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  • armyoflovers
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 07-26-07
    • 714

    #1
    Baseball Rap
    I got skillz to pay da billz...try this rap on for size, Death Row here I come:

    Rob Dibble
    Nibble on my flibble
    Jose Canseco
    Suck my left big toe
    Nolan Ryan
    I break up with a bitch and she starts crying
    Derek Jeter
    Bitch likes to suck my peter
    Jose Oquendo
    Suck my big left toe
    Babe Ruth
    Respect me cause Im da truth jigga!

    Bitches aint shit but hos and tricks!

    What do you think? I gots game baby and I knows it! Rockafella 4 Life!
  • BatemanPatrickl
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 06-21-07
    • 18772

    #2
    Originally posted by armyoflovers
    I got skillz to pay da billz...try this rap on for size, Death Row here I come:

    Rob Dibble
    Nibble on my flibble
    Jose Canseco
    Suck my left big toe
    Nolan Ryan
    I break up with a bitch and she starts crying
    Derek Jeter
    Bitch likes to suck my peter
    Jose Oquendo
    Suck my big left toe
    Babe Ruth
    Respect me cause Im da truth jigga!

    Bitches aint shit but hos and tricks!

    What do you think? I gots game baby and I knows it! Rockafella 4 Life!
    Sounds like a number 1 hit tune!
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    • bigboydan
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 08-10-05
      • 55420

      #3
      I think the coach should sing this toon in his next video.
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      • pavyracer
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 04-12-07
        • 82857

        #4
        Originally posted by armyoflovers
        I got skillz to pay da billz...try this rap on for size, Death Row here I come:

        Rob Dibble
        Nibble on my flibble
        Jose Canseco
        Suck my left big toe
        Nolan Ryan
        I break up with a bitch and she starts crying
        Derek Jeter
        Bitch likes to suck my peter
        Jose Oquendo
        Suck my big left toe
        Babe Ruth
        Respect me cause Im da truth jigga!

        Bitches aint shit but hos and tricks!

        What do you think? I gots game baby and I knows it! Rockafella 4 Life!
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        • Kellen
          SBR MVP
          • 01-19-08
          • 3484

          #5
          What is this? Has SBR gone to crap or what
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          • whatsgood5
            Restricted User
            • 10-13-09
            • 15359

            #6
            I did not laugh out load, but I sorta giggled on the inside.

            This was not hilarious by any means, but I've seen much worse.

            Good effort sir
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            • Carseller4
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 10-22-09
              • 19627

              #7
              Cross between gay and fifth grade poetry.
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