weell after 2 weeks eliminate all these teams

T100 · 09-18-25, 09:27 AM

tryna understand, but givin me a headache. care to expand?

JAKEPEAVY21 · 09-18-25, 09:39 AM

Originally posted by T100

tryna understand, but givin me a headache. care to expand?

You're better off just ignoring his ramblings.

Pretty obvious he is not playing with a full deck...

stevenash · 09-18-25, 10:55 AM

Bill?
What did I tell you about the walls of text?

ddittie · 09-18-25, 01:37 PM

Safe to say this post was not generated by ai

Optional · 09-18-25, 05:02 PM

Originally posted by ddittie

Safe to say this post was not generated by ai

Wonder if AI can make easier to read sense of it?

That post is a chaotic but passionate rant from user OldBill, who’s trying to eliminate NFL teams from Super Bowl contention after just two weeks of the 2025 season. Here's a cleaned-up summary:

OldBill’s Criteria for Elimination

He suggests eliminating teams based on:

Poor records (especially 0–2 starts)
Rookie head coaches
Playing international games (London/Ireland)
Being featured on the cover of the NFL playbook (he believes this is a curse)
Low point differential (Points For vs Points Against)

❌ Teams He Wants Eliminated

These teams are called out for bad starts, coaching changes, or other “cursed” traits:

Panthers, Bears, Bengals, Browns, Texans, Chiefs, Raiders, Dolphins, Vikings, Saints, Giants, Jets, Titans
He also throws shade at teams like the Steelers (mocking Rodgers as QB), Eagles (lost defenders), and Cowboys (playbook cover curse).

Underlying Message

OldBill is using early-season stats and personal theories (like playbook cover curses and rookie coaches) to argue that many teams are already out of Super Bowl contention. It’s more emotional than analytical, but it reflects how some fans react quickly to early-season trends

Optional · 09-18-25, 05:13 PM

using Old Bills criteria which teams would be eliminated after week 2 2024 and what was the final season record for those teams?

Using OldBill’s criteria from his SBR rant—eliminating teams after Week 2 based on poor starts, rookie head coaches, overseas games, playbook cover curses, and negative point differentials—here’s a list of teams that would’ve been eliminated after Week 2 of the 2024 NFL season, along with their final season records:

❌ Teams Eliminated by OldBill’s Criteria (Week 2, 2024)

Carolina Panthers	0–2	–60	3–14	Worst PD in league
Los Angeles Rams	0–2	–37	4–13	Crushed early, never recovered
New York Giants	0–2	–25	5–12	Weak offense all season
Tennessee Titans	0–2	–14	3–14	Rookie HC, poor defense
Denver Broncos	0–2	–13	10–7	Surprise playoff team
Baltimore Ravens	0–2	–10	12–5	❌ Would’ve been wrongly eliminated
Jacksonville Jaguars	0–2	–8	4–13	Inconsistent all year
Indianapolis Colts	0–2	–8	8–9	Just missed playoffs
Cincinnati Bengals	0–2	–7	9–8	Finished strong
Miami Dolphins	1–1	–18	8–9	Midseason collapse
Washington Commanders	1–1	–14	12–5	❌ Would’ve been wrongly eliminated
Las Vegas Raiders	1–1	–9	4–13	No playoff pulse
Dallas Cowboys	1–1	–9	7–10	Disappointing finish
Atlanta Falcons	1–1	–7	6–11	Rookie HC, weak offense
New York Jets	1–1	–6	5–12	Rodgers struggled
Cleveland Browns	1–1	–11	3–14	Worst defense in league

Summary

17 teams would’ve been eliminated under OldBill’s logic.
4 of those teams made the playoffs: Ravens, Broncos, Commanders, Bengals.
His criteria would’ve wrongly eliminated multiple contenders, but did catch most bottom-feeders.

Want me to simulate how this logic would’ve worked in 2023 or track how many of these teams beat expectations week by week? Could be fun to build a “Bill-proof” model.

ddittie · 09-18-25, 05:22 PM

I must say, I love ai, and this is quite impressive.

Optional · 09-18-25, 05:53 PM

Originally posted by ddittie

I must say, I love ai, and this is quite impressive.

I'm sceptical of the data it comes up with. And fear if we rely on it for the wrong things it will mislead us badly and in a long term damaging way.

But it is awesome for rewording and validating claims in posts.

Mac4Lyfe · 09-18-25, 06:31 PM

Originally posted by Optional

I'm sceptical of the data it comes up with. And fear if we rely on it for the wrong things it will mislead us badly and in a long term damaging way.

But it is awesome for rewording and validating claims in posts.

Well it certainly cleared it up for me and reduced my migraine headache from OB first point. Bravo.

ddittie · 09-18-25, 06:43 PM

Originally posted by Optional

I'm sceptical of the data it comes up with. And fear if we rely on it for the wrong things it will mislead us badly and in a long term damaging way.

But it is awesome for rewording and validating claims in posts.

Well, after growing up and getting old, I realized that most of what was on the internet in the early days, or rather, AL OT of what was passed around, was false... and I grew up thinking it was true.

Like those old 'Random Facts'.

