This poem by Tony Soprano deserves it's own thread:

[JohnAnthony]

"Teela, I will make every other guy look Corny,
Please date me, I am very horny.
Yes, I watch 20 games a night,
...But we will never fight.
Just don't touch my remote control,
and I promise not to punch a hole,....
...in the wall,
Do not stall.

I know you want to date me,
What's wrong Teela..you look a bit shaky?

Please do not be intimidated,
For I am an SBR poster that is highly rated.

I post and watch games 23 hours a day,
but that 1 hour we spend together will be yay!

Stop being a pansy, and come touch me penis,
Everyone gets horny, even that Tsoprano genius. "

[SamsNCharge99]

Now DO WORK Tella and bet on B-Town

[Tsoprano]

She just called me crying she liked it so much

[JohnAnthony]

She just called me crying she liked it so much

Unreal man.

[Iwinyourmoney]

[JohnAnthony]

Bumped.

Clause: Deserved Attention.

[Tsoprano]

[kisado]

I don't get it. But funny poem.

[2daBank]

Tsoprano ....my wife gotta see this 2marro not sure she will like it but can damn sure relate

[whatsgood5]

Had no clue Soprano was so romantic.