SBR_John - Need Roses @ the SBRStore

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  • BatemanPatrickl
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 06-21-07
    • 18772

    #1
    SBR_John - Need Roses @ the SBRStore
    Johnny put a dozen roses in the store for Valentine's Day; I know you think that most posters here are gay, transgendered or downright pathetic but some of us have women.

    Johnny like most gamblers I am broke as a joke; I don't have a nickel to my name and need to get my girl a gift.

    Boys I've tried couch diving, drive-through mining and even stealing my neigbor's roses. I scaled the fence with a pair of clippers in hand but couldn't Matrix it back over.

    Don't believe what you see boys that Keanu Reeves is one limber dude. I attempted a flying krane over the wall with fresh cut flowers in hand but ended up drop kicking a foot of cement.

    Woke up with a bad bruise and my neighbor trying to curb stomp me. Bad news

    Johnny 12 roses for 150 points and no you sick fuk I am not advertising erotic services on Craigslist
  • tltaylor89
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 06-19-09
    • 19610

    #2
    rofl
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    • purecarnagge
      SBR MVP
      • 10-05-07
      • 4843

      #3
      send me your points and pm me the addy I'll get your girl taken care of
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      • Shortstop
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 01-02-09
        • 27281

        #4
        There are roses in there.
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        • yisman
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-01-08
          • 75682

          #5
          Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
          Johnny put a dozen roses in the store for Valentine's Day; I know you think that most posters here are gay, transgendered or downright pathetic but some of us have women.

          Johnny like most gamblers I am broke as a joke; I don't have a nickel to my name and need to get my girl a gift.

          Boys I've tried couch diving, drive-through mining and even stealing my neigbor's roses. I scaled the fence with a pair of clippers in hand but couldn't Matrix it back over.

          Don't believe what you see boys that Keanu Reeves is one limber dude. I attempted a flying krane over the wall with fresh cut flowers in hand but ended up drop kicking a foot of cement.

          Woke up with a bad bruise and my neighbor trying to curb stomp me. Bad news

          Johnny 12 roses for 150 points and no you sick fuk I am not advertising erotic services on Craigslist
          take your pick


          Guess you missed the CMatis drama.
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          [/quote]

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          • tltaylor89
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 06-19-09
            • 19610

            #6
            I think we have ran out of stuff to add
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            • BatemanPatrickl
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 06-21-07
              • 18772

              #7
              Thanks boys
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