Lied to my friends about getting laid.

[Pecos Bill]

I told them i was banging some broad in another town and they put me on the spot and demanded a picture. I told them id get "her" to send me one. Im now looking for pics of couples to photoshop my face on. Fvcking pathetic.

[Pecos Bill]

Meant to post this on PT, please move.

[GiveMeaBJ]

Why? There is nothing wrong with not getting laid. I hate douches that think less of people who don't get laid much.

[Ace_of_Spades]

Why? There is nothing wrong with not getting laid. I hate douches that think less of people who don't get laid much.

As do i. I don't think anything less of JJ.

[Pecos Bill]

Why? There is nothing wrong with not getting laid. I hate douches that think less of people who don't get laid much.

There is when its been 4 years.

[Glitch]

some hookers let you take pictures of them.

AND you can get laid while youre already there gettin the picture.

[Lint Pockets]

lol

[THE PROFIT]

Man, I didn't get laid for 15 years. Then I turned 16!

[DOMINATER]

Lol fuk it

[dbldown]

some hookers let you take pictures of them.

AND you can get laid while youre already there gettin the picture.

Watch out where they take the picture -

My buddy tried this with a stripper. Wish I still had the pic, but he's on the couch with the girl.. and you can barely make out the sign behind them that says "No touching the dancers."

[robmpink]

good read in the points forum.

[bigboyfosho]

again

[MarkTX]

Just show them a a picture of Jessica Alba and tell them you bang her every night in Palmsville USA....

You're busted - come clean and move on....don't take it to the next level...

[tltaylor89]

[TodaysAction]

There is when its been 4 years.

Bill,

No I know a few gals that will "do you" (free) if you're in the DET area. Holla.