I don't think it will be far off from that. As people get older and go through experiences, they will come to learn the truth.

Headsterx · 09-18-25, 07:58 PM

Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21

You're better off just ignoring his ramblings.

Pretty obvious he is not playing with a full deck...

gauchojake · 09-18-25, 08:37 PM

Originally posted by Optional

Wonder if AI can make easier to read sense of it?

That post is a chaotic but passionate rant from user OldBill, who’s trying to eliminate NFL teams from Super Bowl contention after just two weeks of the 2025 season. Here's a cleaned-up summary:

OldBill’s Criteria for Elimination

He suggests eliminating teams based on:

Poor records (especially 0–2 starts)
Rookie head coaches
Playing international games (London/Ireland)
Being featured on the cover of the NFL playbook (he believes this is a curse)
Low point differential (Points For vs Points Against)

❌ Teams He Wants Eliminated

These teams are called out for bad starts, coaching changes, or other “cursed” traits:

Panthers, Bears, Bengals, Browns, Texans, Chiefs, Raiders, Dolphins, Vikings, Saints, Giants, Jets, Titans
He also throws shade at teams like the Steelers (mocking Rodgers as QB), Eagles (lost defenders), and Cowboys (playbook cover curse).

Underlying Message

OldBill is using early-season stats and personal theories (like playbook cover curses and rookie coaches) to argue that many teams are already out of Super Bowl contention. It’s more emotional than analytical, but it reflects how some fans react quickly to early-season trends

Amazing!

gauchojake · 09-18-25, 08:41 PM

Originally posted by Optional

using Old Bills criteria which teams would be eliminated after week 2 2024 and what was the final season record for those teams?

Using OldBill’s criteria from his SBR rant—eliminating teams after Week 2 based on poor starts, rookie head coaches, overseas games, playbook cover curses, and negative point differentials—here’s a list of teams that would’ve been eliminated after Week 2 of the 2024 NFL season, along with their final season records:

❌ Teams Eliminated by OldBill’s Criteria (Week 2, 2024)

Carolina Panthers	0–2	–60	3–14	Worst PD in league
Los Angeles Rams	0–2	–37	4–13	Crushed early, never recovered
New York Giants	0–2	–25	5–12	Weak offense all season
Tennessee Titans	0–2	–14	3–14	Rookie HC, poor defense
Denver Broncos	0–2	–13	10–7	Surprise playoff team
Baltimore Ravens	0–2	–10	12–5	❌ Would’ve been wrongly eliminated
Jacksonville Jaguars	0–2	–8	4–13	Inconsistent all year
Indianapolis Colts	0–2	–8	8–9	Just missed playoffs
Cincinnati Bengals	0–2	–7	9–8	Finished strong
Miami Dolphins	1–1	–18	8–9	Midseason collapse
Washington Commanders	1–1	–14	12–5	❌ Would’ve been wrongly eliminated
Las Vegas Raiders	1–1	–9	4–13	No playoff pulse
Dallas Cowboys	1–1	–9	7–10	Disappointing finish
Atlanta Falcons	1–1	–7	6–11	Rookie HC, weak offense
New York Jets	1–1	–6	5–12	Rodgers struggled
Cleveland Browns	1–1	–11	3–14	Worst defense in league

Summary

17 teams would’ve been eliminated under OldBill’s logic.
4 of those teams made the playoffs: Ravens, Broncos, Commanders, Bengals.
His criteria would’ve wrongly eliminated multiple contenders, but did catch most bottom-feeders.

Want me to simulate how this logic would’ve worked in 2023 or track how many of these teams beat expectations week by week? Could be fun to build a “Bill-proof” model.

Rams didn’t finish 3-14 and definitely made the playoffs lol

ai hallucinates this shit all the time

Optional · 09-18-25, 10:41 PM

Originally posted by gauchojake

Rams didn’t finish 3-14 and definitely made the playoffs lol

ai hallucinates this shit all the time

I agree fully!

Didnt even look closely at the numbers but would have been more surprised if they were all 100% correct.

ddittie · 09-19-25, 06:10 AM

I took it as the ai forecasting for this year, not looking back at last year. At least that’s what I thought Bill was saying, after two weeks eliminate these teams from contention and the ai for whatever reason is forecasting their records. But Rams are 2-0, so not sure

Optional · 09-19-25, 06:26 AM

Originally posted by ddittie

I took it as the ai forecasting for this year, not looking back at last year. At least that’s what I thought Bill was saying, after two weeks eliminate these teams from contention and the ai for whatever reason is forecasting their records. But Rams are 2-0, so not sure

In the second post I asked Copilot how Old Bills logic would have worked in 2024. That Rams record for 2024 is what Jake pointed out as wrong.

stevenash · 09-19-25, 10:18 AM

It's safe to come out and play, Bill.

Our playful mocking is just that, playful.

OldBill · 10-23-25, 02:15 PM

heres another teams that ate a bagel never won sb or covered spread in sb pats did 1 year lost to bills 31-0 but no cover -7.5 vs panthers won by 3

last year kc benched @ denver got shut out 38-0 plus andy reid on playbook cover s/u smoked in s b -1.5 fav 40-22

didnt score untill eagles went 2nd string