Horrible Announcers

[stevenash]

Rich Eisen and Kurt Warner are awful.
Like Buck and Troy, awful, maybe even worse.
That's next-level stinky.

Eisen is boring AF, and Warner (aka Captain Obvious) tells me nothing that we don't already know and is not capable of forming a sentence without four pauses.

The R&D team at Pfizer should figure out a way to bottle them and sell them as a sleep aid. It'll put the Sominex people out of work.

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Hey, Nash. I love Announcer review:
*Sometimes, the announcers matter more to me than the game.

1) I agree with you on Eisen. He was fresh a LONG time ago.
...Don't really like his style. I don't listen to him anymore.

2) I do like the Kurt Warner story. Came from way back to succeed.
...I give him more credence than Eisen.

[mjsuax13]

Anybody can be an announcer now. Look at the illiterates on every show on ESPN. Embarrassing. Doesn’t matter as long as they fit the profile.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

Anybody can be an announcer now. Look at the illiterates on every show on ESPN. Embarrassing. Doesn’t matter as long as they fit the profile.

What!?! I get ALL my NFL info from Mina Kimes

[stevenash]

What!?! I get ALL my NFL info from Mina Kimes

What, no love for Jamie Erdahl?
(The hottest woman in professional football)



This is the most boring game I've ever seen,
Deep in the fourth quarter, the Jets are up 11-10, with just 136 TOTAL yards.

[pavyracer]

This game is unwatchable. There is nothing the announcers can do to fix the horrible product NFL has put on this morning.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

^

Didn't the same 2 teams play a complete stinker last year as well? Almost a carbon copy, I think last year it was a 10-9 final or something similar.

[stevenash]

This game is unwatchable. There is nothing the announcers can do to fix the horrible product NFL has put on this morning.

Justin Fields is a bust.
He sucks at QB.
QBs I'd rather see starting for the Jets other than Fields.

Bryce Young.
Spencer Rattler
Jaxson Dart
Daniel Dimes' Jones
Drake Maye

[JAKEPEAVY21]

Justin Fields is a bust.
He sucks at QB.
QBs I'd rather see starting for the Jets other than Fields.

Bryce Young.
Spencer Rattler
Jaxson Dart
Daniel Dimes' Jones
Drake Maye

Typical Jets...they signed him for 2 years $40 million when they could have had Mac Jones for $3 million/per or a slew of others that are certainly better passing the ball then Fields, for a fraction of the price.

[stevenash]

QBs I'd rather see starting for the Jets other than Fields.

Bryce Young.
Spencer Rattler
Jaxson Dart
Daniel Dimes' Jones
Drake Maye

Let's revisit this post.
Young
Rattler
Danny Dimes
Drake Maye
Already at 100+ yards or more at the half, surpassing Fields' total from earlier.
(Dart did it Thursday night)

[pavyracer]

Justin Fields is a bust.
He sucks at QB.
QBs I'd rather see starting for the Jets other than Fields.

Bryce Young.
Spencer Rattler
Jaxson Dart
Daniel Dimes' Jones
Drake Maye

The Jets OL is a bust. He didn't have time to throw today. And he kept the game close and covered the spread.

[ByeShea]

Rich Eisen and Kurt Warner are awful.
Like Buck and Troy, awful, maybe even worse.
That's next-level stinky.

Eisen is boring AF, and Warner (aka Captain Obvious) tells me nothing that we don't already know and is not capable of forming a sentence without four pauses.

The R&D team at Pfizer should figure out a way to bottle them and sell them as a sleep aid. It'll put the Sominex people out of work.

On field - I am a huge Kurt Warner fan. His story and play inspired. But in the booth - he is Frankenstein. He's amazed the Jets aren't passing the ball in certain situations, as If Justin Fields (clearly suffering from a mental block on how to play QB while actively quarterbacking an NFL team) can morph into Pat Mahomes at the snap of the finger. Totally lost.