Johnny put a dozen roses in the store for Valentine's Day; I know you think that most posters here are gay, transgendered or downright pathetic
but some of us have women.
Johnny like most gamblers I am broke as a joke; I don't have a nickel to my name and need to get my girl a gift.
Boys I've tried couch diving, drive-through mining and even stealing my neigbor's roses. I scaled the fence with a pair of clippers in hand but couldn't Matrix it back over.
Don't believe what you see boys that Keanu Reeves is one limber dude. I attempted a flying krane over the wall with fresh cut flowers in hand but ended up drop kicking a foot of cement.
Woke up with a bad bruise and my neighbor trying to curb stomp me. Bad news
Johnny 12 roses for 150 points and no you sick fuk I am not advertising erotic services on Craigslist

Johnny like most gamblers I am broke as a joke; I don't have a nickel to my name and need to get my girl a gift.
Boys I've tried couch diving, drive-through mining and even stealing my neigbor's roses. I scaled the fence with a pair of clippers in hand but couldn't Matrix it back over.
Don't believe what you see boys that Keanu Reeves is one limber dude. I attempted a flying krane over the wall with fresh cut flowers in hand but ended up drop kicking a foot of cement.
Woke up with a bad bruise and my neighbor trying to curb stomp me. Bad news

Johnny 12 roses for 150 points and no you sick fuk I am not advertising erotic services on Craigslist
