Art

[buztah]

I was feelin' a lil artsy fartsy this afternoon and decided to make a mold of my schlong. Mixed a gooey stiff batter together with flour, water, etc and caked it on there, covering the twig n berries (after shaving of course -- I'm no moron!). I figured I would present a lovely mold of my member and undercarriage to this broad I needa hit where the Good Lord put her split. Figured it would be a less than subtle gesture n get things to escalate (we've been playing lil games in the elevator) on Valentine's. Well, boys, I don't know what the phuck to do! This batter has hardened like a motherphuckah! I'm talking rock phucking hard and I can't even phucking walk, been crawling, more like dragging myself around. The shit just won't come the phuck off! What do I do? WHAT DO I DO?!

[tltaylor89]

You suck youre own cock

[Tsoprano]

Classic Buzzy

[pico]

make a mold of your scrotum

[buztah]

PHUCK! This shit is indestructable!

[whatsgood5]

You never seem to disapoint Buztah, another great story.

[The Prick]

buzzer yer one weird sumbitch but damn thats funny. chisel mallet son

[buztah]

All is well that ends well.