I thought my idea should get more main stream for men who can;t decide what to do for that special someone.
Get a sock and black sharpie marker. Put the sock on your left hand like a puppet. Color eyes and a nose on it. Take the sock off. When she comes over, make her dinner. Something unique, like tacos. It will show some effort on your part. Rent a funny dvd. Midway through the movie, excuse yourself, then pretend to go to tinkle. Place the sock puppet on your left hand. Conceal the puppet in your pocket and sit down. Roughly 5 minutes later nonchalantly remove the puppet from your pocket and slowly head towards her vagina with the puppet. When you are about 1 foot away turn the puppet towards her and with an vantrillaqest minded approach do an animated manly voice and say, "I wanna bite your pussy." Also after you say this have the puppet make cookie monster noises like, "yum yum yum yum."
The girl will love it.
Get a sock and black sharpie marker. Put the sock on your left hand like a puppet. Color eyes and a nose on it. Take the sock off. When she comes over, make her dinner. Something unique, like tacos. It will show some effort on your part. Rent a funny dvd. Midway through the movie, excuse yourself, then pretend to go to tinkle. Place the sock puppet on your left hand. Conceal the puppet in your pocket and sit down. Roughly 5 minutes later nonchalantly remove the puppet from your pocket and slowly head towards her vagina with the puppet. When you are about 1 foot away turn the puppet towards her and with an vantrillaqest minded approach do an animated manly voice and say, "I wanna bite your pussy." Also after you say this have the puppet make cookie monster noises like, "yum yum yum yum."
The girl will love it.
