(beantownjims retirement speech)

The Prick · 02-09-10, 04:55 PM

holy christ jimmy the mick with another farewell fackin thread, who'd a ever guessed THAT was gonna happen?

GiveMeaBJ · 02-09-10, 04:56 PM

I've heard this before.

yisman · 02-09-10, 04:56 PM

THIS IS INCREDIBLE BEANER RETIRES MORE OFTEN THAN BRETTl FAVRE THIS IS FOUR TIMES IN A MONTH BY MY COUNT

BOYS THIS IS A LEGEND WE'RE DEALING WITH HERE

illmatick · 02-09-10, 04:56 PM

I aint reading all that bullshit!!

BEANTOWNJIM · 02-09-10, 04:57 PM

PRICK THIS ISNT A DISPUTE WITH THE FORUM MY RIGHT MIDDLE FINGER IS NUMB MY LOVELY WIFE THINKS ITS ARTHITIS THE TIP OF MY RIGHT FINGER IS ALWAYS THROBBING I THINK ITS FROM POSTING AND KEEPING MY FINGERS IN A CERTAIN POSITION TO LONG.

THIS IS A MEDICAL LEAVE OF ABSENCE

The General · 02-09-10, 05:01 PM

Sorry to see all of the pain you have been thru, but I know it well and we could write a helluva a book Jimmy.

Best to you

dmtrader · 02-09-10, 05:01 PM

Good bye BeanTownJim

Hopefully you'll get a life and stop posting all together. Maybe you'll get a career, discover the sun again as you venture outside for the first time in years, or just allow your carpal tunnel to heal quietly.

More likely we will see you tomorrow, right here, starting pointless threads just like always.

SBR_John · 02-09-10, 05:02 PM

006 OVER AT THE RX FORUM THIS LITTLE PUNK (BUCSFAG) ROBBED ME IN A PICK 3 CONTEST I WENT 3-3 NOBODY ELSE DID AND BUCSFAG SAYS SORRY BEANTOWNJIM YOU DIDNT WIN MY FRIEND DANTE WON TO THIS DAY I DONT KNOW HOW I COULD GO 3-0 IN A PICK 3 CONTEST AND LOSE.THAT RULING BYBUCSFAG CHANGED HOW I LOOK AT ONLINE CONTESTS THE MODERATORS FIX THEM.I ARGUED AND WHATS THE THANKS I GOT I GOT BANNED

That happens a lot. Employees here can play but not collect.

jjgold · 02-09-10, 05:02 PM

Originally posted by BEANTOWNJIM

BOYS IT SADDENS ME TO ANNOUNCE MY RETIREMENT FROM POSTING ON A REGULAR BASIS ITS JUST THAT THE INJURIES FROM POSTING HAVE TAKEN THERE TOLL ON MY BODY.I FIRST STARTED POSTING IN THE LATE 90'S I HAVE BEEN AT EVERY MAJOR FORUM AND SOME SMALLER ONES.(SBR,THE RX,MADJACKS,EOG,COVERS,FREAKS FORUM,PEEPS PLACE,MAJOR WAGER) BOYS SORRY IF I LEFT OUT A COUPLE OF OTHERS.BOYS I HAVE HAD MORE INJURIES RELATED TO POSTING THAN MOST NFL PLAYERS I SHOULD BE GOING OUT ON DISABILITY BUT I DONT KNOW WICH FORUM TO SUE FOR MY INJURIES.

BOYS HERE IS A LIST OF INJURIES I HAVE SUFFERED OVER THE YEARS

2001 (THE FORUMS WERE JUMPING AFTER 9/11 I WAS ON THE COMPUTER FOR DAYS STRAIGHT GETTING MY BLOOD PRESSURE UP THE STRESS ALMOST KILLED ME I WANTED TO GO TO ANY NEARBY STORE 24 AND KICK THE SHIT OUR OF ANY ARAB BEHIND THE COUNTER)

2003 LENNY FROM CASCADE SPORTSBOOK ACCEPTED A BET 15 MINUTES AFTER A GAME STARTED EVEN THOUGH HE HAD A WRITTEN RULE THAT SAID (ALL WAGERS WILL BE ACCEPTED UP UNTIL THE POSTED STARTING TIME OF THE EVENT) I FOUGHT EVERY FORUM OWNER FOR OVER A YEAR ON THIS ROBBERY AND THEY ALL BACKED DOWN AND LET LENNY STEAL MY 660 DOLLARS I NEVER RECOVERED FROM THIS EMMOTIONALLY I FOUND OUT WHO MY FRIENDS WERE AND IT WASNT SBR JOHN THAT RAT BASTARD

