A lot of people look ar Reggie Bush and see a faiure as an NFL player.
Sure he's had some of the most exciting NFL plays you will ever see, but as far as beig a steady contributor for the Saints he has never come close to what the hype coming out of USC billed him to be, and as much maligned as the Texans were for taking Mario Williams over him, in hindsight it looks like they made the right call so far.
I'm here to tell you, the jury should not be out on this one yet.
The theory of Reggie Bush and Kim Karadashian's enormous Ass
Now as pretty much all of us know, black dudes heart enormous ass. It has been well documented in the mainstream media in songs such as "I like big butts" and the similar.
Now I don't say that as a racist statement. I mean, shit, I wish I loved enormous ass, but I don't, it's just one of those things. If I could condition myself to chubby chasing, my life would probably be a heck of a lot easier. I'd pursue fat chicks, and they'd probably be so grateful they would cook for me, buy me things, etc., when all the while I would be persuing my own self inflicted fetish.
I respect it, I even admire it to an extent.
Now, that being said, since they are young, and not married yet, you know that Reggie is tapping that on a regular basis. Normal lay is a good thing for most, but is it really for a professional athlete? We'll get back to that.
What's the secret ingredient in wedding cake, anyone know? Ah, that's it. The one that closes the wife's legs from regular access for her newly screwed hubby.
So, we have an equation here.
Bush, going from regular lay to barely any, of the kind of ass most african american men dream of.
Hormonal backup.
How many of you have really trained for sports?
I got pretty into beach volleyball back in the day (cut on it if you want, awesome sport and you have to be very conditioned for it). Anyway, one sacred rule - never, ever get laid (or self please) the night before a tournament. You need that edge to you, and the extra spring in your step.
Hormonal backup=athletic success.
When Reggie gets married, he will be cut off from Kim's gigantic tookus on a regular basis and he will shine and will be the stud we all wanted him to be. That simple.
I know this was a great read, and I hope you all enjoyed it.
Best of luck today.
-Steve
Sure he's had some of the most exciting NFL plays you will ever see, but as far as beig a steady contributor for the Saints he has never come close to what the hype coming out of USC billed him to be, and as much maligned as the Texans were for taking Mario Williams over him, in hindsight it looks like they made the right call so far.
I'm here to tell you, the jury should not be out on this one yet.
The theory of Reggie Bush and Kim Karadashian's enormous Ass
Now as pretty much all of us know, black dudes heart enormous ass. It has been well documented in the mainstream media in songs such as "I like big butts" and the similar.
Now I don't say that as a racist statement. I mean, shit, I wish I loved enormous ass, but I don't, it's just one of those things. If I could condition myself to chubby chasing, my life would probably be a heck of a lot easier. I'd pursue fat chicks, and they'd probably be so grateful they would cook for me, buy me things, etc., when all the while I would be persuing my own self inflicted fetish.
I respect it, I even admire it to an extent.
Now, that being said, since they are young, and not married yet, you know that Reggie is tapping that on a regular basis. Normal lay is a good thing for most, but is it really for a professional athlete? We'll get back to that.
What's the secret ingredient in wedding cake, anyone know? Ah, that's it. The one that closes the wife's legs from regular access for her newly screwed hubby.
So, we have an equation here.
Bush, going from regular lay to barely any, of the kind of ass most african american men dream of.
Hormonal backup.
How many of you have really trained for sports?
I got pretty into beach volleyball back in the day (cut on it if you want, awesome sport and you have to be very conditioned for it). Anyway, one sacred rule - never, ever get laid (or self please) the night before a tournament. You need that edge to you, and the extra spring in your step.
Hormonal backup=athletic success.
When Reggie gets married, he will be cut off from Kim's gigantic tookus on a regular basis and he will shine and will be the stud we all wanted him to be. That simple.
I know this was a great read, and I hope you all enjoyed it.
Best of luck today.
-Steve