Deep down many of us have at least once been a dirty low life

[DOMINATER]

TELL WHAT THE ABSOLUTE LOWEST DOWN MOVE YOU EVER DID, THE KIND THAT WILL KEEP YOU OUT OF HEAVEN IF NOT CONFESSED ,IF YOU BELIEF IN THAT STUFF.

[Ace_of_Spades]

Never worn a condom.

[bigboyfosho]

wear girls underwear

[The Seer]

you first Dom

[JohnAnthony]

I lied to a friend.

[paco]

Once I had to take a really bad shit, so I stopped at the taco bell. The person said I couldn't use it unless I ordered something , I said fine but lemme use it 1st I really gotta go. She said no, 1st u order. I said fvck it gimme a # whatever. I threw the bitxh $10, and ran to the bathroom. She pissed me off so bad that wen I got in, I locked the door and took a shit in the sink. On my way out , I told her to keep the fvcken food, keep the change, and to keep the shit I left in the sink for her.

[THE PROFIT]

What do you mean was once a lowlife????

[2daBank]

Never worn a condom.

thats bad shit i gotta add another 1 to my list

[Masu485]

this prob isn't that bad, but it's recent kind of. i was messing around with my former friend's fiancee, but she cheats with lots of guys she says. and i noticed she stopped talking to me for a couple of months now so i messaged her a 'what's up' kind of message.

then i swear i get the longest reply i could have imagined about how she blocked and deleted me on msn and will never see me again and she's through with every guy except her fiance and is just going to be an ignorant fukk and never talk to any guys again to preserve what they have. and of course she just told my former friend about everything that happened also and now he wants my blood. what the fukk do i do?

[2daBank]

if i answer i may get blog points

[THE PROFIT]

I have done so much *ucked up *hit I wouldn't know where to begin Dom!

[JohnAnthony]

Once I had to take a really bad shit, so I stopped at the taco bell. The person said I couldn't use it unless I ordered something , I said fine but lemme use it 1st I really gotta go. She said no, 1st u order. I said fvck it gimme a # whatever. I threw the bitxh $10, and ran to the bathroom. She pissed me off so bad that wen I got in, I locked the door and took a shit in the sink. On my way out , I told her to keep the fvcken food, keep the change, and to keep the shit I left in the sink for her.

She had it coming....Pacooooooo!!

[2daBank]

this prob isn't that bad, but it's recent kind of. i was messing around with my former friend's fiancee, but she cheats with lots of guys she says. and i noticed she stopped talking to me for a couple of months now so i messaged her a 'what's up' kind of message.

then i swear i get the longest reply i could have imagined about how she blocked and deleted me on msn and will never see me again and she's through with every guy except her fiance and is just going to be an ignorant fukk and never talk to any guys again to preserve what they have. and of course she just told my former friend about everything that happened also and now he wants my blood. what the fukk do i do?

fuk him if he cant take a joke....id say you did the guy a favor...of coarse he probably stay with her but hey at least you tried

[2daBank]

Once I had to take a really bad shit, so I stopped at the taco bell. The person said I couldn't use it unless I ordered something , I said fine but lemme use it 1st I really gotta go. She said no, 1st u order. I said fvck it gimme a # whatever. I threw the bitxh $10, and ran to the bathroom. She pissed me off so bad that wen I got in, I locked the door and took a shit in the sink. On my way out , I told her to keep the fvcken food, keep the change, and to keep the shit I left in the sink for her.

thats fukkin great

[The Seer]

what the fukk do i do?

reach down and grab a pair

[Masu485]

fuk him if he cant take a joke....id say you did the guy a favor...of coarse he probably stay with her but hey at least you tried

no shit, people like that are really clueless about the psychology of attraction and everything. they are each other's first bf/gf and are just with each other because they think no one else will go out with them. so they meet and get engaged within the first year and have 5 years of engagement with no wedding in sight.

she ends up cheating because she is insecure and needs validation. and now, the worst of all, the only way she can stop herself from trying to be with other guys is to cut contact with them all and only talk to her fiance. it's so ridiculous how clueless they are about psychology.

what sucks though is that the guy was my friend and i was doing him a favor by messing around with her. better they break up now than in 40 years when they realize the whole marriage was based on insecurity.

[Masu485]

reach down and grab a pair

haha no believe me, this isn't a big problem for me, and i dont even really care. it's just that it just happened like an hour ago that she messaged me so it's still fresh. i can break this guy and have my way with the girl whenever i want. and he was a friend kind of so it sucks in that respect.

[THEGREAT30]

u must define dirty lowlife for me

[The Seer]

haha no believe me, this isn't a big problem for me, and i dont even really care. it's just that it just happened like an hour ago that she messaged me so it's still fresh. i can break this guy and have my way with the girl whenever i want. and he was a friend kind of so it sucks in that respect.

friendship is out the window now so I'd just go on and forget about them both. She doesn't sound like a quality girl anyway.

