Just got back from the diner

[Tsoprano]

4 of the hottest girls I have ever seen ate a booth away from me. I couldn't even eat my food it was such torture. Now I am back.... hungry and horny.

What ****ing bombshells. Did I step up and approach them... NO. They are probably going off to go get ****ed nice and hard from their boyfriends, or maybe a wild orgy. Where am I... I am posting and awaiting tennis action from Tennis players that get more ass than a toilet seat.

Maybe i'll go back to the diner in a couple hours, but need to rub one off first. ****ing victoria secret models they could be, even better. This sucks.

[minet123]

what diner was it ? Now you gave me an idea
I think i will head out and get an order of scrapple and eggs and see if any drunk chicas out

[odusmykal]

Hit up a 24 hour diner next to a bar right at closing time.. Chics are already drunk and all you have to do is scoop them up.. I've done this a few times..

[Lost Angel]

4 of the hottest girls I have ever seen ate a booth away from me.

Did I step up and approach them... NO.

You are an absolute fukking failure.

An important key to making this hellhole tolerable, hell maybe even actually enjoyable, probably was just laid right at your feet.

I don't even know what to say to you. Right now I feel like there isn't anything to fukking say.


Beyond the obvious shit about life not lasting forever.



If you were 83 years old and they were 83 year old women. Would you have any fukking problem at all approaching them? FUKK NO.

What the hell is the difference NOW?



SEXUAL SHIT? NO. Its all in your fukking damn coward mind.

Fukk. .

Get you ass back to the diner. Don't you dare masturbate. It steals your spirit (not to mention will make you go blind).


Just get the hell back to the diner.





Fukk. .

[Tsoprano]

You are an absolute fukking failure.

An important key to making this hellhole tolerable, hell maybe even actually enjoyable, probably was just laid right at your feet.

I don't even know what to say to you. Right now I feel like there isn't anything to fukking say.


Beyond the obvious shit about life not lasting forever.



If you were 83 years old and they were 83 year old women. Would you have any fukking problem at all approaching them? FUKK NO.

What the hell is the difference NOW?



SEXUAL SHIT? NO. Its all in your fukking damn coward mind.

Fukk. .

Get you ass back to the diner. Don't you dare masturbate. It steals your spirit (not to mention will make you go blind).


Just get the hell back to the diner.





Fukk. .

I hear you but I was in a tough situation. I know the manager of the late shift at the diner and the neighborhood talks in there. If I got turned down it would of been really embarrassing. Trust me, I sat there thinking of what I would do to each and every one of them. But I was outnumbered and shyness gave in.

About jerking off I am very tempted to. my cock is swaying up and down like a dam see-saw at the moment. ALL I WANTED WAS A HARMLESS DINNER. It's like God was having fun up there with his buddies torturing me. These girls were hotter than the one in your avatar, no bs. Just flat out bomb shells (not literally, they WEREN'T flat).

[Lost Angel]

I hear you but I was in a tough situation. I know the manager of the late shift at the diner and the neighborhood talks in there. If I got turned down it would of been really embarrassing.

my cock is swaying up and down like a dam see-saw at the moment. ALL I WANTED WAS A HARMLESS DINNER. It's like God was having fun up there with his buddies torturing me. These girls were hotter than the one in your avatar, no bs. Just flat out bomb shells (not literally, they WEREN'T flat).

Oh no come on. Hotter than the girl in my avatar? Your eyesight has already been affected, previous masturbation sessions undoubtedly the culprit

No shit though, God does shit like that, fukks with people like that. I have so many examples.


You don't think through far enough the outcome of a "shutdown", embarrasement-wise.

I personally would be giving props to a guy with cajones enough to take the shot. I think talk would have been "T took a shot, wasn't afraid of the fire, walked right up to 'em...GREAT LINE something real fukking poetic like I place at your mercy my heart and my cock, fukking incredible that guy.....got shut down but damn what balls."

Not "T got shut down ha ha ha".


And what if you weren't shut down?????


What would "talk" have been then????


You fukking blew it. Go ahead and jack off.

[lakerboy]

tsop its good to have you back bud

[Tsoprano]

Oh no come on. Hotter than the girl in my avatar? Your eyesight has already been affected, previous masturbation sessions undoubtedly the culprit

No shit though, God does shit like that, fukks with people like that. I have so many examples.


