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  • THE PROFIT
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-27-09
    • 17701

    #1
    How many times have you been surfing the web when......
    How many times have you been surfing the web when you see a porn site with a chick that looks just like one of your ex's?

    This *hit has happened to me like 3 times in a month. I don't mean a resemblance or kinda looks like her. I mean I've had to investigate to prove to myself that it's not!!!

    Most of my ex girlfriends I see rather often but there's a few I haven't seen in years. I mean some of these girls have looked so much like them, maybe 15 pounds heavier or 10 pounds lighter, different haircut, that I really had to see more pics of them to convince myself. Because I have dated chicks in the past that I'm sure would have no problem with doing amateur porn! I usually don't date girls with the highest of moral standards.

    Just wondering if this happens to you guys alot cause it hadn't to me before until recently.
  • iceminers26
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 10-13-08
    • 15600

    #2
    "Because I have dated chicks in the past that I'm sure would have no problem with doing amateur porn? I usually don't date girls with the highest of moral standards" (Profit, The, 2010).

    Love it dude
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    • JohnAnthony
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 04-30-09
      • 5110

      #3
      None. And I'm really glad that it never happened.
      "I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself."

      - D.H. Lawrence
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      • Shortstop
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 01-02-09
        • 27281

        #4
        There was a girl is someone's avatar the other week that looked exactly like a girl I dated back in high school, but I doubt it was her.
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        • Ace_of_Spades
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 10-14-09
          • 13518

          #5
          Which pornstars? The fat ones?
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          • THE PROFIT
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 11-27-09
            • 17701

            #6
            Originally posted by Ace_of_Spades
            Which pornstars? The fat ones?
            one of them actually. And not pornstars, that's not what I'm talkin' about. I'm talkin' about amateur internet porn. Porn"star" is way too classy for the caliber of girls I date. They're more like dirty dirt road whores!
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            • THE PROFIT
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 11-27-09
              • 17701

              #7
              Heres one guys. This chik looks exactly like a chic I dated for over a year. Now shes lickin' splooge off her shirt
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              • THE PROFIT
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 11-27-09
                • 17701

                #8
                For all I know I may have took that pic! How it got on the net I dont know. I used to drink alot back then
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                • THE PROFIT
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 11-27-09
                  • 17701

                  #9
                  This chik is a fat or bbw porn actress. Heavier, but spitting image in the face of a girl I dated
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                  • 36mafia
                    Restricted User
                    • 11-08-09
                    • 2389

                    #10
                    i can never have the same amount of respect for a girl after i come on her face
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                    • THE PROFIT
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-27-09
                      • 17701

                      #11
                      Originally posted by 36mafia
                      i can never have the same amount of respect for a girl after i come on her face
                      the key is to never respect them to begin with
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                      • 36mafia
                        Restricted User
                        • 11-08-09
                        • 2389

                        #12
                        Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                        the key is to never respect them to begin with
                        let her know shes a useless cunt to begin with

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                        • 36mafia
                          Restricted User
                          • 11-08-09
                          • 2389

                          #13
                          Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                          This chik is a fat or bbw porn actress. Heavier, but spitting image in the face of a girl I dated
                          cant tell if that girl is hungry for some cokk or a turkey sandwich
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                          • THE PROFIT
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 11-27-09
                            • 17701

                            #14
                            Originally posted by 36mafia
                            cant tell if that girl is hungry for some cokk or a turkey sandwich
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                            • Jiggy Fly
                              SBR MVP
                              • 05-02-08
                              • 1256

                              #15
                              Profit, you must be doing something wrong. Your driving all your GF's into porn!!!

                              I almost shit a brick the first time I saw Heather Brooke. She's a spittin image of my ex I dated for 5 years. Wish my ex could've deepthroat like her!!!!
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                              • OmgUrMom
                                Restricted User
                                • 02-07-10
                                • 8481

                                #16
                                I don't usually watch midget porn, so no.
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                                • stealthyburrito
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 05-12-09
                                  • 21563

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by OmgUrMom
                                  I don't usually watch midget porn, so no.


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                                  • THE PROFIT
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 11-27-09
                                    • 17701

                                    #18
                                    She is the reason JJ cant step foot in the state of Nevada. He tried to smuggle her out of the Bunny Ranch in a backpack
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