My Chick wants to take her son with us on a planned vegas trip....

[shady610]

I hope the kid is white you will look funny walking around all weekend with a bi racial kid and your girlfriend being checked out by every black doorman in vegas.cant you just dump them ff at the pool for the day while you go and gamble.if your goong there for sex this little bi racial kid might have a brother or sister if your not carefull.

I say dump her you dont need somebody elses headaches the ex will be coming around with child support and you will look like a creep for years

he not white. they are from Laos.. i dont have a problem with the kid or relationship in general. i am happy with the role i am in. im just a little bugged by having to take a kid to vegas.

[Poker_Beast]

Good luck!

[LVHerbie]

Kidding Around Las Vegas: A Parent's Guide to Las Vegas

[Tree Rollins]

he not white. they are from Laos.. i dont have a problem with the kid or relationship in general. i am happy with the role i am in. im just a little bugged by having to take a kid to vegas.

You're going to have to poison him. there really is no other option.

[13th Inning]

Not sure what to say here... My first thought is that Vegas is no place for kids and you should do everything you can to convince her of that.
But if she doesn't listen, then end that conversation and consider that you have a hot Laotian broad, you may have to do whatever you have to do.

Is this kid fat? If so, you can leave him at the fukkin buffet wherever you stay. He'll fukkin blow up on the all-you-can-eat shrimp while you gamble or nail the hot Laotian broad. If not, I'm not sure what to tell you - maybe take him to that fukkin bungee jumping thing near Circus Circus that has a tendency to snap every once in a while. The kid will break his fukkin skull on the ground and you can be free to gamble and get fukkin blowjobs from the hot Laotian broad. Sounds like a win-win to me.

Good luck - I wish you only the best.

[Apexas]

The bottom line is that Vegas is no place for someone under the age of 18 to visit. If your significant other doesn't understand that, you need to be the positive parent figure.

It is absolutely unavoidable to expose the kid to really innapropriate material if you take him. That will have long reaching effects on his mentality and I have a feeling having the single parent history will feed right into it.

If you want to know what to do, the right thing is to tell your girlfriend that it's adults only or no trip at all. And if she says no, then it's no trip. If you want to go to Vegas that bad then you'll have to consider how much you really want to be with her and be the kid's father figure.

Please, please have some maturity and make the right decision here.

[mmike032]

Shady Vegas has been destroyed by children, back in the 60 s the marfia ran Vegas, whatever you wanted you could get, mob guys influenced every table, and every bar. today they have rides atop of a buiding. so your son will have a good time lots of things for kids I went their with a made guy in the early seventies and his only comment was do you know how many holes there are in the dessert for this, he held his hand in disquste and bringig it down with force.

bananna pudding or chocolate

[THE PROFIT]

This dude doesn't have the balls to tell his Laotian woman is the problem. Here's what's fuked up. SE Asian women are the most subserviant on earth!!!! He can't date an American woman because he can't even lay down the law to this one!
I bet her parents don't even give you a discount at their dry cleaner do they? I wouldn't either!
Quit being a puss dude, now I'm starting to think you really are that dude in your avatar.

[DOMINATER]

Mike thats a true story ,he was so disappointed he would say look what the strip turned into. the corperate people came in with nice clean money, and do you know what brought this mighty organization THE CODE OF SILENCE MR . VELLARCHI,the f.B.I. promissed all men with criminal records, liars drug addicts you name it you turn on the boss and you get a new address and a paycheck every other week , what they didn't tell them as soon as they prosecuted and pop was doing 3 or 4 life sentences the checks ended

[SBR_John]

There are things to do in Vegas with an 11 year old, but it will not be the same for you if this is the 1st time you've been to Vegas. Depends when you go, there's the pool, Hoover Dam, shows. Also places like Gameworks, things to do at Excalibur, Circus Circus, and the Statsosphere for example. If I were you when the kid goes to bed, you get some time out on your owe to do some gambling. Otherwise, it would be better to go to Orlando with an 11 year old.

Thats a great post.

Yea work a deal. Take them to Disney which YOU will have a blast too. (a lot more fun than Vegas imo) Then come to the SBR bash in August. (which saves you a bunch of cash cause SBR pays for the rooms, meals, booze and entertainment)

I took my 5 year old and 17 year old to Circus Circus. The 5 year old loved it but the 17 year old was giving me the Shaq eye. But I think most 11 year olds will very much enjoy Circus Circus.

[jjgold]

Not sure what to say here... My first thought is that Vegas is no place for kids and you should do everything you can to convince her of that.
But if she doesn't listen, then end that conversation and consider that you have a hot Laotian broad, you may have to do whatever you have to do.

