So, found new place in town I like for getting hair cuts.
1st experience way above average as far as cuts go, girl borderline attractive, flowing conversation, perfect cut....
2nd time I go in and there is this old dude, just really gay, and no I'm not a basher or anything. Just old and really fem and flamboyant. Too much so for me to want to spend 20 minutes with him cutting my hair.
I'm pretty cool with whatever but I'm thinking if this guy comes up to me telling me it's my turn I'll pull the old fake emergency text message say I gotta go and go back to my old place.
What would be your play if you were there and it was your turn with him?
1st experience way above average as far as cuts go, girl borderline attractive, flowing conversation, perfect cut....
2nd time I go in and there is this old dude, just really gay, and no I'm not a basher or anything. Just old and really fem and flamboyant. Too much so for me to want to spend 20 minutes with him cutting my hair.
I'm pretty cool with whatever but I'm thinking if this guy comes up to me telling me it's my turn I'll pull the old fake emergency text message say I gotta go and go back to my old place.
What would be your play if you were there and it was your turn with him?

pressing up against me and smelling something nice than be around the birdcage is all, lol I should just relax and cut the cut tho
and him sensing your disdain for him and the haircut coming out badly. Damn this political correctness....hopefully you have seen this potential trainwreck coming, are not posting from your iPhone while sitting in the waiting area at the barber shop...hopefully theres still time to forge an alliance with the girl.