Hotels where housekeeping bothers you before checkout time

[stevek173]

This one is 4 stars.

Leave me the **** alone, obnoxious imo.

[Bigshooter]

No shi$, I hate when they wake my ass up..

[iceminers26]

I basically lived on the road for about 12 years of my life, all ya have to do is call down when you're going to bed the night before and ask them for a late checkout, they will give ya until 2 or 3 instead of normal 11 or noon.

[Shortstop]

If she's hot, let her in...

[THE PROFIT]

I traveled for about 6 years. different town every week. There were probably about 7 towns I was in very regularly. I don't care how many times you tell them they still come by about 11:00 and ask if you want towels. I usually wasn't going to bed til 5 or 6am so I was just in good deep sleep by then.

[THE PROFIT]

I live in Tennessee and me and my buddy decided we were going to Texas & stay for a couple months. This was actually 5 years ago this week. We left on Valentines day 2005 took us 24 hours to get to S.Padre Island. I drove the first 12 hours & we stopped a couple times to eat & piss. I stopped in Louisiana & got a bottle of whiskey & he drove the next 12 hours to the mexican border. We had a guy who was connected with our company that had a condo on the island for 4 weeks during spring break. So we stayed a week & then traveled all over the state & came back & stayed another week on the island.

Anyway, while we were in Dallas we decided to drive over to Albequerque, NM & visit some of my friends relatives. We got a hotel room & was trying to sneak a couple mexicans in, long story, & the hotel guy, a damn pakistani, got pissed & said some shit. I told him they weren't staying but he called the cops. Long story short we ended up staying there because it was the cheapest place that wasn't a roach motel & was real close to UNM. But we got that asshole back for calling the cops. The morning we checked out we unhooked all the pipes from the sink, poured water down the back of the TV, & I took a big shit right in the middle of the bed! All this guy had was a credit card number & I worked for citibank!

[Shortstop]

I live in Tennessee and me and my buddy decided we were going to Texas & stay for a couple months. This was actually 5 years ago this week. We left on Valentines day 2005 took us 24 hours to get to S.Padre Island. I drove the first 12 hours & we stopped a couple times to eat & piss. I stopped in Louisiana & got a bottle of whiskey & he drove the next 12 hours to the mexican border. We had a guy who was connected with our company that had a condo on the island for 4 weeks during spring break. So we stayed a week & then traveled all over the state & came back & stayed another week on the island.

Anyway, while we were in Dallas we decided to drive over to Albequerque, NM & visit some of my friends relatives. We got a hotel room & was trying to sneak a couple mexicans in, long story, & the hotel guy, a damn pakistani, got pissed & said some shit. I told him they weren't staying but he called the cops. Long story short we ended up staying there because it was the cheapest place that wasn't a roach motel & was real close to UNM. But we got that asshole back for calling the cops. The morning we checked out we unhooked all the pipes from the sink, poured water down the back of the TV, & I took a big shit right in the middle of the bed! All this guy had was a credit card number & I worked for citibank!

PROFIT, some of your posts make it more than worth logging in every day!

[THE PROFIT]

Thanks SS, I do what I can! Good job on Buffalo today by the way! I'll never touch them again but you had that one nailed

[btraband]

rad dude

[Fishhead]

If she's hot, let her in...

Exactly, hotel maids are easy sex targets..............

[stevek173]

I live in Tennessee and me and my buddy decided we were going to Texas & stay for a couple months. This was actually 5 years ago this week. We left on Valentines day 2005 took us 24 hours to get to S.Padre Island. I drove the first 12 hours & we stopped a couple times to eat & piss. I stopped in Louisiana & got a bottle of whiskey & he drove the next 12 hours to the mexican border. We had a guy who was connected with our company that had a condo on the island for 4 weeks during spring break. So we stayed a week & then traveled all over the state & came back & stayed another week on the island.

Anyway, while we were in Dallas we decided to drive over to Albequerque, NM & visit some of my friends relatives. We got a hotel room & was trying to sneak a couple mexicans in, long story, & the hotel guy, a damn pakistani, got pissed & said some shit. I told him they weren't staying but he called the cops. Long story short we ended up staying there because it was the cheapest place that wasn't a roach motel & was real close to UNM. But we got that asshole back for calling the cops. The morning we checked out we unhooked all the pipes from the sink, poured water down the back of the TV, & I took a big shit right in the middle of the bed! All this guy had was a credit card number & I worked for citibank!

LOL nice!