Starting to change my life around.

[Boner_18]

ask her if you can do it with porn on. Problem solved.

[wtf]

pretend it is ROUGE SCHOLAR you will get hard as a rock

[MartinBlank]

How is it it that your life is "turning around" and you can't get a hard on for a woman who wants to have sex with you?

At 25....I watched/viewed more porn that is probably humanely possible, but I still never had issues when it was gametime.

Pecos---I will give you credit for originality on your threads.

[JohnAnthony]

At 25....I watched/viewed more porn that is probably humanely possible, but I still never had issues when it was gametime.

[johncrud]

How do you know what she expects? I think that's you putting expectations on you. Chicks tend to be pretty patient. Spend some time with her and bang her when you get comfortable enough to bang her.

That is what I am sayin.... They are not easy to get laid as many people have thought.



also peco can invite a couple of SBR members to have a bukke party.. or maybe all of you can eat each other's shit afterwards..
you know japanese porn are extremely into eating shit(scat) in front of the cam..

[stevek173]

If you are serious after you start making out before she's ready to **** step out into the bathroom and play with your junk for a bit, get in the mood how you are used to, then come back, get her to go down on you and you will be good to go dude. Once you get things going in the right direction they will stay there.

[G's pks]

Things are starting to look up. A girl thats pretty hot wants to have hot sex with me. She acutally wants Me, Pecos Bill to insert my dick in her vagina and possibly *** inside it. Just a few months ago i would never imagined any girl would want me, but now its a reality. I feel better about myself, i started going to the gym last week and am now running 3 miles per day. Im also gonna buy new clothes and shoes for the first time in almost a year.

I can almost guarntee she's gonna call me this weekend to hangout, especially cuz its valentines. The only problem is that i have a hard time getting a boner when im with a chick. I alreay dodged the fvck out of having sex with her the first time cuz i wasnt getting a boner. I just get so nervous,maybe my brain is like reprogrammed itself to only get aroused when im watching porn on a screen or something. I have no problem getting hard when watching youjizz or xhamster but when im with a real life girl i fvcking choke. If anyone has some viagra or cialis i will pay you $10 a pill, just 2 or 3 pills. Please if anyone can help me out, i havent been laid in almost 4 years.

The reason for the area highlighted in red is because you are gay!

[stevek173]

The reason for the area highlighted in red is because you are gay!

This could also be the case. If you think this is correct just imagine a dude stepping up behind you and ramming it home as you are getting ready to mount her. Give her a dildo or a zuccini or something to shove up there if need be, you're hard on will resemble that of a redwood and she won't think you are gay, just kinky

[G's pks]

[konck]

Try some of those miracle pills they sell in the local mini mart even if they dont work maybe you will think they do and that will be enough.....get in there man you gotta learn to dance

[GiveMeaBJ]

I have never seen anyone who is wound up tighter then Pecos. The guy is a lunatic. However, I think he is aware of this and I think he is the #1 funniest poster on SBR. My advice:

CHILL THE **** OUT

Enjoy it. Don't worry about what she thinks of you in bed. All you have to be worrying about is busting your nut. Once you get that first nut in four years out of the way then you can get the ball rolling. But right now it seems like you have a mental block.

[TheLock]

Bill did you show her the Knight Rider video? LOL


Seriously though, I have the solution.


DO NOT JERK OFF FOR AT LEAST 4 DAYS PRIOR TO SEEING HER


You'll be hard as a rock.


Regards,

The Problem Solver

[GiveMeaBJ]

Bill did you show her the Knight Rider video? LOL


Seriously though, I have the solution.


DO NOT JERK OFF FOR AT LEAST 4 DAYS PRIOR TO SEEING HER


You'll be hard as a rock.


Regards,

The Problem Solver

Yea, and he will bust in a minute.

[TheLock]

Point taken.

But what is worse, never fvcking her because he never gets hard or fvcking her and busting in 30 seconds?



Bill, once you hit it once you will get over the hump and you'll be able to reload in a few minutes. Wear a condom too, you'll last a little longer that way. You go in there bareback and it's gonna be tough to hold out.

[OMGRandyJackson]

Things are starting to look up. A girl thats pretty hot wants to have hot sex with me. She acutally wants Me, Pecos Bill to insert my dick in her vagina and possibly *** inside it.

Pics or it didnt happen.

[Scorpion]

I have no problem getting hard when watching youjizz or xhamster but when im with a real life girl i fvcking choke. If anyone has some viagra or cialis i will pay you $10 a pill, just 2 or 3 pills. Please if anyone can help me out, i havent been laid in almost 4 years.

the prices have gone up
now its $17

[Scorpion]

If anyone has some viagra or cialis i will pay you $10 a pill, just 2 or 3 pills. Please if anyone can help me out, i havent been laid in almost 4 years.

Speak with SBR John, he will add cialis to the SBR store so posters can order them

[Powderguy]

GL

[Pecos Bill]

ask her if you can do it with porn on. Problem solved.