[The Seer]

what sucks though is that the guy was my friend and i was doing him a favor by messing around with her.

seriously though, come on now

[2daBank]

haha no believe me, this isn't a big problem for me, and i dont even really care. it's just that it just happened like an hour ago that she messaged me so it's still fresh. i can break this guy and have my way with the girl whenever i want. and he was a friend kind of so it sucks in that respect.

he tryin to turn a ho into a housewife personally though any1 who stays with the 1st bitch that gives him some play got deep seeded issues...after she fuks 10-15 more guys if he any kind of man he will eventually ditch her ass and tell you you were right

[StraitShooter]

punk next door was the biggest weed bogart on the planet

kinda guy you never fuken see when he has anything..but when he is out he is friendly frank

every other fuken day for years asking for a joint

one day he asked for one and I rolled it up and put a huge booger in the center of it..had a pubic hair on it and everything..It was Miami in the early 80s and cocaine too was everywhere..

so as he smoked it in front of me..he hit the juicy center and I saw it flare up and smoke..he remarked to me.."Damn..this shit taste like crack"

[2daBank]

seriously though, come on now

naw he got a point here for real if she was sober then he did nothing wrong...me and my friends used to play the see if that bitch will cheat game...i mean you need to know that shit before you take the plunge

[2daBank]

punk next door was the biggest weed bogart on the planet

kinda guy you never fuken see when he has anything..but when he is out he is friendly frank

every other fuken day for years asking for a joint

one day he asked for one and I rolled it up and put a huge booger in the center of it..had a pubic hair on it and everything..It was Miami in the early 80s and cocaine too was everywhere..

so as he smoked it in front of me..he hit the juicy center and I saw it flare up and smoke..he remarked to me.."Damn..this shit taste like crack"

[THEGREAT30]

punk next door was the biggest weed bogart on the planet

kinda guy you never fuken see when he has anything..but when he is out he is friendly frank

every other fuken day for years asking for a joint

one day he asked for one and I rolled it up and put a huge booger in the center of it..had a pubic hair on it and everything..It was Miami in the early 80s and cocaine too was everywhere..

so as he smoked it in front of me..he hit the juicy center and I saw it flare up and smoke..he remarked to me.."Damn..this shit taste like crack"

dirty, the poor guy just wanted to get high at all cost, I guess that's the cost he paid that day

[JohnAnthony]

punk next door was the biggest weed bogart on the planet kinda guy you never fuken see when he has anything..but when he is out he is friendly frank every other fuken day for years asking for a joint one day he asked for one and I rolled it up and put a huge booger in the center of it..had a pubic hair on it and everything..It was Miami in the early 80s and cocaine too was everywhere.. so as he smoked it in front of me..he hit the juicy center and I saw it flare up and smoke..he remarked to me.."Damn..this shit taste like crack"

Nice one Shooter

[bigboyfosho]

why wast the weed on this fuk? funny tho, hahahaha

[Masu485]

naw he got a point here for real if she was sober then he did nothing wrong...me and my friends used to play the see if that bitch will cheat game...i mean you need to know that shit before you take the plunge

exactly, but i admit that wasn't at the front of my mind at the time. still though, (btw, she told him about how she cheated with all the other guys too) so a normal person would have dumped her and been better off afterwards. but this guy will stay in a poisoned relationship where both are just unhappy. then they pound their chests and say 'we've been together longer than any of you and stick through our problems because we love each other, that's how strong our love is'

fukk these guys, i'm gonna fukk her next time i see her just to see what happens.

[StraitShooter]

why wast the weed on this fuk? funny tho, hahahaha

Because he was my next door neighbor..had 7 sisters too..I had 10 years on the guy and he woulda jumped off the Biscayne tower if I asked him to..I had done some light blow that week so the booger had coke in it

[The Seer]

fukk these guys, i'm gonna fukk her next time i see her just to see what happens.

if you're gonna do it, at least shoot on her face.

[2daBank]

exactly, but i admit that wasn't at the front of my mind at the time. still though, (btw, she told him about how she cheated with all the other guys too) so a normal person would have dumped her and been better off afterwards. but this guy will stay in a poisoned relationship where both are just unhappy. then they pound their chests and say 'we've been together longer than any of you and stick through our problems because we love each other, that's how strong our love is'

fukk these guys, i'm gonna fukk her next time i see her just to see what happens.

damn right...doesnt matter if you were thinking about being a good friend at the time hell you cant think like that or your shit may not work right... the fact is at the end of the day you were exposing her for da ho she is and he should leave her and thank you....ppl got life fukkin twisted

[iceminers26]

wow where to start

since condoms were mentioned, I too I'm guilty of not wrapping it and didn't even wrap it when I banged a $10 hooker back in college

[System XIII]

wow where to start

since condoms were mentioned, I too I'm guilty of not wrapping it and didn't even wrap it when I banged a $10 hooker back in college

[2daBank]

wow where to start

since condoms were mentioned, I too I'm guilty of not wrapping it and didn't even wrap it when I banged a $10 hooker back in college

i tried one once it was like washing my feet with my socks on...just didnt make sense

[Tsoprano]

PACO

lol