Would u let the gay dude cut your hair?

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  • stevek173
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 03-29-08
    • 27598

    #1
    Would u let the gay dude cut your hair?
    So, found new place in town I like for getting hair cuts.

    1st experience way above average as far as cuts go, girl borderline attractive, flowing conversation, perfect cut....

    2nd time I go in and there is this old dude, just really gay, and no I'm not a basher or anything. Just old and really fem and flamboyant. Too much so for me to want to spend 20 minutes with him cutting my hair.

    I'm pretty cool with whatever but I'm thinking if this guy comes up to me telling me it's my turn I'll pull the old fake emergency text message say I gotta go and go back to my old place.

    What would be your play if you were there and it was your turn with him?
  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #2
    Who fukkin cares, is he going to seduce you?? Stevey if your secure with yourself you will not let it go far if he tries something on you. When I had hair and got haircuts some guys were gay and I flirted with them as a fukking game and it was funny. I would let him put his fingers on my neck as he cut and pretended he was seducing me. I have had times when they asked me my size and once I said I was 2.5" they backed off like I was a fukkin monster or weirdo. Stevey have fun with it!!!!
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    • MartinBlank
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 07-20-08
      • 8382

      #3
      I am a barber guy myself.

      10 dollars, buzz it up, tip Charlie 5, out the door.

      But, my tailor is gay, and is pretty flamboyant. The way I see it---each to his own. I have to spend 20 minutes getting my shirts altered, it isn't going to shorten my life, and I don't see it being contagious.
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      • paco
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 05-07-09
        • 62873

        #4
        Yes, they have the best sense of fashion/style. My barber has been cutting my hair for 8 years now and yes , he is gay but he knows I'm not cut that way and I'll break his face off if he tries anything. He rather get his $10 tip
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        • 1st and Ten
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 11-13-09
          • 5131

          #5
          No...unless you want to look like this

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          • Z_Wipf
            SBR MVP
            • 01-15-10
            • 1131

            #6
            I dont see why anyone would be weird with it. He's gay and cutting your hair. What do you really think he is gonna do to you that would make you uncomfortable.
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            • acarmelo1
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-29-09
              • 6321

              #7
              Yeah why not?

              Some of them cut hair better than girls
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              • stevek173
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 03-29-08
                • 27598

                #8
                Yeah I guess. I'd just rather have some gril's pressing up against me and smelling something nice than be around the birdcage is all, lol I should just relax and cut the cut tho
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                • Lost Angel
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 11-15-09
                  • 856

                  #9
                  Why can't you go to the girl? Wait for her to be free or w/e?

                  I don't care at all for the very flamboyant gay, more NORMAL acting gay?? I actually LIKE them for reasons mentioned, great fashion sense, creative, intelligent..but the flamboyant ones annoy the hell outta me.

                  Build a bridge with the girl who has cut your hair, make it be established that you get your hair cut with her. you are the customer, you are allowed to go to who you prefer. If he wasn't flamboyant I'd say yes absolutely let a gay cut your hair.
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                  • The Seer
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 10-29-07
                    • 10641

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jjgold
                    When I had hair and got haircuts some guys were gay and I flirted with them as a fukking game and it was funny. I would let him put his fingers on my neck as he cut and pretended he was seducing me. I have had times when they asked me my size and once I said I was 2.5" they backed off like I was a fukkin monster or weirdo. Stevey have fun with it!!!!
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                    • stevek173
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 03-29-08
                      • 27598

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Lost Angel
                      Why can't you go to the girl? Wait for her to be free or w/e?

                      I don't care at all for the very flamboyant gay, more NORMAL acting gay?? I actually LIKE them for reasons mentioned, great fashion sense, creative, intelligent..but the flamboyant ones annoy the hell outta me.

                      Build a bridge with the girl who has cut your hair, make it be established that you get your hair cut with her. you are the customer, you are allowed to go to who you prefer. If he wasn't flamboyant I'd say yes absolutely let a gay cut your hair.
                      Well cause isn't it awkward if you are like no not him, I will just wait...
                      You know all the girls would be all protective of him too
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                      • 1st and Ten
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 11-13-09
                        • 5131

                        #12
                        stevek...don't be such a homophobe...nothing wrong with a stiff cock vs. a firm breast against your face
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388179

                          #13
                          They say if your in an all male shower room you have a 75% chance of getting hard not because your gay but more of an environment thing and more thinking "I Better never get fukkin hard or I am done" You know what you get hard because your putting so much pressure on yourself. Now say 15 nude Seer's in the shower and no one hard and all of a sudden your hard as a fukkin rock?? Now that would be fukkin embarassing. I love these fukkin type threads.
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                          • 1st and Ten
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 11-13-09
                            • 5131

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jjgold
                            They say if your in an all male shower room you have a 75% chance of getting hard not because your gay but more of an environment thing and more thinking "I Better never get fukkin hard or I am done" You know what you get hard because your putting so much pressure on yourself. Now say 15 nude Seer's in the shower and no one hard and all of a sudden your hard as a fukkin rock?? Now that would be fukkin embarassing. I love these fukkin type threads.
                            Seer even get's the lesbians hard Gold
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                            • Lost Angel
                              SBR Wise Guy
                              • 11-15-09
                              • 856

                              #15
                              Originally posted by stevek173
                              Well cause isn't it awkward if you are like no not him, I will just wait...
                              You know all the girls would be all protective of him too
                              True. On both accounts. No easy answer, unfortunately. I had envisioned a scenario wherein you could establish with the girl in advance of your arrival there that you liked the way that your hair came out when she cut it therefore you wanted to have her when you came there...

                              I can't think of any "tactful" way, in the moment like on the fly, to save yourself from being at the mercy of the flamboyant gay and him sensing your disdain for him and the haircut coming out badly. Damn this political correctness....hopefully you have seen this potential trainwreck coming, are not posting from your iPhone while sitting in the waiting area at the barber shop...hopefully theres still time to forge an alliance with the girl.

                              You must do this at all costs...whatever it takes....otherwise this could turn out to be a huge fukin hair disaster for you

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                              • 1st and Ten
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 11-13-09
                                • 5131

                                #16
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                                • kmarinouofm
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 01-26-09
                                  • 8437

                                  #17
                                  dude my old barber for like 6 years back in miami is gay.. now i live in san jose and i haven't found a replacement really yet.. just trying new people out.. i tell you what .. i miss my old gay barber..

                                  with a gay barber you are almost guaranteed to get a great hair cut.. like jj said.. have fun with it.. they are usually really polite and clean man.. plus they always have good "cheese" on everyone and what is going on around town...
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                                  • urge2kill
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 10-27-09
                                    • 1722

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by stevek173
                                    Well cause isn't it awkward if you are like no not him, I will just wait...
                                    You know all the girls would be all protective of him too
                                    I fail to see how this is in any way awkward. If you liked the chick tell them you want the chick to cut your hair.
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                                    • MC PICKS
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 01-10-10
                                      • 6644

                                      #19
                                      I go to this place to get cut that has nothing but smokin hot ass that works there. Except for one girl who is chunky, has butter face, wears glasses, shyer than shit, never says a word except hello and thank you after she gets her 80% tip and gives the best haicut outta all of em combined. I always walk in and never have to wait since any other guy in there has requested one of the big tittied blondes that do a shitty job to try and score a date. So I get the best of both worlds since I get a great haircut and sit there and stare at all the big fake that half of them have had some dumbshit buy for them.
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