How do you not love John Daly?

[JBC77]

This guy is great. I was listening to some clips from yesterday.

"I'm in better shape than Tiger."

"I light a cigarette and take some caffiene, it works."

(At the press conference yesterday) "Well, I had a good day at the slots and then I didn't."

John Daly is a Real Man of Genius......

[BatemanPatrickl]

This guy is great. I was listening to some clips from yesterday.

"I'm in better shape than Tiger."

"I light a cigarette and take some caffiene, it works."

(At the press conference yesterday) "Well, I had a good day at the slots and then I didn't."

John Daly is a Real Man of Genius......

Until he drops dead of a heart attack in 5 years!

[JBC77]

What I like about the guy PB......is the fact that he doesn't give a shit. He is who he is and if we don't like him we can go to he11.
It's a lot more entertaining than some corporate good boy getting up there with,"yeah, I shot the ball well today,"

Even though he's ranked in the 400's in terms of skill his pockets still get fat with sponsorship checks. Must be doing something right.

[BatemanPatrickl]

What I like about the guy PB......is the fact that he doesn't give a shit. He is who he is and if we don't like him we can go to he11.
It's a lot more entertaining than some corporate good boy getting up there with,"yeah, I shot the ball well today,"

Even though he's ranked in the 400's in terms of skill his pockets still get fat with sponsorship checks. Must be doing something right.

I like the guy also but you have to admit he is a time bomb waiting to explode...

[Omnivorous Frog]

Sorry, with the God given talent this man has watching him throw his life down the toilet is not even remotely admirable. His choices in life and worse women is just plain disasterous. Getting beat to crap by your wife in your sleep is hard to respect or even like. Not only do I not love him, I think he is a fat drunken loser.

[WileOut]

John Daly is a man's man.

[20Four7]

Big John is an inspiration to Fat Guys everywhere. Gotta love him he's the man......

[SBR_John]

He has the best one liners around. Yes he has wasted some great talent but you know, he's no saint.

Plus he's not done and its not like hes never won. He has.

[TheOffshoreGambler]

Yeah that interview with him was great.

[SBR_John]

Oh and he just happens to be tied for 9th. Come on Big John! Show'em!

[Omnivorous Frog]

Maybe he has a career in self depreciation humor when he gets tired of walking the course. Would be shocking if he finishes top10, a great performance by his recent standards. He is a fat ugly redneck American. He is an anti role model. His women beat the crap out of him and laugh at him. He makes everyone feel warm and fuzzy because he is so harmless, and there is someone out there with more vices than them. If he was not such a goof the media would have zero interest in him.

[LT Profits]

"All my ex-es wear Rolexes."

[Omnivorous Frog]

I saw a bunch of rolexes in Vegas, worn by a $5,000 one armed bandit. Lot of diet coke and Jack spilled all over hell, and the ashtrays were overflowing.

[BigBollocks]

Only John Daly could come in second after the 1st round after spending all his time in Oklahoma drinking, playing slots at an Indian casino, and practicing at the local Indian golf course rather than the actual championship course....

[Omnivorous Frog]

He won the PGA championship with zero practice also. But was too poor to drink and gamble then. It was because of rain or maybe the late inclusion because after Price scratched he was the only avail alternate. He got in on the late scratch, and won. Had all the potential in the world after that. 3 or 4 trips to Betty Ford vacation clinic, 3 or 4 wives, too many to list drinking and gambling binges, but when he spouted off many guys on the PGA are cokeheads, he lost me there. Just can't envision Phil and Tiger sharing some lines before the round. There is a reason why he has zero Ryder cup invitations. Loses his exemption, normally misses cut or walks off after a tantrum. Not very professional.

[Omnivorous Frog]

Hmmmm...

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The term Buffoon is used to define someone who provides amusement through inappropriate appearance and/or behavior. Strictly, a buffoon describes a "ridiculous, but nevertheless amusing person." In the broad terms, a buffoon is a clownish, publicly amusing person, such as a court jester. In the more modern sense, the term is frequently used in a derogatory sense to describe someone considered a public fool, or someone whose inappropriately vulgar, bumbling, or ridiculous behavior is a source of general amusement.




I guess he is amusing, in a sad, pathetic way. Public fool, yes. Vulgar behavior? I'll give that a yes. Bumbling? Of course. Ridiculous? No doubt. This is it!



Part of the learn a word program I have been working on.

[HAPPY BOY]

I saw a bunch of rolexes in Vegas, worn by a $5,000 one armed bandit. Lot of diet coke and Jack spilled all over hell, and the ashtrays were overflowing.

damn froggy for a minute trhere I thought it was the real Coke, sniff sniff

[Omnivorous Frog]

No. I think one of the in jail wives was dealing. But he rotated wives thru and still was Long John. Yes I suppose you could have said if you know all these guys are doing coke, are you just sippin whiskey watchin? Every single person outside the US thinks there you are, one of the commoners made it up and look at him. Typical American. I wish we had a youtube of his tantrums. Those are amusing. All that baggage and a poor sport too. I was born about 20 miles from him, maybe in the same hospital. But my family spared me and did not move to Arkansas when I was 5. Does he have any sponsors left?

[jjgold]

He is hanging in there, I thought he would fade

Daly most popular player of all time

[BatemanPatrickl]

No. I think one of the in jail wives was dealing. But he rotated wives thru and still was Long John. Yes I suppose you could have said if you know all these guys are doing coke, are you just sippin whiskey watchin? Every single person outside the US thinks there you are, one of the commoners made it up and look at him. Typical American. I wish we had a youtube of his tantrums. Those are amusing. All that baggage and a poor sport too. I was born about 20 miles from him, maybe in the same hospital. But my family spared me and did not move to Arkansas when I was 5. Does he have any sponsors left?

Daly is sponsored by Maxfli Golf (Taylor Made-Adidas Golf), Dunlop Golf (Focus Golf Systems), Hooters restaurants, Winn Grips, and 84 Lumber.

[Omnivorous Frog]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwn7KimEosQ

There you go. Sadly this masterpiece was banned.

[Omnivorous Frog]

This commercial is so pathetic it is quite amusing. The concept alone makes me laugh. Who are they targeting to buy their product, golf balls? Drunken country crackers? They are too busy getting drunk and watching Nascar to golf. I am at a loss what the target audience is here. Can I drive my cart like that and not get escorted off the property? What would I think if I saw someone like that acting on the course, well, drunk and stupid. That makes me want to run out and buy a dozen. But hey, we are not the KKK cracker types, as we have a token brother right up front nice and visible. But he only gets a couple of seconds. Quota is met, off to the driving range to drive off a beer. They escorted me out of there also. No one found my behavior amusing. More bags of beer, perfect Betty Ford clinic repeat visitor for that. Be like John, is a lot different than be like Mike. Have to give this a thumbs down on numerous accounts. Would consider dropping the ad agency also.

[Omnivorous Frog]

Daly is sponsored by Maxfli Golf (Taylor Made-Adidas Golf), Dunlop Golf (Focus Golf Systems), Hooters restaurants, Winn Grips, and 84 Lumber.

Thanks for the segue.