I just got fired!

[1st and Ten]

[GiveMeaBJ]

most people slice their wrists....I got this off the web...as always....consult a physician prior to attempting this

"The most ideal way of suicide for you is to... Slit your Wrists...

(Slice along forearm vein then lay in a bath, Pain killers help to relax you)


Since you're such a "morbid" and "gothic" person, it probably would be most ideal to slit your wrists. Just think of the expression of your loved ones faces when they find you snow white in a deep red bath of your own blood. A suicide note carved into yourself would also be a cool addition, but hey its your body ... oh and don't forget to give your soul to Satan, I'm pretty sure he has dibs anyway."

Really? Thats how you would do it. I would rahter go out in style. I would rather go out in a blaze of glory robbing every bank I could until I got shot down.

Satan def has dibs. Your going to be depressed when you find out your whole morally right life was a sham when you die and it is all over and there is no heaven or hell.

[GiveMeaBJ]

This guys on a roll.

[GiveMeaBJ]

at least your getting laid.

[tjlampe]

Rough day lay it all on the colts and retire for good

[FrozenMAN]

my mind SERIOUSLY got ****in blown away today with 3 of the posts today, BLOWS MY ****IN MIND....will this now go to the private zone as well?

[1st and Ten]

no frozen...i control the strings

[stevek173]

you got to post a pic of this girl

OK plus one on this WTF but my 2 cents GMABJ.

You seem some what street wise I give you that. I understand drugs yes but I don't condone them in post college careers.

You need to get free of drugs to grow up, bottom line. Alcohol is OK as long as it never affects your workplace (hangovers count).

Lose the drugs if you want to move on and try again. Otherwise, not sure what to say.

Still though, you are getting laid.

[GiveMeaBJ]

I'm in my second year of college and smoke weed on a regular basis. Weed is not addictive and as long as I don't drive with it no legal trouble will ever come of it. I'm sure as my college career progresses I will slowly cut down.

About posting picks, not going to happen. Maybe if I get some points I will post 10 pics of 10 diff girls and you guys can decide which is mine.

[wtf]

will give you 50 points of a pic of the bj girl

[The Seer]

I'm having suicidal thoughts.

[GiveMeaBJ]

I'll only do it if I can post pics of 5 girls. It's not fair to her that you guys can pick her apart inch by inch if you know which one it is. I'll post 4 of my facebook friends and my girl in no particular order.

[JohnAnthony]

I'll only do it if I can post pics of 5 girls. It's not fair to her that you guys can pick her apart inch by inch if you know which one it is. I'll post 4 of my facebook friends and my girl in no particular order.

I bet $100 I can know who she is if you post pics of 5 girls.

[THE PROFIT]

You seem pretty streetwise yet can't figure out how to pass a piss test. If I have 1 hour notice & am not applying at *uckin' NASA I can pass any piss test.

[GiveMeaBJ]

You got a 20% chance. You would prob just pick the hottest one.

[GiveMeaBJ]

You seem pretty streetwise yet can't figure out how to pass a piss test. If I have 1 hour notice & am not applying at *uckin' NASA I can pass any piss test.

I didn't know the god damn security measures. It was pretty high security but if I tape it to my leg I am good to go.

[dooman14]

<//////////////////////////////:~~~~~ but don't inhale you'll be prez

[2daBank]

You seem pretty streetwise yet can't figure out how to pass a piss test. If I have 1 hour notice & am not applying at *uckin' NASA I can pass any piss test.

good point..once again though i must say jobs are overrated

[GiveMeaBJ]

Final offer for the pic. Send points before 1:10 and we have a deal otherwise the answer is no. My terms.

[bobbyfk]

**** your girl....you will feel better

what type of job was it?

[minet123]

can only go up from here

[1st and Ten]

Give Bobby some action GiveMeaBJ

[bigsassyster]

got a girl pregnant?
lost your job because of drugs?
not to sound mean, but it sounds like you are a real dumbass

[2daBank]

got a girl pregnant?
lost your job because of drugs?
not to sound mean, but it sounds like you are a real dumbass

wow......thank you drug czar...maybe this can be your next anti marijuana commercial...be much better then that BS where you show the kid blowing his brains out because he is high

[SBR_John]

Hang tough! And bounce up with a plan. Look sharp and feel sharp and go out with your smile and confidence and land another gig.

[jjgold]

What are you using?? Heroin?? That shit is strong, I would stop guy.
This spreadsheet will make you feel better.

[ol'Tex]

all you need for a piss test..

hand warmers

water tight bag (camping supply)

super glue

aquarium air line tubing

lighter

cigar snipper.

trainers tape, or athletic tape, or an ace bandage.

clean piss.

put the tubing into the water tight bag, super glue it shut, use the lighter to melt the plastic together, and to crimp and seal the end of the aquarium air line tubing. put hand warmers on one side of the bag, but put a paper towel between them and the bag, otherwise it will be too hot. wrap the warm bag of piss, with the hand warmers to your inner thigh, with the tubing tucked up in your pants.

go take piss test, pull out cigar snippers, snip the line, empty the piss in the jar, tie the the tubing, put back in pants, get back in car, smoke a blunt

[MartinBlank]

I love these warm fuzzy success stories so often found on SBR.

[paco]

When it rains, it pours. But just remember there is always sunshine after the storm

[paco]

"There is no better than adversity. Every defeat, every heartbreak, every loss, contains its own seed, its own lesson on how to improve your performance the next time. " --Malcolm X--

[soli]

I will agree, you are having some major problems. Stay positive and things will change.

[Boner_18]

GMABJ

I was in college once and had a day much like the one you are outlining. Instead of saying f-ck it and digging in take it as a slap in the face, a sign that the good times might be grinding to a halt. After my day I stopped smoking 4-5 times a day, focused on my grades, stopped drinking and driving and generally took care of business in a timely manner. It's a revelation really and while it sucks to abandon the happy-go-lucky college lifestyle you are setting yourself up for success in the future.

Oh and wrap it up pal.

[Deuce]

Pics bro?

[bighank33]

i found this thread entertaining

[konck]

Try losing the drug habit and stop crying ....that should work