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  • diamond
    SBR MVP
    • 02-09-06
    • 3636

    #1
    JJ Gold - hot N Cold (changed the lyrics)
    You change your bets,
    like Vegas Dave change his job,
    Yeah you truly suck,
    like Bobby the f..knob.

    And you overthink,
    always speak cryptically,
    We should know,
    that you are a choker for everyone.

    Cause your hot then your gold,
    you are chunky and bald,
    you win then you lose,
    you dont have the ability to choose,

    You are wrong when its right,
    you are scared of a fight,
    you run, then you hide,
    you suck, have no pride

    You!
    You dont really have a clue,
    You!
    your lips should be closed with glue

    Cause your hot then your gold,
    you are chunky and bald,
    you win then you lose,
    you dont have the ability to choose,

    You used to be,
    a great poster, so world class,
    The same energy,
    is now a dead battery.

    Used to call everything,
    Now you are plain boring,
    We should now that you are not gonne change,

    Cause your hot then your gold,
    you are chunky and bald,
    you win then you lose,
    you dont have the ability to choose,

    You are wrong when its right,
    you are scared of a fight,
    you run, then you hide,
    you suck, have no pride

    You!
    You dont really have a clue,
    You!
    your lips should be closed with glue

    Cause your hot then your gold,
    you are chunky and bald,
    you win then you lose,
    you dont have the ability to choose,

    Someone call the Blue cross hotline,
    cause you losing every single dime,
    stuck in a losing circle,
    cant get off that ride,

    and so on...



  • Brock Landers
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 06-30-08
    • 45359

    #2
    some talent here..no reason to knock JJ Gold though, he's the poster's poster. MR SBR
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    • JohnAnthony
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 04-30-09
      • 5110

      #3
      Nicely executed. Shoul've been:

      You're hot & you're GOLD though.
      "I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself."

      - D.H. Lawrence
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      • diamond
        SBR MVP
        • 02-09-06
        • 3636

        #4
        Yeah just for fun, my vocabulary is not so good though Not a native speaker of English.
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        • DOMINATER
          SBR MVP
          • 12-10-09
          • 3698

          #5
          DIAMOND , YOUNEED TO SAY 10 HAIL MARYS andTEN ACT OF CONTRISIONS 5 ARE FATHERS TO GET BACK IN THE GOOD GRACES
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          • whatsgood5
            Restricted User
            • 10-13-09
            • 15359

            #6
            Originally posted by JohnAnthony
            Nicely executed. Shoul've been: You're hot & you're GOLD though.
            How did you miss this diamond? That's too easy
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            • diamond
              SBR MVP
              • 02-09-06
              • 3636

              #7
              Originally posted by whatsgood5
              How did you miss this diamond? That's too easy
              Agree Edited it
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              • Shortstop
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 01-02-09
                • 27281

                #8
                Not bad, diamond.
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  Originally posted by diamond
                  You change your bets,
                  like Vegas Dave change his job,
                  Yeah you truly suck,
                  like Bobby the f..knob.

                  And you overthink,
                  always speak cryptically,
                  We should know,
                  that you are a choker for everyone.

                  Cause your hot then your gold,
                  you are chunky and bald,
                  you win then you loose,
                  you dont have the ability to choose,

                  You are wrong when its right,
                  you are scared of a fight,
                  you run, then you hide,
                  you suck, have no pride

                  You!
                  You dont really have a clue,
                  You!
                  your lips should be closed with glue

                  Cause your hot then your gold,
                  you are chunky and bald,
                  you win then you loose,
                  you dont have the ability to choose,

                  You used to be,
                  a great poster, so world class,
                  The same energy,
                  is now a dead battery.

                  Used to call everything,
                  Now you are plain boring,
                  We should now that you are not gonne change,

                  Cause your hot then your gold,
                  you are chunky and bald,
                  you win then you loose,
                  you dont have the ability to choose,

                  You are wrong when its right,
                  you are scared of a fight,
                  you run, then you hide,
                  you suck, have no pride

                  You!
                  You dont really have a clue,
                  You!
                  your lips should be closed with glue

                  Cause your hot then your gold,
                  you are chunky and bald,
                  you win then you loose,
                  you dont have the ability to choose,

                  Someone call the Blue cross hotline,
                  cause you losing every single dime,
                  stuck in a losing circle,
                  cant get off that ride,

                  and so on...



                  This guy might get hurt
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                  • diamond
                    SBR MVP
                    • 02-09-06
                    • 3636

                    #10
                    Im sure you see through all the irony.
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                    • Shortstop
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 01-02-09
                      • 27281

                      #11
                      Oh my!
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                      • Swinging Johnson
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 08-12-09
                        • 7604

                        #12
                        Excellent. Very creative Diamond. Definitely right up my alley and John Anthony's. Allow me to be a nit picker as I have a pet peeve and you've put it right out there. The word is not LOOSE....it's spelled LOSE!! Ah, there. I've got that off my chest. Well done Diamond, truly.
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                        • diamond
                          SBR MVP
                          • 02-09-06
                          • 3636

                          #13
                          Thanks Johnson. Corrected that one aswell. It was nighthours here, I blame it on that :P I changed it now..
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                          • jjgold
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 07-20-05
                            • 388179

                            #14
                            Don't get me wrong it was very good poem and thought out but this guy might get himself into a mess with me he cannot get out of.
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                            • diamond
                              SBR MVP
                              • 02-09-06
                              • 3636

                              #15
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                              • Trojan
                                SBR Sharp
                                • 02-18-08
                                • 399

                                #16
                                I'm embarrasssed to read this
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