JJGold vs GiveMeaBJ: Gamblers Olympics (Place Your Bets)

[GiveMeaBJ]

Event #1
The Football Long Throw. Standard High School football. We each stand at goal line. Throw counts where it lands initally, not bounces to. Longer throw gets the point.

Line:
BJ -130
JJ +110
O/U 54.5 Yards

Event #2
H-O-R-S-E. No dunking, anything else goes. All shots must be called before hand. First one to get all five letters loses and the winner gets the point.

Line:
JJ -120
BJ +100

Event #3
McDouble eating contest. Standard McDoubles $1 from McDonalds. We can have them plain with just cheese or whatever you like. We each have 30 minutes to eat as many McDoubles as we can. At the end of 30 minutes, whoever has more McDoubles wins. We each have 1 gallon of water as beverage. Water does not have to be drank if desired. After the 30 minutes we wait an hour. No shitting, pissing, or puking. If anyone does so they forfeit the competition. Most burgers eaten with no shitting, puking, or pissing wins.

Line:
BJ -160
JJ +140
O/U 9.5 Burgers
Piss/Shit/Puke Within the 90 minutes:
Yes +200
No -220
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Day 1 Ends...Day 2 Begins
Event #4
1 Track Lap. Standard race. No contact to be made while running or auto dq. First one to make it around a standard sized high school track wins.

Line:
BJ -160
JJ +140
O/U 3 Minutes 30 Seconds

Event #5
Video making contest. 5:00 video to be made within 24 hours. Can contain any sort of material desired. A 24 hour period will be given to make the video and post it on SBR. Once video is made and posted 24 hours of voting by SBR members with over 1,000 posts will take place. Most votes wins.

Line:
JJ -250
BJ +230
JJ -4.5 Votes (-110)
BJ +4.5 Votes (-110)

Event #6
Beer drinking competition. We have 60 minutes to drink as many beers as we can. Any beer that is agreed by both members is ok. No puking or pissing during the 60 minutes. If one member passes out he is disqualified.

Line:
JJ -110
BJ -110
O/U 19.5 Beers

Event #7
Sports Handicapping Contest. Each member will be given 14 days to make a minimum of 25 picks and a maximum of 100 picks. All bets must be 1 unit. No moneylines and all lines are -110. 10 bets can be 3 units if noted, all others are 1 unit. Most + units wins.

Line:
BJ -130
JJ +110
Winner O/U 54%

Do you accept?

[Tree Rollins]

I'd be on that under 54.5 yards on the long throw.

Also, i think the line in event 4, the lap around the track, is off. You're like 30 years younger then JJ, there is no way he can beat you in a quarter mile race.

[bigboyfosho]

I will bet my life savings JJ doesnt even when 3 events

[BatemanPatrickl]

What's the line for total amount of time spent banging a skank?

Give me under 1:53.

Thanks.

[GiveMeaBJ]

Supposedly he moves well. Who knows, maybe he jogs everyday, I don't, we both smoke like mad men. That will be a sad event, whoever wants it more will win.

[Grandmaster B]

when its all said and done and your girl finds out that jjgold uses $100 bills for toilet paper

you will regret ever meeting jjgold...he will be in the skybox at a MLB baseball game with your girl telling her to "givemeabj"

and she'll do it too

[GiveMeaBJ]

What's the line for total amount of time spent banging a skank?

Give me under 1:53.

Thanks.

I don't know what I ever did to you but I'm sorry. I don't ever remember insulting you. I know you and JJ are close but do you really have to jump on whoever doesn't agree with him?

[WonTooManyBets]

Under on the football throw for the max.

[Grandmaster B]

What's the line for total amount of time spent banging a skank?

Give me under 1:53.

Thanks.

[GiveMeaBJ]

when its all said and done and your girl finds out that jjgold uses $100 bills for toilet paper

you will regret ever meeting jjgold...he will be in the skybox at a MLB baseball game with your girl telling her to "givemeabj"

and she'll do it too

If she ends up with JJ Gold then I wouldn't even care. He is probably the one person on Earth that can bang my girl and not have to deal with the reprecussions..

[bigboyfosho]

Giveme, Bateman is a a sad and lonley person, just ignore him

[GiveMeaBJ]

Under on the football throw for the max.

It will be close. I will lean under.

[GiveMeaBJ]

What's the line for total amount of time spent banging a skank?

Give me under 1:53.

Thanks.

Pacing yourself + guilt=last long. When you start to feel some *** coming just go down on her until you get your composure back. She will love it.

[FishFace5]

54.5 yards for a long toss is about 25 yards too high.
3:30 for a lap is insanely slow I dont care how fat or old either 1 of u is.
19.5 beers is not gonna happen unless you are a religious binge drinker.

[GiveMeaBJ]

54.5 yards for a long toss is about 25 yards too high.
3:30 for a lap is insanely slow I dont care how fat or old either 1 of u is.
19.5 beers is not gonna happen unless you are a religious binge drinker.

