Increased Threat Level Airport Screening

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  • katstale
    SBR MVP
    • 02-07-07
    • 3924

    #1
    Increased Threat Level Airport Screening
    It was 1993 when I decided I did not ever need to work for the "man" any more. But, given what I read in the last few days about the new threat from women with explosives hidden in their implants, I am suddenly feeling a patriotic twinge and I might need to be called into action.

    In my locale, I get to scrutinize MANY women with implants. Most of them Colombian, but that is beside the point. I feel that I am something of an expert now and may need to donate my services to keep the skies safe from the terrorist scum. President Martinelli? I am at your call to duty and I promise you will never doubt my commitment to the job.
  • durito
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-03-06
    • 13173

    #2
    lol
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    • THEGREAT30
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 10-04-08
      • 8970

      #3
      sicko
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      • Thremp
        SBR MVP
        • 07-23-07
        • 2067

        #4
        <3 So good.
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        • mminkovski
          SBR MVP
          • 06-22-07
          • 1077

          #5
          where are the implants?
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          • fsugolf
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 07-17-09
            • 6194

            #6
            i wanna get paid to play with some boobies too...sign me up plz
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            • katstale
              SBR MVP
              • 02-07-07
              • 3924

              #7
              Sorry I posted this in wrong area. It's just that's where I usually post. I have some further thoughts on this career path. We need a theme song for the paddock area in the morning before we go to work. I nominate this:




              We could also have Mudcat come in and do an acoustic version.
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              • bradthebloke
                SBR MVP
                • 07-26-09
                • 3175

                #8
                i wanna check their anal bleaches
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                • JoeVig
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 01-11-08
                  • 772

                  #9
                  Originally posted by mminkovski
                  where are the implants?
                  Wherever you like, sweetie. Especially those Brazilian "women".
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                  • username474
                    SBR Sharp
                    • 01-09-09
                    • 480

                    #10
                    Do you live in Panama City ? I am moving to the area in a few months and would love to ask you some questions.
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                    • katstale
                      SBR MVP
                      • 02-07-07
                      • 3924

                      #11
                      Pm away
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                      • durito
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 07-03-06
                        • 13173

                        #12
                        You get a pat down leaving the Bogota airport internationally by a Colombian army member of the same sex. I wanted to get in the chicks lines. Only here do they have hot female soldiers.
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