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  • Bluehorseshoe
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-13-06
    • 15018

    #1
    I'm so whipped.
    In the mall watching my girl trying on clothes on super bowl Sunday. Getting laid is so not worth it.
  • GiveMeaBJ
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-08-09
    • 8449

    #2
    You need to take her shopping to get laid?
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    • Bluehorseshoe
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 07-13-06
      • 15018

      #3
      Originally posted by GiveMeaBJ
      You need to take her shopping to get laid?
      . No. I need to do it to shut her the hell up.
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      • Tree Rollins
        SBR MVP
        • 12-16-09
        • 3968

        #4
        That sucks man. You need to get her in check.
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        • milwaukee mike
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 08-22-07
          • 26914

          #5
          can you post pictures of said girlfriend trying on clothes?

          depending on her looks an old married guy like me might rather watch her try on clothes than the Pre-Game show...
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          • Boner_18
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 08-24-08
            • 8301

            #6
            Going shopping is part of the deal. It's not that bad, you just have to sit with your phone and dick around. Plus you get to look at other tail when out at the department store.
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            • Bluehorseshoe
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 07-13-06
              • 15018

              #7
              Originally posted by Boner_18
              Going shopping is part of the deal. It's not that bad, you just have to sit with your phone and dick around. Plus you get to look at other tail when out at the department store.
              Exactly. Looking at other woman is what's getting me through this bs.
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              • MC PICKS
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 01-10-10
                • 6644

                #8
                If its gonna get you some tail and you'll be home in time to watch the game in its entirety, its not the end of the world. Start flirting with some of the sales broads, that'll make her wanna leave quick. Unless your guarentted to be home in the next hour.
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                • BestPlay2day
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 08-25-08
                  • 5794

                  #9
                  As long as you have your bets in and home in time for kickoff, you're getting points from your girl for shopping with her on Superbowl Sunday. That should be worth a night out with the guys in the future.
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                  • Tsoprano
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 04-14-08
                    • 26374

                    #10
                    What she is doing is unconstitutional! DO NOT mess with a man (especially a GAMBLER) on the day of the SuperBowl. It is cruel and unusual punishment and should NOT be tolerated! Throw her in the closet and apologize after the game is over. IF you win, if not leave her there an extra 24 hours then apologize.
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                    • MC PICKS
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 01-10-10
                      • 6644

                      #11
                      LOL. I guess I'm lucky mine hates football and has been gone since around noon.
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                      • Pecos Bill
                        SBR MVP
                        • 05-27-09
                        • 1958

                        #12
                        ITT faggot trying to brag he has a gf
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                        • Bluehorseshoe
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 07-13-06
                          • 15018

                          #13
                          Jim Nance making fun of me in a commercial now.
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                          • bigboyfosho
                            SBR MVP
                            • 02-19-09
                            • 1576

                            #14
                            that sucks
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                            • THEGREAT30
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 10-04-08
                              • 8970

                              #15
                              they made a commercial just for your type. The mobile TV thingy.
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                              • THEGREAT30
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 10-04-08
                                • 8970

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Bluehorseshoe
                                Jim Nance making fun of me in a commercial now.
                                True
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                                • JohnAnthony
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 04-30-09
                                  • 5110

                                  #17
                                  One of the sadder threads I read in here lately..
                                  "I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself."

                                  - D.H. Lawrence
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