Boys, I've got a stage 5 clinger on my hands

[The Seer]

This chick thinks I'm the next coming of Christ. I was out with the guys having a few drinks, she just runs up to me & grabs my hand and the rest is history. I've known her for about 14 hrs and I already know everything about her because she volunteered her life story and past relationship information. 5 min after I met her she told me she was looking to settle down, etc. This morning she was already planning our valentines date for today. Damn, she has a killer body (like Carmen Electra type) but Im too old for clingers. This is not a Givemeabj type thread, I'm seasoned and don't need advice but I can tell this is gonna be a headache. She's a beautician and will have a pair of scissors in her hand so this could get dangerous as well.

[Pecos Bill]

post a picture of yourself

[Pecos Bill]

only good looking people with smooth skin have clingers

[The Seer]

post a picture of yourself

bill, they've been on here before. jj has started threads about it. no more pics.

[HoulihansTX]

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[Pecos Bill]

bill, they've been on here before. jj has started threads about it. no more pics.

Can you link me?

[whatsgood5]

Bummer man.

[Deuce]

Pics of said clinger?

[The Seer]

Pics of said clinger?

no, not yet

[freeVICK]

pecos WTF is wrong with you?

[bradthebloke]

so are you taking her out for v day? or gonna tell her it was jut one night?

[Flying Dutchman]

at first I thought this was going to be a bathroom story...

[Pecos Bill]

Anyone know where i can find pics of the seer?? I tried searching but found nothing.

[eidolon]

While she is at your house, take a shit with the door open.

[AMBlai01]

If there are no pics then I am guessing she is ugly and fat....Pics or ban. That is the rule.

[Pecos Bill]

If there are no pics then I am guessing she is ugly and fat....Pics or ban. That is the rule.

Your chick is pretty hot. Your average looking,maybe a tad above average.

[Pecos Bill]

nahh i take that back, your definalty just average.

[The Seer]

so are you taking her out for v day? or gonna tell her it was jut one night?

I told her I already had plans to go visit my family and that I'd call her later today.

[The Seer]

If there are no pics then I am guessing she is ugly and fat....Pics or ban. That is the rule.

probably a 7 in the face but body is definitely at least a 9

[Pecos Bill]

probably a 7 in the face but body is definitely at least a 9

Let me see a picture of you!..where can i find one.

[THE PROFIT]

[Pecos Bill]

I wish i had a clinger. I would be so happy.

[jjgold]

only good looking people with smooth skin have clingers

Billy he looks like Richard Gere

End of story

[Pecos Bill]

Billy he looks like Richard Gere

End of story

that made me feel sad for some reason.

[jjgold]

Pecos this guy gets all the girls, I get sad too when i see threads like this.

Billy I cannot even get a broad to call me on the phone, no joke.

I am a bigger loser than you by far

[DOMINATER]

pecos listen you have no right to send a post out like that to seer

[DOMINATER]

you are to good looking for that its sad what we should be working on is your selfesteem what happened in your life who gave you a bad time

[DOMINATER]

Get your self an accutane treatment your face will be as smooth as a babys ass. no marks no holes the end they will want you to be the next 007 if you can pull off an english accent lol

[DOMINATER]

seer you hit the lottery , remember when there like this they come with a whole other set of problems

[DOMINATER]

I DON'T WANT TO BRAG , I NOTICED PEOPLE TEND TO hate you even when your telling the truth, when i was very young girls would sit next to me and fall asleep on my shoulder i got a hundred of those stories and seer whats the first question they ask you .ARE YOU GAY. Iguess because you dress well are good looking and they must say he is not with a girl at this party he must be gay. how old seer , does she live in same area, hairdressers get all the gossip ,and be careful make sure if you get serios with her she doesn't hsve a coke problem alot of hairdressers love coke . I need more details to give you more , did you sleep there the first night. The way shes talking she is at least 25 to 28, never married any children. Most streetwise girls will never say shes ready to settle down unless shes super hot .they know that can be a see you later alligater statement. keep us up to date. Pecos IF YOU DO THE RIGHT THINGS THAT COULD VERY WELL BE YOU WITH THE SAME STORY, good luck seer