Is this kid fat? If so, you can leave him at the fukkin buffet wherever you stay. He'll fukkin blow up on the all-you-can-eat shrimp while you gamble or nail the hot Laotian broad. If not, I'm not sure what to tell you - maybe take him to that fukkin bungee jumping thing near Circus Circus that has a tendency to snap every once in a while. The kid will break his fukkin skull on the ground and you can be free to gamble and get fukkin blowjobs from the hot Laotian broad. Sounds like a win-win to me.

Good luck - I wish you only the best.

Well if you really like the girl you have no choice but to take her , I think your big mistake was getting involved with someone with fukkin kids. I would never do that but your call guy. If this kid is cool and you like him that is ok also.

[Lost Angel]

THERE ARE MANY SIDETRIPS to hoover dam the grand canyon even some national parks all day trips, fun for everyone good luck , there is a show with a vandtrilquist , he was on a t.v. show , he won it and became a big star. your son will love it good luck and have a great family trip.

Oh Mother Mary, I've just seen hell.

You should be getting a vision too Shady. Of just how excruciating, how mindnumbingly similar to a Chevy Chase movie that this "vacation" could turn out.

Vegas is an adult playground. This is not an appropriate trip on which to include this child. If you cannot stand up for yourself now, when will you be able to?

Assert your will Shady. Refine BJs suggestion of employing the "shock card" into communicating to this gal that you wanted this vacation to be a chance to spend time with HER in an adult setting, this is your vacation Shady, you have worked hard for it as maybe has she you deserve an ADULT getaway and should not HAVE to be saddled with child.

NEXT vaca can be planned to "see sights", go to puppet shows.

[Lost Angel]

Is this kid fat? If so, you can leave him at the fukkin buffet wherever you stay. He'll fukkin blow up on the all-you-can-eat shrimp while you gamble or nail the hot Laotian broad.

You won't be making any friends amongst the various Mommy organizations with that comment buddy

Don't know that I've ever read anything more politically incorrect. I like it.

[MonkeyF0cker]

Does she realize that there are Mexicans on every corner of the strip handing out "hooker cards," that they are pictures of naked girls with prices and a phone number on them, and that they are littered all over every sidewalk? Does she realize that there are "Girls direct to you" moving billboards with half naked girls on them constantly driving up and down the strip? That there are newstands on nearly every corner with free magazines that have partially naked girls on the cover? Does she realize that anyone under the age of 21 cannot stop moving on the casino floor or in a sportsbook because they aren't allowed in those areas? I would ask her what fun she expects the kid to have. There are a handful of things for kids to do in Vegas when you're with children from a time long ago when Vegas made the mistake of attempting to be family friendly. And they're almost all things that you could do at home with a kid. Leave the kid at home or don't come here. This is no place for kids.

[jjgold]

Monkey how much do these girls charge??

Otherwise great post, you know Vegas more than most here.

[SBR_John]

Does she realize that there are Mexicans on every corner of the strip handing out "hooker cards," that they are pictures of naked girls with prices and a phone number on them, and that they are littered all over every sidewalk? Does she realize that there are "Girls direct to you" moving billboards with half naked girls on them constantly driving up and down the strip? That there are newstands on nearly every corner with free magazines that have partially naked girls on the cover? Does she realize that anyone under the age of 21 cannot stop moving on the casino floor or in a sportsbook because they aren't allowed in those areas? I would ask her what fun she expects the kid to have. There are a handful of things for kids to do in Vegas when you're with children from a time long ago when Vegas made the mistake of attempting to be family friendly. And they're almost all things that you could do at home with a kid. Leave the kid at home or don't come here. This is no place for kids.

Good points...Although the 11 year old will dig grabbing a few of those flyers when no one is looking.

Go to Disney. Do this; go to disney and smoke a J(or not) and go on the Space Mountain ride. Killer fun and you wont lose a bunch of cash and have losers remorse as you will when you get back from Vegas. Also, the 11 year old will crash hard after a day at disney .

[chance]

Have you told her how strongly you feel about taking the kid?

If you have not you should. If she still wants to take the kid. It means she will always put you second which is hell on earth. Lots of us have been in relationships with woman with kids that are not ours and they cling like glue to them.

You need to get this soughted in an adult way. Talk to her and if that doesn't work you should cut the cord and walk away.

Don't be pussy whipped

[Flying Dutchman]

Here's what you do: get your GF to sign up and log in here at PT. Then tell her, "these people are what your 11 yr old will turn into if he is exposed to Vegas at such a young, impressionable age."

