Busted ass in video store, girls won't let it go

[stevek173]

Such BS, there was no one around so I let one rip, it had some unexpected sound but i figured no one noticed, but now every time I go in there the ugky skanks at the desk have a poop conversation with eachother. I thought I was off the hook, then last time I rented "The Invention of Lying", and the one skank says to me the movie is really funny at the beginning, then the other one looks at her and says "what are we ordering?" and if you've seen that movie you know that that old woman at the beginning says"I just took the biggest poop of my life, what are we ordering"

So Im being clowned by miserable skanks I don;t know every tome I go in there what would you do? I like the store otherwise. No history with these skankies either.

I'm a nice, decent looking dude.

[flyingillini]

Ha, I would shoot a load on the carpet myself.

[BatemanPatrickl]

What the fuk is a video store?

[GiveMeaBJ]

There is only one way to do this. Walk into the store and every time you approach the desk let one rip. Loud if possible. Then just pretend nothing happened.

[flyingillini]

I would do what the big obese guy in sweats did at the bash. Bend over and take as hit on the carpet.

[maersksealand]

Subscribe to Netflix...you can watch tons of movies online or order what you want. Less thn $200 a year if paid in advance and want unlimited movies.

[whatsgood5]

Subscribe to Netflix...you can watch tons of movies online or order what you want. Less thn $200 a year if paid in advance and want unlimited movies.

And won't have to deal with being ridiculed. Good call.

[icsky3]

Yeahhh Netflix is roughly $120 a year. Worth every penny.

[flyingillini]

I have my queue always filled up. I enjoy streaming videos over my PS3 as well... Netflix is a genius idea.

[Boner_18]

What the fuk is a video store?

This is what I was thinking when I read the title of the thread. Do you not have USPS delivered to you?