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  • GiveMeaBJ
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-08-09
    • 8449

    #1
    How to Make Money 101
    I noticed some people on here are flat broke, or close to it. Me and my best friend have designed a playbook to go from having $0 in your pocket to a lot of money relativley quickly.

    Step #1
    Gather coins from around the house and your car or other family members cars. Grab a jar. Put coins in jar. Keep collecting coins for approxamitley 1 week. After this you should have ATLEAST $60 in coins. Take them to a bank that will cash them for free.

    Step #2
    While going through the coin proccess look for a part time job. Anywhere doesn't matter. Just make sure it is $8.00 an hour and you don't work over 6 hours a day.

    Step #3
    Take the $60 from the coins and buy a 8th of marijuana. Bag it out into 5 $20 bags and 1 $10 bag. Text anyone you know who smokes weed saying, "You I got some sick bud, hit me up if you need". You should get rid of all of it in 2-3 days and have $110.

    Step #4
    Take that $110 and by a quarter of marijuana. Bag it out into 10 $20 bags. Sell. Should take no more then 4 days. You will now have $200.

    Step #5
    Take that $200 and buy a half of marijuana. Bag it into 20 bags $20 bags. Sell. You should now have $400.

    Step #6
    Take that $400 and buy an ounce of marijuana. Bag it into 40 bags. Sell. You should now have $800.

    Step #7
    By this time you should have gotten a few paychecks to cover expenses. Use your small paychecks to cover some bills and shit.

    Step #8
    Take that $800 and go to a casino. Put $400 on black. If you win walk out, if you lose walk out. If you lose sell another ounce and repeat until you win.

    Step #9
    You should now have $1,200. Take $800 and deposit onto 5 dimes. Bet using reduced juice. Pick a max bet and stick to it. Don't chase. Don't bet anything other then full game spreads or totals.

    Step #10
    Take the remaining $400 and buy another ounce. Sell. You should now have 5 dimes money and $800.

    Step #11
    Go on craigslist. Go under gigs. There are tons of oppurtunities for money on there. Guys will pay $100 if you can move a TV, etc. Keep doing things until you get $500 from it.

    Step #12
    Repeat Steps 1-12.



    I was high when I wrote this I don't know if it makes sense but it is a good way to make money.
  • THE PROFIT
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-27-09
    • 17701

    #2
    So basically your get rich quick strategy involves working a part-time job, dealing drugs, and gambling!

    Goddamn BJ, I don't think that's been tried before, you might be onto something!
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    • GiveMeaBJ
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 09-08-09
      • 8449

      #3
      You can't lose unless you get arrested.
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      • flyingillini
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 12-06-06
        • 41219

        #4
        If you have half a brain you can be a successful person in this Country.
        המוסד‎
        המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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        • GiveMeaBJ
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 09-08-09
          • 8449

          #5
          Originally posted by flyingillini
          If you have half a brain you can be a successful person in this Country.
          Yes but can you lead a life where you get high and gamble all day and work a BS job 6 hours a day?
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          • Tsoprano
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 04-14-08
            • 26374

            #6
            GivemeaBJ, what's your email address?
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            • GiveMeaBJ
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-08-09
              • 8449

              #7
              **** you.
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              • RobbReport
                SBR MVP
                • 09-22-09
                • 2042

                #8
                risk vs reward. get bagged once and this plan just ****ed any potential decent job where they look at your criminal record.
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                • GiveMeaBJ
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 09-08-09
                  • 8449

                  #9
                  Originally posted by RobbReport
                  risk vs reward. get bagged once and this plan just ****ed any potential decent job where they look at your criminal record.
                  Yea but if you do it right you can't get caught. Sell out of your house, don't drive with it and only sell to a group of 10-30 friends.
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                  • Tsoprano
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 04-14-08
                    • 26374

                    #10
                    Ok, delete your email address now.
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                    • minet123
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 02-17-07
                      • 10280

                      #11
                      The corner of 2nd and Indiana makes about $1200 an hour and their open from 6:30 an until roughly 9:00 am unless they sell out.If you don't care about what society has dictated as "right" and "wrong" you can make a ton of money in a short amount of time
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                      • Ace_of_Spades
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 10-14-09
                        • 13518

                        #12
                        Originally posted by GiveMeaBJ
                        You can't lose unless you get arrested.
                        There is always a snitch and you never feel at ease. Bad advice. People like Bobby and Samuel are easily influenced.