You don't think through far enough the outcome of a "shutdown", embarrasement-wise.

I personally would be giving props to a guy with cajones enough to take the shot. I think talk would have been "T took a shot, wasn't afraid of the fire, walked right up to 'em...GREAT LINE something real fukking poetic like I place at your mercy my heart and my cock, fukking incredible that guy.....got shut down but damn what balls."

Not "T got shut down ha ha ha".


And what if you weren't shut down?????


What would "talk" have been then????


You fukking blew it. Go ahead and jack off.

Yes hotter than the girl in your avatar. I know you're right which is what makes this even worse. It's pathetic. I would marry any of them. You don't understand, I got bombarded with just epic pussy and was caught off guard.

Here's the thing, i'm not even a bad looking dude. I actually consider myself hot and had no problems getting with the best girls in school. If I was a girl I would **** myself in a heartbeat. I am not some 400 pound scuzz bucket looking at hot girls crying inside on a daily basis. I actually can consider myself a good looking guy. But what I lacked tonight was BALLS. Without BALLS, there is no pussy. And I would of loved to attempt it with them, I will probably never see them again anyway.

Thats the great thing about NYC, especially Manhattan, there are millions of people. You can take more shots because you aren't stuck in some small town with limited population, it's just another herd of people you will probably never see again. And if you do, who gives a ****. But it's easy to say this now that I am back at the computer and they are probably getting SLAMMED by some prick right now.

[ILOVETHIS50]

I wont believe that they were so hot as you say. Last time someone told me some girl was hot and I saw the girl he talking about she was ugly. Did you atleast take a picture. Many phones have camera in it.

[Tsoprano]

I wont believe that they were so hot as you say. Last time someone told me some girl was hot and I saw the girl he talking about she was ugly. Did you atleast take a picture. Many phones have camera in it.

no I didn't take a picture

trust me they were aces

[bobbyfk]

1: it takes you HOURS to rub one out...WTF?

2: why the HELL dint you make a move you fux? how do you expect to get any in you don't approach them?

3: I can't believe you left your apartment

[odusmykal]

I wont believe that they were so hot as you say. Last time someone told me some girl was hot and I saw the girl he talking about she was ugly. Did you atleast take a picture. Many phones have camera in it.

Trust issues?. If Tsop says they were they hottest chics he's ever seen, i believe him.. What would he have to gain from lying.. Had he said he hooked up with them all, i may have doubts.. But just saying they were smoking hot, i'll take his word without asking for pics..

[Lost Angel]

Thats the great thing about NYC, especially Manhattan, there are millions of people. You can take more shots because you aren't stuck in some small town with limited population, it's just another herd of people you will probably never see again.

I know, I lived there (for too short of a time...waaaay too short) 4 months.

At the risk of generalizing and sounding "dumb", I found NYC girls (and these were girls...I was 18 yrs. old) to be approachable, nowhere near hostile most of them, actually damn friendly...with very few exceptions. And this to a guy who would sit on occasion with a buddy in Tompkins(?) Park and loudly discuss a girl's "rating" as they passed by....1-10 with commentary on which specific body parts made up for the rating assigned.....purposely loud so they could hear.

Wine was always on Sale in Alphabet City.....among much else of course.....D Street I guess??? Who the fukk knows....I deserved them to be mean to me but they rarely were. I meat such amazing girls....truthfully....most amazing I have ever met. In NYC.

I live to tell. The "toughest" women I found....the hardest, the real Ballbusters were from Chicago and Boston.

[Tsoprano]

1: it takes you HOURS to rub one out...WTF?

2: why the HELL dint you make a move you fux? how do you expect to get any in you don't approach them?

3: I can't believe you left your apartment

1.) It takes me a few minutes to rub one off. I am not jerking off right now I am posting. Posting takes first priority.

2.) Because I was a bitch and they were all into their discussion and it was awkward. You wouldn't of. lol

3.) I get out a lot.
........................................ ..


4.) Searching for a good video now.

Might go with one of these or both.....

http://www.youjizz.com/videos/hardcore-group-orgy-party-127263.html

http://www.cliphunter.com/w/531522/POV_Sex_With_Perfect_Girlfriend

[Tsoprano]

I know, I lived there (for too short of a time...waaaay too short) 4 months.