[philswin]

IF you must Excalibur is the best Hotel for kids and one of the cheapest on the strip

[LVHerbie]

You also might be able to scare her by showing her this thread...

[maersksealand]

Here's what you do: get your GF to sign up and log in here at PT. Then tell her, "these people are what your 11 yr old will turn into if he is exposed to Vegas at such a young, impressionable age."

LOL

[keyboarding]

Not sure what to say here... My first thought is that Vegas is no place for kids and you should do everything you can to convince her of that. But if she doesn't listen, then end that conversation and consider that you have a hot Laotian broad, you may have to do whatever you have to do. Is this kid fat? If so, you can leave him at the fukkin buffet wherever you stay. He'll fukkin blow up on the all-you-can-eat shrimp while you gamble or nail the hot Laotian broad. If not, I'm not sure what to tell you - maybe take him to that fukkin bungee jumping thing near Circus Circus that has a tendency to snap every once in a while. The kid will break his fukkin skull on the ground and you can be free to gamble and get fukkin blowjobs from the hot Laotian broad. Sounds like a win-win to me. Good luck - I wish you only the best.

This dude doesn't have the balls to tell his Laotian woman is the problem. Here's what's fuked up. SE Asian women are the most subserviant on earth!!!! He can't date an American woman because he can't even lay down the law to this one! I bet her parents don't even give you a discount at their dry cleaner do they? I wouldn't either! Quit being a puss dude, now I'm starting to think you really are that dude in your avatar.

Dating a 31 year old with a child who tells you what to do. Too funny.

[Mac4Lyfe]

Damn - ya'll are some Debby Downers and obviously don't know a thing about bringing hot chicks with their kids to Vegas. I've done it hundreds of times. There are several places that provide baby sitting for the young one if you want some time with your girl or ya'll want to hit the night clubs. But, The best part is that mom's can babysit the kid while you gamble.

Have you ever taken a woman to Vegas by herself??? What a fuking drag. She will be a fuking bug in your ear all week with "can we go", "is there anything else to do but gamble", "I want to see another show", "I want to go to the spa again", yada, yada. I've broken off more relationship's taking girls to Vegas. Unless she's going to help you get more pussy this is a bad move.

Bring the little one, he will make a great aversion. Spend 1/3 your time doing family shit, another 3rd banging her all over the strip and the other 3rd gambling. Don't ever take a girl by herself to Vegas. Either go alone, with the fella's or with her kids.

[Mac4Lyfe]

BTW - I first learned how to play craps at Slot's of Fun when I was only 14/15 years old when they first opened. Back in the day they rarely ID you and I looked much older back then. Free popcorn, free donuts, very friendly dealers. One of the dealers taught me how to pay out as a dealer on craps and learning that on quarter craps was extremely helpful. To this day I still get a rush when I pass that place.

[keyboarding]

Damn - ya'll are some Debby Downers and obviously don't know a thing about bringing hot chicks with their kids to Vegas.

Yeah, I date stable women without any tangible luggage.

[Mac4Lyfe]

Yeah, I date stable women without any tangible luggage.

Stable woman = Average looking or average fuker

[HenPrivilege]

Rule #431984739 - Don't take women or children to Vegas.

[Grind House]

Drop that bitch!!! She's not for your happiness and never will be.

[keyboarding]

Stable woman = Average looking or average fuker

You say whatever you need to convince yourself that dating women who can't maintain a relationship with a child involved is stable. Delusional fukk.

[SBR_John]

Here's what you do: get your GF to sign up and log in here at PT. Then tell her, "these people are what your 11 yr old will turn into if he is exposed to Vegas at such a young, impressionable age."

[eidolon]

waste of money...don't even go. You won't be able to enjoy anything there. Everyone in the party has to be 21 to actually have enjoyment in vegas.
trust me...save your 3000 dollars, and just go to Bodega Bay, or monterey bay aquarium. Or Seatle, or Portland, or Disney World/Land

[eidolon]

Stable woman = Average looking or average fuker

and you don't have to worry about your dick falling off the next morning from some kind of funky disease

[linedrivr]

and i dont really like this idea at all. i have never been to vegas but i dont want to spend the whole time trying to entertain an 11 year old. but in the end she will win, so if you have any ideas on where to stay and what to do, i would much appreaciate it.

Hopefully something not to spendy since im not a big baller like most of you... ( or as most of you claim to be on the internet )

hell nah. you can't have any fun there with a kid. make her find a babysitter or go without her. I am shocked she would even want to take the kid with her to Vegas. its an adult themed town for a reason.