2005 I NOTICED I WAS WALKING CROOKED I WENT TO MY JEW DOCTOR DR. WAXMAN AND I ASKED HIM HOW COME I DONT FEEL LIKE I AM WALKING STRAIGHT.HE SAID YOU MUST SPEND A LOT OF TIME ONLINE I THINK YOUR SPINE IS OUT OF TILT.HE SENT ME TO A CHIROPRACTOR WHO CHARGED ME HUNDEREDS OF DOLLARS I DIDNT HAVE INSURANCE AT THE TIME I TOLD THE F-CKING CROOK TO TAKE ME TO COURT YOUR NOT GETTING SHIT I AM STILL CROOKED

2006 OVER AT THE RX FORUM THIS LITTLE PUNK (BUCSFAG) ROBBED ME IN A PICK 3 contest I WENT 3-3 NOBODY ELSE DID AND BUCSFAG SAYS SORRY BEANTOWNJIM YOU DIDNT WIN MY FRIEND DANTE WON

TO THIS DAY I DONT KNOW HOW I COULD GO 3-0 IN A PICK 3 CONTEST AND LOSE.THAT RULING BYBUCSFAG CHANGED HOW I LOOK AT ONLINE CONTESTS THE MODERATORS FIX THEM.I ARGUED AND WHATS THE THANKS I GOT I GOT BANNED

TOWARDS THE 2008 SEASON OF MY POSTING CAREER THE INJURIES WERE ADDING UP I WAS GOING TO SUE KEN WEITZNER FOR PAIN AND SUFFERING I HAD A GOOD JEW LAWYER WWW.BARRYFEINSTEIN.COM BUT HE SAID HE COULDNT SUE KEN WEITZNER IT WAS AGAINST HIS RELIGION TO SUE ANOTHER JEW MAN THESE F-CKS REALLY STICK TOGETHER.I WAS COMPLAINING OF A SORE FORARM AND RIGHT SHOULDER.

BOYS I AM ONLY GIVING YOU A SHORT LIST OF THE INJURIES I HAVE SUFFERED OVER A 10 YEAR CAREER AS A POSTER.I DONT KNOW HOW THESE F-CKING PAID POSTERS DO IT THEY MUST BE FALLING APPART.

BOYS WITH ALL THESE INJURIES I JUST LISTED ITS IRONIC THAT I AM CUTTING BACK ON MY POSTING BECAUSE I HAVE A SORE RIGHT HAND MIDDLE FINGER ITS BEEN BOTHERING ME NOW FOR THE LAST TWO WEEKS MY LOVELY WIFE SAYS IT MIGHT BE THE START OF ARTHRITIS IN MY FINGERS

BOYS I HAVE SUFFERED AS MANY NAGGING INJURIES FROM POSTING THAN RAY LEWIS HAS PLAYING MIDDLE LINEBACKER IN THE NFL I AM BEAT DOWN WITH PAIN RIGHT NOW FELLAS MY FINGER IS KILLING ME

BOYS I AM GOING ON THE POSTERS DISABLED LIST JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN GOT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUBS REGISTARED DOCTOR HE FLUNKED OUT OF MEDICAL SCHOOL BUT HE KNOWS HIS SHIT TO GIVE ME SOME PERKS FOR PAIN.I LOVE THIS DOCTOR HE ACTS REAL PROFFESIOANL HE SAYS STEP INTO MY OFFICE WE GO INTO THE BATHROON AND HE HANDS ME 6 PERKS AND ASKS ME IF I WANT A COUPLE OF JOINTS.THIS F-CKING GUY REALLY THINKS HE IS A DOCTOR WE ALL CALLL HIM DOC AND HE GETS A BIG SMILE ON HIS FACE

BOYS I WILL BE POSTING ON A LIMITED BASIS ALSO MY DOCTOR DOESNT WANT ME TO GET MY HEART RATE UP SO PLEASE BE NICE GUYS I CANT ARGUE ANYMORE I AM A BEAT DOWN POSTER.

BEANTOWNJIM IS HEADING FOR THE FORUM RETIREMENT HOME (PEEPS PLACE)

We will miss you Jimmy, I called Sick Gambler tonight and his phone is disconnected to tell him the news. God Bless You Jimmy.

StraitShooter · 02-09-10, 05:04 PM

Are you sick man?

You constantly talk about this being kiddieland yet this is your 4th retirement in the past 2 months

the meds are messing with ya man

tltaylor89 · 02-09-10, 05:07 PM

Another one bites the dust

Fishhead · 02-09-10, 05:09 PM

BEANIE, good luck.

Youngins, don't knock Beanie, you would not be here if it was not for him...............

YOU WOULD NOT BE RACKING UP 7 SBR POINTS PER DAY IF NOT FOR BEANIE, HE SET MANY OF YOU UP FOR YOUR POSTING CAREER.

