'Jessica Simpson was like sexual napalm in bed,' reveals John Mayer

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    'Jessica Simpson was like sexual napalm in bed,' reveals John Mayer
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    'Jessica Simpson was like sexual napalm in bed,' reveals John Mayer


    By Daily Mail Reporter
    Last updated at 10:54 AM on 11th February 2010



    After revealing too much about his relationship with Jennifer Aniston, American singer John Mayer is kissing and telling again.
    The 32-year-old proves he isn't much of a gentleman - yet again - as he describes his 'crazy' sex life with ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson in a new interview.
    Speaking in the March issue of Playboy magazine, he describes Simpson, 29, as 'sexual napalm' in the bedroom.


    Sexual connection: John Mayer, pictured in New York in May 2007, said sex with Jessica Simpson was 'crazy'

    Mayer and Simpson dated on and off for 10 months from August 2006 - nine months after her high-profile split from husband and Newlyweds co-star Nick Lachey.
    The singer admitted their relationship was sexually charged, describing Simpson as 'a drug'.
    He explained: 'And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them... Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.
    'Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just f**king snort you?"'
    Mayer's claims about Simpson's bedroom skills will no doubt come as a surprise to her fans after she famously claimed to remain a virgin before she married Lachey in 2002.

    Enlarge Shock: Jessica Simpson said she was having an 'interesting' day on her Twitter page on Wednesday after Mayer's revelations

    After excerpts of the interview with Mayer were published this week, a stunned Simpson wrote on her Twitter page today: 'Interesting day so far... hmm... at least I am boxing two-a-days this week.'
    Mayer also addresses his high-profile on/off relationship with Aniston, who he split from last March after a total of nine months together.
    Suggesting it was his decision to end their relationship for the second time, he said: 'We just have a regard for each other’s feelings that is pretty intense. It’s been a deep relationship, and it’s no longer taking place at all.
    'Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons?'
    Suggesting the nine-year age gap between the couple may have been a problem, he elaborated: 'In some ways I wish I could be with her. But I can’t change the fact that I need to be 32...
    'But 32 just comes roaring out of me at points when I don’t see it coming. I want to dance. I want to get on an airplane and be like a ninja. I want to be an explorer. I want to be like The Bourne Identity. I don’t want to pet dogs in the kitchen.'


    He also admitted he had slept with about 'four or five' women since he split with Aniston last year.


    'I need to be 32': Mayer, pictured with Jennifer Aniston at the Oscars last year, wasn't ready to settle down


    He added: 'But even if I said 12, that's a reasonable number. So is 15. Here's the thing: I get less a** now than I did when I was in a local band. Because now I don't like jumping through hoops.'
    When Mayer and Aniston first split up in August 2008 after four months together, the singer held an impromptu press conference outside a New York City gym, revealing that he was the one who ended their relationship.
    He said: 'Have me as a man who ended a relationship stand here and write some truth.
    'Have me stand up for somebody and write that Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I've ever met.

    Enlarge Brief fling: Mayer dated Jennifer Love Hewitt in 2002

    'She's one of the most lovely people I've ever met in my life and I'm going through something that's a very personal thing and you have to give that up...
    'There's no lying, there's no cheating. There's no nothing. People are different, they have different chemistry, they have different lives.
    'I ended a relationship because there is no lying. I ended a relationship to be alone because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right. I don't waste people's time.'
    Despite his public outburst, Aniston forgave him and they reconciled two months later, with her telling Vogue magazine, he wouldn't be talking so publicly about her again.
    She said: 'Trust me, you’ll never see that happen again from that man.'
    Aniston and Simpson aren't the only famous women Mayer has spilled the beans over - he also discussed his brief relationship with actress Jennifer Love Hewitt.
    The couple dated in 2002 and the curvy star was said to have inspired one of his biggest hits, Your Body Is A Wonderland.
    The singer discussed their relationship during a stand-up gig in Hollywood four years ago, claiming he never got to have sex with her because she had a bout of food poisoning brought on by some bad fish on their date.
    He later apologised, saying: 'It really was me making fun of myself.'