At the risk of generalizing and sounding "dumb", I found NYC girls (and these were girls...I was 18 yrs. old) to be approachable, nowhere near hostile most of them, actually damn friendly...with very few exceptions. And this to a guy who would sit on occasion with a buddy in Tompkins(?) Park and loudly discuss a girl's "rating" as they passed by....1-10 with commentary on which specific body parts made up for the rating assigned.....purposely loud so they could hear.

Wine was always on Sale in Alphabet City.....among much else of course.....D Street I guess??? Who the fukk knows....I deserved them to be mean to me but they rarely were. I meat such amazing girls....truthfully....most amazing I have ever met. In NYC.

I live to tell. The "toughest" women I found....the hardest, the real Ballbusters were from Chicago and Boston.

Where do you live at now?

Trust issues?. If Tsop says they were they hottest chics he's ever seen, i believe him.. What would he have to gain from lying.. Had he said he hooked up with them all, i may have doubts.. But just saying they were smoking hot, i'll take his word without asking for pics..

[bobbyfk]

1.) You wouldn't of. lol

sadly your right

[ILOVETHIS50]

Trust issues?. If Tsop says they were they hottest chics he's ever seen, i believe him.. What would he have to gain from lying.. Had he said he hooked up with them all, i may have doubts.. But just saying they were smoking hot, i'll take his word without asking for pics..

I am just saying maybe his taste in female is different. Like I said I have heard from someone a girl when hot and when I saw her she wasnt. I was not the only one who thought she was ugly but every other of my friends thought the same. Another example is this loser I know, butt ****ing ugly would never get pussy says this girl with boobs is hot, when I see the girl she looks some where below average just because she had big boobs that were appealing didn't make her hot.

As far as him not asking these girls out, he already explained he is from around the area. What if these girls have a boy friend or married it sucks to ask. Now he would have to leave and feel all weird about it. He also can't just come up to one of them and say "hey i think you hot wanna go out". What if she is taken does he ask the next girl. He has to find out some how which one is single and he need a partner. A partner can help out a lot. He can go out and say "hey ladies any of you are single if so my man right there is a good guy want to get to know him" or something to that effect.

[tltaylor89]

rofl

[Iwinyourmoney]

Come on pal getem

[Tsoprano]

Just jizzed and now feel like a million bucks!

Blasting music and back to gambling. Amazing how once I flush out the main vein I am an entirely different person.

[Lost Angel]

Where do you live at now?

Arizona, pretty much. Still travel but nothing like before.

After NYC I lived in Florida (St. Pete), Louisiana for 4 years, Indiana for 5 years, Missouri then came to AZ.

This is actually my "dream" SuperBowl. I lived in Indianapolis when the Colts snuck out of Baltimore in trucks LOL and came to us....

Before that lived in New Orleans and suffered, literally SUFFERED (as did so many year after year) with The Saints.

Less dream-like then if The Colts didn't already have a Championship. If one of them was gonna come out with their first.


I want The Saints to win. And I am totally convinced that NYC is the greatest City on Earth.

I ain't seen 'em all though...but still feel really confident about this.

I worked doing Market Research surverys right across the street from the Empire State Building, 33rd Street...I think. I bought marijuana cigarretes from tiny stores through even tinier wooden slots that would open up and a hand would take the money and give a super skinny joint.

New Yorkers got pissed at me because I would not use 2 papers to roll and because I refused to wear shoes.

The bushes in Washington Square Park would whisper "Bo Joint" as you walked by.

The Men's Shelter on 3rd Street fed me hard boiled eggs and bussed me to The Bronx to sleep on a hard cot in a National Guard Armory. I still to this day wonder why they couldn't find a place in Manhattan for us.

Turns out they had one.....more people than beds though so one was required to sleep in the Bronx Armory for 5 nights before getting a ticket for a bed at.....




wait for it.


This is where it becomes GodLike.....

The "Paradise Hotel" literally on the fukking Bowery. Right on it.


and right above CBGB's. I kid you not.

We'd sneak wine in, pass the bottle in the darkness, smelly rancid bums bedbugs, really.

While Punk Rock crashed through the floor.


Remember...I was 18. One is indestructible at 18...homeless on purpose because one requires only cigarettes and alcohol to live.

