WAY OT: the worst song ever (in English)

[The Prick]

I defy any of you homos to find a more hideous song. i gotta say the chick singing is pretty hot tho

[SBR_John]

Yea, she's hot.

[Mudcat]

For some reason I have a passionate hatred for the song Amazing Grace. I just find it really bland and simple-minded and over-played.



The first song that occurred to me when I saw this title was Barbie Girl by Aqua.

Sh1t. Even just typing this probably means it's going to be stuck in my head all day.





Now you've got me started.

There is a recent song by the Black Eyed Peas (or maybe it's a Fergie solo thing) called something like, My Humps (???) Horrible piece of words and music. Just offensively crappy.

[Omnivorous Frog]

Achey Breaky Heart.

[Willie Bee]

You Light Up My Life and anything the Dixie Chicks have recorded since the fat ass joined up.

[armyoflovers]

that chick looks like a dude you homo....

[Mudcat]

gee, do ya think?

[The Prick]

that chick looks like a dude you homo....

can't sneak anything past a braniac like you. betcha you won all the spellin' bees when you were in 3rd grade. i agree, army, yer mom is way hotter

[Omnivorous Frog]

I thought that was Aerosmith "Dude looks like a lady". If prick were trolling a sought after response would be, yes she is hot, can I e-mail you?

[Mudcat]

Anybody remember a 70's hit called Seasons in the Sun? It's a pretty cheesy bit of music but mainly deserves a mention for the subject matter.

A sample:

Goodbye Papa please pray for me
I was the black sheep of the family
You tried to teach me right from wrong
Too much wine and too much song
Wonder how I got along.

Goodbye Papa its hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Little children everywhere
When you see them I'll be there.


Music to slit your wrists by. Break it down:

[armyoflovers]

go pack a lunch prickly boy, and stop your fixation with she-men....

[rjt721]

Ace of Base: "The Sign"

All the girls used to play this song daily when I was in third grade. It has scarred me to this very day.

[dodif]

I defy any of you homos to find a more hideous song. i gotta say the chick singing is pretty hot tho

yeah thats gay as ****

[armyoflovers]

I still do the Macarena each night before i go to bed.....

[ironmike67]

I thought that was Aerosmith "Dude looks like a lady". If prick were trolling a sought after response would be, yes she is hot, can I e-mail you?

Wow! Exactly what I was thinking!!!!

That chick is smokin' too though, I agree!

[diamond]

This song is a classic as well. Finland doing their best to hit the world stage:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMlnJLdV5VY

[Mudcat]

Here are Blenders worst 10 songs ever recorded:

10) Ebony and Ivory - Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
09) American Life - Madonna
08) Party All the time - Eddie Murphy
07) Dont Worry, Be Happy - Bobby ** Farren
06) The Heart of Rock and Roll - Huey Lewis
05) Ice Ice Baby - Vanillla Ice
04) Rolled - Limp Bizkit (At least I think this was #4 - the DJ kind of blew past this one)
03) Everybody Have Fun Tonight - Wang Chung
02) Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
01) We Built This City - Starship

[BatemanPatrickl]

"I'm Too Sexy..." - Right Said Fred

[TheOffshoreGambler]

Ice Ice Baby is my vote....

[Omnivorous Frog]

Here are Blenders worst 10 songs ever recorded:

10) Ebony and Ivory - Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
09) American Life - Madonna
08) Party All the time - Eddie Murphy
07) Dont Worry, Be Happy - Bobby ** Farren
06) The Heart of Rock and Roll - Huey Lewis
05) Ice Ice Baby - Vanillla Ice
04) Rolled - Limp Bizkit (At least I think this was #4 - the DJ kind of blew past this one)
03) Everybody Have Fun Tonight - Wang Chung
02) Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
01) We Built This City - Starship

Awesome, I stabbed and got #2.

[Dandy Lion]

God Save The Queen is pretty awful.

[Ganchrow]

God Save The Queen is pretty awful.

The Sex Pistols' God Save the Queen?



Are you utterly insane?

[SBR_John]

Seasons in the Sun was a good tune when I was in the 7th grade!

I kind of like that Starship song too.

How about "I am women" by Helen Redey. That song makes me physically ill.

[Mudcat]

I gotta agree with Ganchrow. If you mean God Save The Queen/My Country Tis of Thee, okay, fair enough. Pretty bland stuff.

But the Pistols? No sir. If that is your case, I must flag you for a 15 yard personal foul.

WE MEAN IT MAN!

[armyoflovers]

that shitty Charlene song, "Ive never been to me" sucks major schlong.....

[armyoflovers]

Tubthumping is gay too

[vanman]

No1 the birdy song
No2 i wish i could fly (keith harris and orville)

[Mudcat]

Another "worst of" list, this one from Pop Culture Madness. It seems solid enough except I STRONGLY OBJECT to the inclusion of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.