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    His music is brilliant. His abillity to keep his mouth shut is not!
    - Loopy Loobs, Spain, 11/2/2010 09:26
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    He must be more than the sum of his parts, because for the life of me I just don't get it.
    - Bikergal, UK, 11/2/2010 09:24
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    He's not a man, he's a silly little boy!
    - Gill, Berks, 11/2/2010 09:22
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    Who is this man? I've never heard of him or his songs...is he some kind of male who likes to kiss and tell?
    - Kate, Wilmslow, 11/2/2010 09:14
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    He acts about 18!! He's 32 and he wants to run off and be a ninja?!
    Stay away ladies...unless you want to adopt him!
    - Lynn, Glasgow, 11/2/2010 09:13
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    Never heard of him and, after reading this, don't want to! He sounds gross.
    - R, CBD, Melbourne, Australia, 11/2/2010 09:04
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  • The Seer
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    #2
    How would you like to have this clown's love life?
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    • Carseller4
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      #3
      Napalm? Sticky burning goo burning your skin. Doesn't sound too pleasant to me?
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      • DrStale
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        #4


        But yeah, not fair.
        Originally posted by Dark Horse
        If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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        • lyon804
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          #5
          "your body is a wonderland".. one of my favs going thru college. Not a bad life for Mayer. I like this part from him in regards to Simpson... "I want to quit my life and just fukking snort you"!! Does it get any better than that??
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          • SpectacularBid
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            #6
            shes hot and funny too
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            • treece
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              #7
              I'd like to hear Tony Romo's take on this.
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              • fedtpels
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                #8
                Romo's banging dudes on the side. Simpson is just his cover.
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                • MastaB
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                  #9
                  Those are unreal
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                  • The Seer
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by treece
                    I'd like to hear Tony Romo's take on this.
                    No wonder he went to Cabo with her.
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                    • RobbReport
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                      #11
                      lucky mofo
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                      • MartinBlank
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                        #12
                        Now, Mayer is apologizing to everyone.

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                        • Deuce
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                          #13
                          I'd love to fukk her. She is sexy as fukk.
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                          • Deuce
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                            #14

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                            • The Seer
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                              #15
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                              • RobbReport
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                                #16
                                he just cant shut the **** up. he would be legend if he just shut up.
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                                • The Seer
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                                  • Cougar Bait
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                                    This is my favorite part, "I want to get on an airplane and be like a ninja. I want to be an explorer. I want to be like The Bourne Identity."

                                    Wow. Not like I didn't think this guy was a D-bag before this and think his music was lame, but this is the topper.

                                    Guy is garbage. Hilarious garbage, but still garbage.
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                                    • freeVICK
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                                      god damn that lucky ****. just give me 30 seconds with Jessica and I would die happy
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                                      • tltaylor89
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                                        #20
                                        mayer had them all
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                                        • dwaechte
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                                          #21
                                          Dude's a pimp.
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                                          • pavyracer
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                                            #22
                                            He dated Romo's sloppy seconds. What a douche.
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                                            • RobbReport
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                                              #23
                                              he went 1st.
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                                              • ZBOIZ
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                                                #24
                                                have you guys seen Ralphie1412 pic of him using drugs in the private zone ?
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                                                • Pecos Bill
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                                                  #25
                                                  I want to be like john mayer. Dude doesnt give a fvck
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                                                  • whatsgood5
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                                                    #26
                                                    Gotta respect that out of John Mayer. I also thought his "Racist" comments were pretty hilarious.
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                                                    • whatsgood5
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by The Seer
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                                                      • The General
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                                                        #28
                                                        Funny stuff
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                                                        • ZBOIZ
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by The Seer


                                                          that pussy look like a train been through there
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                                                          • The General
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                                                            #30
                                                            Well, most of us aren't lucky enough to be banging young virgins, Sir.
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                                                            • pico
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                                                              i like john mayer's music. everyone whats to be him
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                                                              • The General
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                                                                #32
                                                                I am in a minority I think, but I like the look of Simpson's breasts much better prior to the implants. I feel that way about Most all of them. I like an average handful of real over a big busted fake. JMO. Not only her, but 95% of all women I see with the fake jobs.
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                                                                • dooman14
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  she does have a nice "toe"
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                                                                  • pico
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by The General
                                                                    I am in a minority I think, but I like the look of Simpson's breasts much better prior to the implants. I feel that way about Most all of them. I like an average handful of real over a big busted fake. JMO. Not only her, but 95% of all women I see with the fake jobs.
                                                                    because old people don;t play with balloons.
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                                                                    • Spanks
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by The General
                                                                      I am in a minority I think, but I like the look of Simpson's breasts much better prior to the implants. I feel that way about Most all of them. I like an average handful of real over a big busted fake. JMO. Not only her, but 95% of all women I see with the fake jobs.
                                                                      who care what you like jackass...Mayer is a fn tool...
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