That was only 2, 3 weeks tops anyway...I moved in with a squatter chick and her mom in a burnt out tenement then rose form there.....

fukking George Jefferson like.

[j0hnnyv]

I'm sure I'm late cuz I been MIA, but tsop is back!!! Hello sir

[Lost Angel]

I am just saying maybe his taste in female is different. Like I said I have heard from someone a girl when hot and when I saw her she wasnt. I was not the only one who thought she was ugly but every other of my friends thought the same. Another example is this loser I know, butt ****ing ugly would never get pussy says this girl with boobs is hot, when I see the girl she looks some where below average just because she had big boobs that were appealing didn't make her hot.

As far as him not asking these girls out, he already explained he is from around the area. What if these girls have a boy friend or married it sucks to ask. Now he would have to leave and feel all weird about it. He also can't just come up to one of them and say "hey i think you hot wanna go out". What if she is taken does he ask the next girl. He has to find out some how which one is single and he need a partner. A partner can help out a lot. He can go out and say "hey ladies any of you are single if so my man right there is a good guy want to get to know him" or something to that effect.

Jeebus H CHRIST what was that "101 reasons not to talk to women" the unedited version or 100 ways not to find your lover or 6 billion rationalizations about why YOU are a even more massive failure that TSOP????

You will totally not have any offspring if you allow yourself to think like that. Your bloodline will cease to exist unless you LOSE now your absurd reasoning on why guys can't approach women and why its "so fukking tough".

You have no game. You could develop this. I ain't saying that I am better than you, I'm not, I am a piece of shit failure myself. Shy and shit.

All I'm saying is we can do differently, better. We're gonna look back on this time when we was here and see we wasted shit AGAIN just like in ****ing JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL.

fukk that.

We've wasted to much time. Lets just go up and talk to the damn bitches. Whats the worst that can happen? We die?

So the **** what.

[THE PROFIT]

I live in a reletively small town so it's hard to pick up chicks like that at random anymore, because there's so few that's random. They know me, know who I am, know a girl who knows me, & the general concensus among them all is I'm an asshole! Still fun when I'm out of town, that's the best! Girls love having one night stands, don't let them fool you

[BeatTheJerk]

Interesting read here.

[blackNgoldjuice]

Do you still get McDonald's delivered?

[whatsgood5]

Funny thread.

[flyingillini]

T, from now on please use Purple Passion Lysol wipes for the Macbook or keyboard that you have. You will find that the ingredients in the Purple Passion absorbs more of the load rather than the lemon scent ones.

[in2thethickofit]

I'm originally from Chicago, find it hard to believe that they were "ballbusters"...not sure what you mean

[in2thethickofit]

I know, I lived there (for too short of a time...waaaay too short) 4 months.

At the risk of generalizing and sounding "dumb", I found NYC girls (and these were girls...I was 18 yrs. old) to be approachable, nowhere near hostile most of them, actually damn friendly...with very few exceptions. And this to a guy who would sit on occasion with a buddy in Tompkins(?) Park and loudly discuss a girl's "rating" as they passed by....1-10 with commentary on which specific body parts made up for the rating assigned.....purposely loud so they could hear.

Wine was always on Sale in Alphabet City.....among much else of course.....D Street I guess??? Who the fukk knows....I deserved them to be mean to me but they rarely were. I meat such amazing girls....truthfully....most amazing I have ever met. In NYC.

I live to tell. The "toughest" women I found....the hardest, the real Ballbusters were from Chicago and Boston.

I lived in Chicago most of my life...not sure about what you say becuz NYC is a place I have no desire to go to...but, chicago women (from my perspective) are not "ballbusters".

[JohnAnthony]

That is so disappointing of you big T.

[GiveMeaBJ]

There just girls. Just because you talk to them doensn't mean you have to **** them. Just plant a seed and hopefully you see them another night and you have a head start.

[Cougar Bait]

Mods have been told to lay off moving posts to PZ. It is very obvious after reading the boards the last week or so.

[Tsoprano]

Mods have been told to lay off moving posts to PZ. It is very obvious after reading the boards the last week or so.

I gave a few of the mods Tsop infractions for their eagerness to move threads.

[jjgold]

Tony get a hooker you fuk and stop fantasizing