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Mayer: Jessica Simpson is a Freak in the Sack

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  • EaglesPhan36
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 12-06-06
    • 71662

    #1
    Mayer: Jessica Simpson is a Freak in the Sack
    http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrityn...-crazy-2010102

    Exclusive: John Mayer: Jessica Simpson Was "Crazy" in Bed
    Wednesday – February 10, 2010 – 8:45am

    John Mayer is kissing and telling -- again.


    UsMagazine.com has an exclusive peek at Playboy's March issue, where the singer, 32, dishes on everything from his past relationships with Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston to his dream mate.

    He dubs 29-year-old Simpson (whom he dated from 2006 to 2007) "a drug."
    "And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them," he says, adding, "Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me."

    "Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say," he continues. "It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f*****' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f****** you.'"
  • Boner_18
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-24-08
    • 8301

    #2
    This guy pulls serious tail.
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    • podunk
      SBR MVP
      • 11-12-09
      • 3455

      #3
      his music sucks...but he is the man
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      • stevek173
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 03-29-08
        • 27625

        #4
        Agreed on the music how the **** does he do it. Surprised to hear this, I had her pegged as a dead fish ****, if I think a chick is dumb this is what I expect.
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        • MC PICKS
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 01-10-10
          • 6644

          #5
          His skit on the Chappelles show was funny as shit.
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          • bookie
            SBR MVP
            • 08-10-05
            • 2112

            #6
            Originally posted by MC PICKS
            His skit on the Chappelles show was funny as shit.
            Got a link?
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            • 1st and Ten
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 11-13-09
              • 5131

              #7
              I like it

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              • 1st and Ten
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 11-13-09
                • 5131

                #8
                Where's the VIDEO

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                • DrStale
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 12-07-08
                  • 9692

                  #9
                  Not fair.
                  Originally posted by Dark Horse
                  If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388208

                    #10
                    Lol
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                    • MC PICKS
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 01-10-10
                      • 6644

                      #11
                      Tried to find it bookie but its not available due to the contract dispute he had with comedy central. All I could find was the part in the boardroom and thats the least funniest part. Anyone whos seen it will agree. Was hoping to find the restraunt and or the barbershop parts of the sketch.
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                      • MadCapper
                        SBR MVP
                        • 01-27-08
                        • 4179

                        #12
                        Need some JESSICA pics circa 2006
                        My Blog: http://madcapper.mysbrforum.com/
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                        • 36mafia
                          Restricted User
                          • 11-08-09
                          • 2389

                          #13
                          Originally posted by bookie
                          Got a link?

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                          • 1st and Ten
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 11-13-09
                            • 5131

                            #14
                            Originally posted by 36mafia
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                            • MC PICKS
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 01-10-10
                              • 6644

                              #15
                              LOL thanks.
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                              • MJT1212
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 02-16-09
                                • 5124

                                #16
                                Was he intoxicated when he said this? Sounds like it. But interesting analogies on the sex, makes her even more sexier to me than she already is.
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                                • Spanks
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 04-12-07
                                  • 2040

                                  #17
                                  what a fn dick...
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