My neice and nephew are beginning to ask me

[Pecos Bill]

Why i dont have a gf.

I just pretend i dont hear them.

[letitburn]

What do you tell them when they ask you why you're such a faggot

[konck]

Just say you do and he will be over soon

[konck]

[eidolon]

just tell them you like sucking on hot dogs over eating tacos

[jjgold]

Most people that never have a girlfriend or wife usually get labeled as gay and lots of time unfairly.

[bettyrocker]

good speeling of the werd niece

[maersksealand]

Why i dont have a gf.

I just pretend i dont hear them.

get a blow up doll and introduce her to them. Kids are very gulliable and they will stop questioning you once you show them you have a girlfriend. You should cover her with a blanket like she's sleeping...and say "shhh, don't wake her up, we where at the club last night". Soon after this you can make her dissapear and always tell them she's at work or visiting her parents, when thay ask to see her again.

The kids will also said to their parents that they saw your girlfriend so the rumor will spread, boosting your image.

good speeling of the werd niece

Almost as good as your speeling.