                        I could film this and make a rip-off of BangedUpAbroad.
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                        • GiveMeaBJ
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 09-08-09
                          • 8449

                          #13
                          Follow the play book and the odds of getting caught are minimal.
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                          • RobbReport
                            SBR MVP
                            • 09-22-09
                            • 2042

                            #14
                            ive done this, i know people who have done this and unless you live in the burbs it just isn't worth it.
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                            • GiveMeaBJ
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 09-08-09
                              • 8449

                              #15
                              Exactly. I live in the burbs.
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                              • RobbReport
                                SBR MVP
                                • 09-22-09
                                • 2042

                                #16
                                ??
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                                • 2daBank
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 01-26-09
                                  • 88966

                                  #17
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                                  • 2daBank
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 01-26-09
                                    • 88966

                                    #18
                                    STEP 13...dont spend it on some trick at the mall
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                                    • GiveMeaBJ
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 09-08-09
                                      • 8449

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by 2daBank
                                      STEP 13...dont spend it on some trick at the mall
                                      and 14 don't pay for abortions.
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                                      • RobbReport
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 09-22-09
                                        • 2042

                                        #20
                                        are you on the west?
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                                        • GiveMeaBJ
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 09-08-09
                                          • 8449

                                          #21
                                          East. Why?
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                                          • RobbReport
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 09-22-09
                                            • 2042

                                            #22
                                            late as ****.
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                                            • 2daBank
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 01-26-09
                                              • 88966

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by GiveMeaBJ
                                              and 14 don't pay for abortions.

                                              id say abortions are a must...just make sure it is your kid
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                                              • RobbReport
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 09-22-09
                                                • 2042

                                                #24
                                                yeah... that was pretty crazy.
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                                                • RobbReport
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 09-22-09
                                                  • 2042

                                                  #25
                                                  Beej, tell your chick...


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                                                  • GiveMeaBJ
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 09-08-09
                                                    • 8449

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by RobbReport
                                                    late as ****.
                                                    I hear ya. My girl is here and we just watched a movie. Had to check in with SBR before bed lol.
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                                                    • GiveMeaBJ
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 09-08-09
                                                      • 8449

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by RobbReport
                                                      Beej, tell your chick...


                                                      Lol I have this on a cd in my car and I immediatley felt like this was about me.
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                                                      • paco
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 05-07-09
                                                        • 62873

                                                        #28
                                                        Bj, me just getting home from the spot gettin a bj, now I'm gonna make love at home
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                                                        • GiveMeaBJ
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 09-08-09
                                                          • 8449

                                                          #29
                                                          Dude, it is rough. I busted 3 nuts today and feel like I just ran a mile.
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                                                          • paco
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 05-07-09
                                                            • 62873

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by GiveMeaBJ
                                                            Dude, it is rough. I busted 3 nuts today and feel like I just ran a mile.
                                                            MY ***** , come to the D and u will realiE Thad less than breakfast
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                                                            • GiveMeaBJ
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 09-08-09
                                                              • 8449

                                                              #31
                                                              Paco, I'll be in Detroit in July kid.
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                                                              • warriorfan707
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 03-29-08
                                                                • 13698

                                                                #32
                                                                For Gods sake man, this is just atrocious.

                                                                EVer heard of the risk versus reward assessment?

                                                                60 dollars in coins lying around the house? Uhhhh... NO. Im clean.
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                                                                • warriorfan707
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 03-29-08
                                                                  • 13698

                                                                  #33
                                                                  And at least if you go to a casino play some singledeck, those are the best odds

                                                                  roulette is a joke
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                                                                  • GiveMeaBJ
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 09-08-09
                                                                    • 8449

                                                                    #34
                                                                    What the **** do you do with your coins? If something costs 10.06 tell me you honestly spend the $.94 somewhere? No, you throw it on the table, in the car, etc.
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                                                                    • GiveMeaBJ
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 09-08-09
                                                                      • 8449

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by warriorfan707;318****
                                                                      And at least if you go to a casino play some singledeck, those are the best odds

                                                                      roulette is a joke
                                                                      We are playing to get rich quick. Not grind at blackjack.
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