Napoleon & JJGOLD : Parallel Lives

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  • pavyracer
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-12-07
    • 82668

    #1
    Napoleon & JJGOLD : Parallel Lives
    Name and title: Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte, Napoleon 1st of France.
    Originally Napoleone Buonaparte, also unofficially known as The Little Corporal (Le Petit Caporal) and The Corsican.

    Born: 15th August 1769 in Ajaccio, Corsica
    Married (Josephine): 9th March 1796 in Paris, France
    Married (Marie-Louise): 2nd April 1810 in Paris, France
    Died: 5th May 1821 on St. Helena
    First Consul of France: 1799 - 1804
    Emperor of the French: 1804 - 1814, 1815
    Biography of Napoleon Bonaparte:
    One of the greatest military commanders and a risk taking gambler; a workaholic genius and an impatient short term planner; a vicious cynic who forgave his closest betrayers; a misogynist who could enthrall men; Napoleon Bonaparte was all of these and more, the twice-emperor of France whose military endeavors and sheer personality dominated Europe in person for a decade, and in thought for a century.


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    Name and title: Emperor Joe Joe Gold, JJGOLD of New Jersey.
    Originally JJ GOLD, also unofficially known as The Little Bald Fukk (Le Petit Rug) and The Cue Ball.

    Born: 15th August 1959 in Newark, New Jersey
    Married (Josephine his blow up doll): 9th March 1982 in Newark, New Jersey
    Married (Marie-Louise after the first one blew up): 2nd April 1999 in Newark, New Jersey
    Died: 5th May 2034 on his laptop while typing at SBR
    First Consul of Majorwager: 2000 - 2005
    Emperor of the SBR: 2005 - 2034
    Biography of JJGOLD:
    One of the greatest online forum commanders and a risk taking gambler; a workaholic genius and an impatient short term planner; a vicious cynic who forgave his closest betrayers; a misogynist who could enthrall men; JJGOLD was all of these and more, the twice-emperor of SBR whose military endeavors and sheer personality dominated Forums in person for three decades, and in thought for a century.
  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388208

    #2
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    • Busterflywheel
      SBR MVP
      • 12-13-09
      • 3991

      #3
      funny S**T
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      • MBENZ
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 01-07-07
        • 5240

        #4
        This will end up in private as soon as baldy figures out what is being implicated.
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        • Fieldysnuts44
          SBR MVP
          • 10-02-08
          • 1592

          #5
          Funny Stuff
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          • pavyracer
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 04-12-07
            • 82668

            #6
            I realize that 95% of the current forum demographics think Napoleon is Napoleon Dynamite hence can't relate to the subject.
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            • Dunder
              Restricted User
              • 10-26-09
              • 3345

              #7
              "Le Petit Rug"
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              • Flying Dutchman
                SBR MVP
                • 05-17-09
                • 2467

                #8
                Originally posted by Dunder
                "Le Petit Rug"
                Nope, it ain't that small.

                "Le Petit d*ck" is spot on.

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                • podunk
                  SBR MVP
                  • 11-12-09
                  • 3455

                  #9
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                  • BatemanPatrickl
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 06-21-07
                    • 18772

                    #10
                    Pavyracer = Glenn Danizg = Pissed off hairy old dude = boredom

                    Seriously man find something to do with your time.
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388208

                      #11
                      Paver is ok, he has some issues which I accept. Patty I know you and I can run anyone off here if we wanted to. We are a force.
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                      • BatemanPatrickl
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 06-21-07
                        • 18772

                        #12
                        Some issues JJ? Try a boat load of issues; I thought I was insane but this guy makes me look like Mother Teresa.
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                        • MBENZ
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 01-07-07
                          • 5240

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jjgold
                          Paver is ok, he has some issues which I accept. Patty I know you and I can run anyone off here if we wanted to. We are a force.
                          You are aware that crusher has his own forum aren't you JJ.I thought you wanted recruits from SBR only for your toy soldier brigade.
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