1. MacArthur Park - Richard Harris or Donna Summer
2. I've Never Been To Me - Charlene
3. Lovin' You - Minnie Riperton
4. Seasons In The Sun - Terry Jacks
5. Popozao - Kevin Federline
6. Muskrat Love - Captain and Tenille
7. You Must Love Me - Madonna
8. Sometimes When We Touch - Dan Hill
9. I Am... I Said - Neil Diamond
10. Ebony and Ivory - Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
11. Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band
12. Feelings - Morris Albert
13. Honey - Bobby Goldsboro
14. Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
15. Disco Duck - Rick Dees
16. A Horse With No Name - America
17. My Humps - Black Eyed Peas
18. Morning Train (9 to 5) - Sheena Easton
19. You Light Up My Life - Debbie Boone (OSCAR WINNING SONG)
20. Boogie Oogie Oogie - A Taste of Honey
21. Shannon - Henry Gross
22. In the Year 2525 (Exordium and Terminus) - Zager and Evans
23. It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp - Djay f/ Shug (OSCAR WINNING SONG)
24. I Can't Dance - Genesis
25. The Candy Man - Sammy Davis jr
26. Unfaithful - Rihanna
27. Grillz - Nelly, featuring Paul Wall, Ali & Gipp
28. Having My Baby - Paul Anka
29. Ma Belle Amie - The Tee Set
30. Do That To Me One More Time - Captain and Tenille
31. Brand New Key - Melanie
32. The Girl Is Mine - Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney
33. Wildfire - Michael Murphy
34. Doggie In The Window - Patti Page
35. Playground In My Mind - Clint Holmes
36. Laffy Taffy - D4L
37. Catch My Disease - Ben Lee
38. Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast - Wayne Newton
39. I'm A Girl, Not Yet a Woman - Britney Spears
40. Yes! We Have No Bananas - Billy Jones
41. Ode To Billie Joe - Bobbi Gentry
42. Peaches - The Presidents of the United States
43. She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy - Kenny Chesney
44. I'm In Love ith A Stripper - T. Pain with Mike Jones
45. Alone Again (Naturally) - Gilbert O'Sullivan
46. These Boots Are Made For Walking - Jessica Simpson
47. Escape (The Pina Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes
48. Starry Eyed Surprized - Oakenfold
49. Beautiful Soul - Jessie McCartney
50. Can I Touch You... There? - Michael Bolton
51. Midnight At The Oasis - Maria Muldaur
52. (Everything I Do) I Do It For You - Bryan Adams
53. Oh Babe, What Would You Say? - Hurricane Smith
54. Ring The Alarm - Beyonce
55. I Am Woman - Helen Reddy
56. Informer - Snow
57. I'm Real - Jennifer Lopez
58. Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song
59. The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You - Bryan Adams
60 Let Her Cry - Hootie and the Blowfish
61. Butterfly - Crazy Town
62. Are You Jimmy Ray? - Jimmy Ray
63. I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston
64. Hey Ma - Cam'ron feat. Juelz Santana, Feekey Zekey and Toya
65. I Write The Songs - Barry Manilow
66. Picture - Kid Rock featuring Sheryl Crow
67. The Warrior - Scandal
68. Sorry 2004 - Ruben Studdard
69. Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald - Gordon Lightfoot
70. Float On - Modest Mouse
71. Lady In Red - Chris DeBurgh
72. Ring The Alarm - Beyonce
73. Let Me Tickle Your Fancy - Jermaine Jackson & Devo
74. The Logical Song - Supertramp
75. Pimpin' All Over The World - Ludacris featuring Bobby Valentino

[rjt721]

73. Let Me Tickle Your Fancy - Jermaine Jackson & Devo

Wow. I've never heard this song, but a Jermaine Jackson and Devo collaboration? This has to be brutal.

[BrentCrude]

Larry Verne---Hey Mr.Custer

Larry Verne-Hey Mr.Custer.It sounds like Larry is getting scalped while singing.

[The Prick]

Damn, the hits just keep on coming....i got this nasty bile sorta taste just rememberin' these classics. Nobody mentioned this one yet.....

[DrunkenLullaby]

I'm probably in a minority on this one, but personally I've always despised Blondie's Rapture to the point of nausea ....no matter how hot she was at the time.

[armyoflovers]

WTF?!?!?! The Logical Song from Supertramp rocks! These guys suck!

[SBR_John]

69. Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald - Gordon Lightfoot
74. The Logical Song - Supertramp

WTF!? These guys must be on the take to rate these songs so low!

[compaqDikk]

"When the Saints Go Marching In" ~JJGold

YouTube pulled this video and banned the handle HankWebber for obvious reasons. thus the Joey Slats bullshittt