Maybe it's late for this, but here I go:
It will be revealed that Michelle Obama is a man, baby.
The President's ratings will tank. By the end of the year, Rahm Emanuel will be calling him a f**king retard.
Keith Olbermann and Chris Mathews will finally realize that they probably will never have their White House mandingo man love and and will engage in a same sex union.
Will Ferrell and Adam Sandler will make several stupid and unwatchable movies.
The President will visit a zoo and bow to a baboon.
A suitcase nuke will be detonated in a Major American city. Democrats will blame George W. Bush.
California will be devastated by wildfires. Democrats will blame George W. Bush.
A Miami Dolphins home game will have to be canceled because of a major hurricane. Democrats will blame George W. Bush.
The Republicans will retake the House. President Obama will blame it on the anger the American people still have at George W. Bush.
It will be revealed that Michelle Obama is a man, baby.
The President's ratings will tank. By the end of the year, Rahm Emanuel will be calling him a f**king retard.
Keith Olbermann and Chris Mathews will finally realize that they probably will never have their White House mandingo man love and and will engage in a same sex union.
Will Ferrell and Adam Sandler will make several stupid and unwatchable movies.
The President will visit a zoo and bow to a baboon.
A suitcase nuke will be detonated in a Major American city. Democrats will blame George W. Bush.
California will be devastated by wildfires. Democrats will blame George W. Bush.
A Miami Dolphins home game will have to be canceled because of a major hurricane. Democrats will blame George W. Bush.
The Republicans will retake the House. President Obama will blame it on the anger the American people still have at George W. Bush.