Updated dating profile this morning (already have 18 responses)

[buztah]

They call me "Buzzy." I enjoy thick cut bologna, jerking off over the sink, kittens, poking fun of minorities and fat people, the smell of clean laundry, lifting heavy weights, melting shit and traveling to exotic destinations. Shave my back and I will douche your twat. I believe every great romance begins with friendship.

[wtf]

fyi, here is a photo of one of the 18 respondents, enjoy!

[buztah]

Dubya, not funny. I swear I phucked that guy during my last stint at the Don after losing a bet with a guard.

Mods, delete that pic NOW!

[wtf]

u da man buzzy!

[jjgold]

Those dating sites are hard for men, if you do not look real good you have no shot of resposes. I tried for years and rarely got a look.

GL Buzzy

[wtf]

usually the ratio is like 10-1 , men to women

AND probably most of the women are not even real just paid stooges

[buztah]

Coach, I used still-frame from this vid as my profile pic so they could see I am strong and a real tough guy like you. Webber, I am a ten.