****in Paper Thin Walls

[Ace_of_Spades]

I live in a newly made Townhouse next to another family and you can hear pretty much everything, even their jungles noises. They drink, have parties and have fukin kids that run up and down the stairs. So friggin annoying and loud. People just have no consideration anymore, so i turned up some hip pop music really loud to send them a message. If they don't fukin learn, i'm bringing out the stock whip.

[1st and Ten]

Yep....may want to have a "talk" with them A of S

[DOMINATER]

Buy a little dog that barks ,youwill get even

[JohnAnthony]

If you need tips on how to shut them up just let me know. I have had success dealing with loud neighs.

[Ace_of_Spades]

Mauri's aren't the most educated people, so they may not get it. The Somalians before this bunch didn't get it either when i spoke to them. They had 4 kids and their parents had sex right next door to my head almost every night. You could hear every detail. I could tell you when he would be done, it was that frequwnt.

[bigboyfosho]

have the same problem here in my dorm

[Ace_of_Spades]

Buy a little dog that barks ,youwill get even

No pets aloud.

[JohnAnthony]

You can normalize 75% in a few simple, legitimate steps. Free too.

[Ace_of_Spades]

You can normalize 75% in a few simple, legitimate steps. Free too.

Like? Within reason of course. No burning of houses or smoke bombs.

[JohnAnthony]

Like? Within reason of course. No burning of houses or smoke bombs.

Nope.

1. "Wake up" at 3 in the AM, screaming nonsense. "**** you! lemon, cheers, gerkulo!"
2. Put this song on, loudest volume starting 6AM, especially during weekends.
3. If you really hate your neighs you can just act weird, like to yourself or scratch your heard real hard like a fukkin retard when you're around them.
4. Repeat steps 1-3 for 10 days, not consistently but whenever you feel like it.

You may think it's not worth the effort, but it is.

[THE PROFIT]

No pets aloud.

What about pets quietly under your breath?

[iceminers26]

Nope. 1. "Wake up" at 3 in the AM, screaming nonsense. "**** you! lemon, cheers, gerkulo!" 2. Put this song on, loudest volume starting 6AM, especially during weekends. 3. If you really hate your neighs you can just act weird, like to yourself or scratch your heard real hard like a fukkin retard when you're around them. 4. Repeat steps 1-3 for 10 days, not consistently but whenever you feel like it. You may think it's not worth the effort, but it is.

Great tips

[THE PROFIT]

Cover your face, hands & shirt in red food colring. Mess your hair all up & do something to get completely out of breath.
Go next door with a pair of vice grips in your hand & a crazy look in your eye! Ask them to kindly keep it down you are trying to concentrate! I guarantee they will be model neighbors, may even move!

[Ace_of_Spades]

What about pets quietly under your breath?

Its impossible. The managers live in the complex.

[THE PROFIT]

That was a joke dude. You said aloud when you meant allowed. Damn!

[denn333]

feel your pain, its nauseating.

[Shortstop]

Do you rent or own?

[stevek173]

Nope.

1. "Wake up" at 3 in the AM, screaming nonsense. "**** you! lemon, cheers, gerkulo!"
2. Put this song on, loudest volume starting 6AM, especially during weekends.
3. If you really hate your neighs you can just act weird, like to yourself or scratch your heard real hard like a fukkin retard when you're around them.
4. Repeat steps 1-3 for 10 days, not consistently but whenever you feel like it.

You may think it's not worth the effort, but it is.

[PAPSMEAR]

buy an electric drum set with amplifiers and belt the living bejesus out of it day and night. they'll get the message loud and clear and start shagging as quiet as fluffy little rabbits

[Ace_of_Spades]

Do you rent or own?

rent

[Boner_18]

Sucks man. The walls in my apt. building are nice and thick, sometimes I walk into the hallway and only then can hear that the neighbors are having a party.

Just make sure you add it to your list of questions/things to investigate when renting or buying again. It is what it is and now that you are alerted of it should be on you to make sure it doesn't happen again.

[JohnAnthony]

AOS, make sure you don't complain to the owners as they wouldn't like it.

Just follow the list.

[Indecent]

They might not even be aware the walls are so thin. Have you tried taking the diplomatic approach first?

[hugh_morris]

hey ace..i ran into the same crap...first thing you do is march over there and pound that door..when they answer..tell em' " SHUT IT UP"..if they dont...pound the shit out of the walls until you hear glass shatter on the ground from the picture frames and other nice items falling..if it still doesnt work...grab them by their necks and mold their heads like a cone...that crap will drive you nuts to say the least..or the most....only advice i got for this situation...G/L

[JohnAnthony]

They might not even be aware the walls are so thin. Have you tried taking the diplomatic approach first?

Never!!!

Make them approach you, you approaching them will basically rule-out any possibly you are a total nut that might just blow off everyone's heads one day - and that is bad.

[jjgold]

Tough break there and must be annoying, no clue what I would do. I guess draining out sound with music is ok but not the final solution.

[nosniboR11]

get jj gold to come visit, he seems to run off everything

[GiveMeaBJ]

Only one resolution.

Move the **** out.