Found something fishy in my attic.

[jordan]

Ok so check this.

I have an attic that we mostly use for storing shit like christmas lights and i used to hide my weed up there when i was in highschool. Anyway I went up there before and noticed a clear glass thing in the shape of a long light bulb...at first i thought it was a bottle cork or something but then realized the smaller end is way too thick for a bottle opening. So im thinking its a butt plug and that the smaller end is actually a handle to pull the bigger end out of someones ass.

Its very disturbing because if it really is a butt plug then,

1)Whos is it?..my moms?
2)Am i the only one whos noticed it?..im too embarrassed to ask.
3)What if its my brothers?

[whatsgood5]

That's some weird shit man

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

[soaked in sweat]

did it smell like fish or ass?

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

did it smell like fish or ass?

You cant make this shit up....

[Scorpion]

1)Whos is it?..my moms?
2)Am i the only one whos noticed it?..im too embarrassed to ask.
3)What if its my brothers?

LOL
Maybe its your daddys

[milwaukee mike]

can you post a picture of the item in question please

and also a picture of you licking the item for us sickos that enjoy looking at stuff like that?

[butt rock hero]

It's your dad's.

[Deuce]

This never happened unless there are pics guy. Give us a winner.

[GiveMeaBJ]

It's grandmas from back in the day.

[Boner_18]

I'm sure its just some shit that you've never seen before. Perhaps a bar tool of some sort? A chemistry implement?

Or maybe it's just a butt plug.

[timbo46]

Can I have it?

[CarpeDime]

yes it's a buttplug and it almost certainly belongs to your mom

she is a human being just like everyone else, with normal desires and passions just like everyone else, and if along the way using a buttplug was something that she thought was a good idea, well that's for her to decide, and you should be HAPPY for her that she has a healthy and unrestricted sex life