Im almost 100% shure tht will work but i cant do that, she'll think im weird.

How is it it that your life is "turning around" and you can't get a hard on for a woman who wants to have sex with you?

At 25....I watched/viewed more porn that is probably humanely possible, but I still never had issues when it was gametime.

Pecos---I will give you credit for originality on your threads.

Well i cant get it up but at least i know someone likes me.

Try some of those miracle pills they sell in the local mini mart even if they dont work maybe you will think they do and that will be enough.....get in there man you gotta learn to dance

This is what i was thinking too, maybe itll work like the placebo effect. I know my problem is all mental.

I have never seen anyone who is wound up tighter then Pecos. The guy is a lunatic. However, I think he is aware of this and I think he is the #1 funniest poster on SBR. My advice:

CHILL THE **** OUT

Enjoy it. Don't worry about what she thinks of you in bed. All you have to be worrying about is busting your nut. Once you get that first nut in four years out of the way then you can get the ball rolling. But right now it seems like you have a mental block.

Bro i could care less if i satisfy her, seriously i would be more than happy busting a nut in 30 seconds, the problem is getting hard to begin with.

[Fishhead]

How is it it that your life is "turning around" and you can't get a hard on for a woman who wants to have sex with you?

At 25....I watched/viewed more porn that is probably humanely possible, but I still never had issues when it was gametime.

Pecos---I will give you credit for originality on your threads.

[Pecos Bill]

Bill did you show her the Knight Rider video? LOL


Seriously though, I have the solution.


DO NOT JERK OFF FOR AT LEAST 4 DAYS PRIOR TO SEEING HER


You'll be hard as a rock.


Regards,

The Problem Solver

Havent jerked off in 4 days already, by this weekend it should be over a week.

[Marginalis]

The reason for the area highlighted in red is because you are gay!

[Glitch]

How ironic: a stiff saying he can't get stiff

Shit on her face bro.

also you can try propping it up with a popsicle stick and a rubber band. or half a popsicle stick if that suits you better.

ps she is most likely under the false impression that you have money and is not really interested in you.

[Pecos Bill]

Ive had this problem for years, this is a post i made in 2008 at healthboards. Cant believe im still going thru this shit. Why oh why have the boner gods cursed me.

[The Seer]

Cant believe im still going thru this shit. Why oh why have the boner gods cursed me.

It's funny how the gods curse fukks that make fun of handicapped people.

[OMGRandyJackson]

Pecos Bill, post a picture of this girl. She may be the reason why you are having trouble getting a boner.

[bradthebloke]

If you are serious after you start making out before she's ready to **** step out into the bathroom and play with your junk for a bit, get in the mood how you are used to, then come back, get her to go down on you and you will be good to go dude. Once you get things going in the right direction they will stay there.

like that scene in Boggie Nights. Im a fuc*in rock star.

[bradthebloke]

Bill, just google performance anxiey. I used to have that prob when i was younger. I noticed if it was a fat chick, id be hard as hell. but the hotter the girl was, the harder it was to get it up. you're putting added pressure on yourself because shes a hottie. Just have her go down. it doesnt matter if you arent hard at first. ive met many broads who found it to be a turn on to get me hard with their mouths. give it a shot. if you cant get it up, just tell her its too soon and you would rather wait. If she's a good girl, she'll respect you and like you more. if she's a tramp and doesnt call you after this weekend because you couldnt get it up, then F her. you're better off.

[bradthebloke]

Bill, just google performance anxiey. I used to have that prob when i was younger. I noticed if it was a fat chick, id be hard as hell. but the hotter the girl was, the harder it was to get it up. you're putting added pressure on yourself because shes a hottie. Just have her go down. it doesnt matter if you arent hard at first. ive met many broads who found it to be a turn on to get me hard with their mouths. give it a shot. if you cant get it up, just tell her its too soon and you would rather wait. If she's a good girl, she'll respect you and like you more. if she's a tramp and doesnt call you after this weekend because you couldnt get it up, then F her. you're better off.

oh, and if shes the latter, send her Bloke's way

[36mafia]

heard icy hot will make your junk hard as a rock and last for days

[G's pks]

remember when bill says he cannot get hard he dresses like this...

[G's pks]

and likes his dates to look like this

[GiveMeaBJ]

Dude it's because you get nervous. If you want some serious advice then I would say smoke some weed before. It will chill you and her out (if she wants) and will make it feel better and you last longer. If you can't get up after that, see a doctor. Seriously, you may have a problem.

[G's pks]

Dude it's because you get nervous. If you want some serious advice then I would say smoke some weed before. It will chill you and her out (if she wants) and will make it feel better and you last longer. If you can't get up after that, see a doctor. Seriously, you may have a problem.

Its a little more than smoking weed...doubt that would help him. This guy is missing a few bolts...he is not the sharpest tool in the shed. Have you been reading his threads......

[roasthawg]

heard icy hot will make your junk hard as a rock and last for days

That's fukked up man!