The General · 02-09-10, 05:09 PM

Originally posted by dmtrader

Good bye BeanTownJim

Hopefully you'll get a life and stop posting all together. Maybe you'll get a career, discover the sun again as you venture outside for the first time in years, or just allow your carpal tunnel to heal quietly.

More likely we will see you tomorrow, right here, starting pointless threads just like always.

Sir, BeantownJim is a retired Steel Worker and has worked very hard in his life.

He is widely misunderstood by many of these younger guys coming into the arena.

BEANTOWNJIM · 02-09-10, 05:10 PM

JJGOLD HOW DO YOU SIT IN YOUR CHAIR FOR HOURS AND NOT FEEL PAIN DONT YOUR FORARM AND FINGERS EVER BOTHER YOU?THE BODY ISNT MEANT TO BE SITTING IN A CHAIR FOR HOURS WITH YOUR SHOULDERS HUNTCHED OVER ITS NOT GOOD FOR YOUR LOWER BACK AND SHOULDERS.

I NEED A SOUND BODY TO PLAY GOLF

I AM NOT GOING TO GIVE UP MY HEALTH FOR A BUNCH OF DEGENERATES LOOKING FOR A FREE PLAY FROM ME.

JJGOLD HAVE YOU HAD A STRESS TEST I THINK THE YEARS OF ME FIGHTING WITH JOURNEYMAN AND MOFOME HAVE TAKEN ITS TOLL ON MY BODY I AM A BEAT DOWN POSTER.

THANK GOD I HAVE A COUPLE OF PERKS NEXT WEEK I AM GOING INTO SEE MY DOCTOR DR. WAXMAN I CANT GO THIS WEEK THE F-CKING JEW BASTARD I HAVE A 40 DOLLAR DEDUCTABLE ON MY INSURANCE PLAN AND HE WONT LET ME IN THE OFFICE UNTIL I PAY IT.

I AM DYING AND WAXMAN IS WORRIED ABOUT THE 40 DOLLAR DEDUCTABLE WHAT THE F-CK I KNOW HE IS GOING TO ROB MY INSURANCE COMPANY

yisman · 02-09-10, 05:14 PM

Originally posted by The General

Sir, BeantownJim is a retired Steel Worker and has worked very hard in his life.

I'VE SEEN WHAT YOU YOUNG FELLAS CALL "STEEL WORKING" AND IT'S NOT SOMETHING I WOULD WANT ON A lFAMILY FORUM CALLING IT HARD WORK IS A STRETCH TOO

BEANTOWNJIM · 02-09-10, 05:18 PM

BOYS IF YOUR EVER IN BOSTON LOOK UP AT (INTERNATIONAL PLACE) ITS RIGHT ACROSS FROM THE AQARIUM THAT WAS MY LAST JOB 62 STORIES HIGH

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW I DID IT BACK THEN THANK GOD I GOT OUT ALIVE AND IN ONE PIECE.

INTERNATIONAL PLACE MAYBE SOMEBODY CAN FIND A PICTURE OF IT OVERLOOKING BOSTON HARBOR (ONE INTERNATIONAL PLACE)

yisman · 02-09-10, 05:22 PM

HERE IT IS BOYS THE LAST PLACE I WORKED BEFORE THEY FORCED ME TO RETIRE

BatemanPatrickl · 02-09-10, 05:22 PM

Jimmy get well soon.

jlgarciaiii22 · 02-09-10, 05:23 PM

We'll if your not going to be posting anymore... Shoot those 94 points this way! I'll put them to good use

The Prick · 02-09-10, 05:42 PM

jimmy ya drunk bastage yer fingers are prolly sore from all that whackin' off, you oughta steal some dough from yer lovely wife's purse an go to a glory hole. multitasking then, ya might run into weber on the business end and catch up for old times sake after he finishes ya off

BatemanPatrickl · 02-09-10, 05:42 PM

Jimmy just take some perks and drink a pint.

iceminers26 · 02-09-10, 05:47 PM

Take care Jimmy, see ya next week on here

WINGZ · 02-09-10, 05:48 PM

SIGH!! seriously??

BatemanPatrickl · 02-09-10, 05:51 PM

Boys you are witnessing the passing of a legend. Show some respect.

odusmykal · 02-09-10, 05:52 PM

Gonna miss you Jimmy.. But health comes 1st, so i undersatand.. Get that finger fixed, learn to type left handed and get back here soon..

SamsNCharge99 · 02-09-10, 05:53 PM

DOMINATER · 02-09-10, 05:54 PM

you irish harp this ginniewas just learning about youdont believe irish could come to providence and kick our ass jack nickleson takes it in the seat, beantown IGOT PICTURES OF MY HOUSE THAT IM BUILDING DO ME A FAVOR LOOK ON MY ALBUM SIGHT TELL ME IF YOU CAN SEE THEM

Richkas · 02-09-10, 06:04 PM