54.5 yards is not 25 yards too high. I can throw the damn football atleast 40 yards on a bad day.

3:30 for a lap I have no idea how long a normal person would take to run it. It is highly doubtful one of us runs all the way through. We will both sprint out the gate then take it to a slow crawling jog. Trust me, I have seen fat people run before. Not to mention I had to add time for when I taunt JJ as crossing the finish line.

19.5 beers? If I drink 10 and he drinks 9 in an hour I think that is very doable with our size.

[bruceBRUCEbruce]

do I recognize GIVEMEABJ from the hit MTV show Jersey Shore?

looks like a classy guy.

[Tree Rollins]

54.5 yards for a long toss is about 25 yards too high.
3:30 for a lap is insanely slow I dont care how fat or old either 1 of u is.
19.5 beers is not gonna happen unless you are a religious binge drinker.

Wait i didn't even catch that, 19.5 beers o/u in 1 hour? holy shit. I'd probably take the under even at 15 beers. have you guys ever had a case race? Your stomach just won't hold the liquid anymore at a certain point.

edit: nevermind, for some reason i was thinking that was the number for each person, not the total. I don't know what i was thinking. Anyway, i'd probably still take the under.

[Grandmaster B]

If she ends up with JJ Gold then I wouldn't even care. He is probably the one person on Earth that can bang my girl and not have to deal with the reprecussions..

now you're using your head...just imagine...you tell her bang like 10 jjgolds a night...she gets to sit on and suck off different dicks so you know she is loving every minute of it

you're going to make alot of money kid...more money to bet!!!

I am excited to see you're making progress

[FishFace5]

54.5 yards is not 25 yards too high. I can throw the damn football atleast 40 yards on a bad day. 3:30 for a lap I have no idea how long a normal person would take to run it. It is highly doubtful one of us runs all the way through. We will both sprint out the gate then take it to a slow crawling jog. Trust me, I have seen fat people run before. Not to mention I had to add time for when I taunt JJ as crossing the finish line. 19.5 beers? If I drink 10 and he drinks 9 in an hour I think that is very doable with our size.

oh ur combining them. I didnt realize that. Thought you meant you were about to toss the rock 55 yards and pound 20 beers yourself. Your odds are ok then. I'll actually go over the 3:30 now. and still under the other 2 but theyll b much closer now.

[BatemanPatrickl]

when its all said and done and your girl finds out that jjgold uses $100 bills for toilet paper you will regret ever meeting jjgold...he will be in the skybox at a MLB baseball game with your girl telling her to "givemeabj" and she'll do it too

He could be a bum on the corner of Newark Ave and she would do it.

[Tree Rollins]

They say that if a person walking an entire mile at a normal pace, you should finish in 16 minutes. That would break down to 4 minutes a lap, just walking.

[Grandmaster B]

He could be a bum on the corner of Newark Ave and she would do it.

oh come on she knows she is cute...she wouldnt **** for nothing less than $100 is my estimate

are you saying she can be got for cheaper than $100??

like a 40oz of malt liquor and a couple hits off the blunt type hoe?

damn now that I look a little closer you might be spot on

[Tree Rollins]

So let's get this straight, are all your totals combined totals, or what?

[FishFace5]

So let's get this straight, are all your totals combined totals, or what?

They gotta be tree or the lines are way off.

[hanco21]

OVER 3:30 for track lap. It will probably fo into the 7's and knowing JJ he probably wont finish

[BatemanPatrickl]

oh come on she knows she is cute...she wouldnt **** for nothing less than $100 is my estimate

are you saying she can be got for cheaper than $100??

like a 40oz of malt liquor and a couple hits off the blunt type hoe?

damn now that I look a little closer you might be spot on

The average bum that tips his hat to her could get her for free

[whatsgood5]

I honestly only see on that JJ can win, being the video making contest.

[whatsgood5]

He may has an outside shot at the capping or beer drinking ones as well, but he's fukked.

[diamond]

JJ is very underrated. Good luck to both.

[SamsNCharge99]

ill take JJ

[Boner_18]

Only event I would back JJ in against a young buck like BJ is dance competition. You seen Corbin's moves?

[GiveMeaBJ]

Setting the record on the totals. I can easily throw the rcok 45 yards. The only one combined was the beers.

[jjgold]

I do not drink that much Cuz

You need to eliminate the food/liqor events and reduce running to 50 yds

[FishFace5]

BJ. I like your style bud. So just understand that this is all in good fun.
You've stated your a lineman and that is you in your avatar correct.... I will take the under for the max on even as short as a 45 yard toss. You can even throw a nerf ball if you want.
Also I know you guys are on the big side but 3:30 a lap is like a fast walk. So unless its a power walking race thats REALLY slow.

[FrozenMAN]

I'd put eveyrthing i own on BJ -130 in longest football throw, after seeing that video with gold telling us not to throw in the towel WOW, his mechanics are AWFUl, looks like we belonged in a homo baseball league LOLOLOL

he's be lucky to get over 20 yards with that delivery LOLOLOLOL