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  • ironmike67
    SBR High Roller
    • 06-11-07
    • 102

    #1
    Oh Canada!!!
    Wow! I just got back from what should have been a 3hr road trip and turned into a 4hr road trip... All I have to blame for this wasted time and enormous amount of frustration and mildly released road rage is: CANADIAN DRIVERS!!!!!!!! Oh my God: If your license plate says: Ontario, please just go the frickin' speed limit and stay in the right lane... Someone else out there has to know what I am talking about...Because this always happens to me, I feel like Canadian Drivers flock towards my car. Of course I had time to think during this frustrating car ride about other things as I went 20 minutes under the speed limit praying these cars would move out of my way and into the right lane... I came up with one new and outstanding perspective when thinking about Canada and it is:
    CANADA IS ONLY GOOD FOR 2 THINGS: BEER AND HOCKEY!!!!!!
  • Stumpage
    SBR MVP
    • 09-21-05
    • 2906

    #2
    And 3) Hot Females...Hey, we have quite a few up here.....
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    • JED
      SBR High Roller
      • 09-01-05
      • 108

      #3
      we get it...you have posted indentical thread all over...you must be related to Luke
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      • 20Four7
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 04-08-07
        • 6703

        #4
        Originally posted by ironmike67
        Wow! I just got back from what should have been a 3hr road trip and turned into a 4hr road trip... All I have to blame for this wasted time and enormous amount of frustration and mildly released road rage is: CANADIAN DRIVERS!!!!!!!! Oh my God: If your license plate says: Ontario, please just go the frickin' speed limit and stay in the right lane... Someone else out there has to know what I am talking about...Because this always happens to me, I feel like Canadian Drivers flock towards my car. Of course I had time to think during this frustrating car ride about other things as I went 20 minutes under the speed limit praying these cars would move out of my way and into the right lane... I came up with one new and outstanding perspective when thinking about Canada and it is:
        CANADA IS ONLY GOOD FOR 2 THINGS: BEER AND HOCKEY!!!!!!
        Dude,

        When were you driving? Going north out of toronto on a friday night? I drive the highways up here everyday and travel at least 20 mph over the limit and i'm nowhere close to being the fastest guy out there. Please fix your own god damn roads before you bitch about our driving.
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        • Mudcat
          Restricted User
          • 07-21-05
          • 9287

          #5
          I call BS. It's a whacky post but there is no connection to reality. Canadians don't drive 20 mph under the limit for no reason. I have been driving with Canadians for about 30 years and it just doesn't go that way. Not even close.

          Zany post - it got a bit of attention - but BS.
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          • betplom
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 09-20-06
            • 13444

            #6
            How bout this:

            If you don't like it, stay the fukk out of the country!
            We won't miss you at all, really!
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            • ironmike67
              SBR High Roller
              • 06-11-07
              • 102

              #7
              Originally posted by 20Four7
              Dude,

              When were you driving? Going north out of toronto on a friday night? I drive the highways up here everyday and travel at least 20 mph over the limit and i'm nowhere close to being the fastest guy out there. Please fix your own god damn roads before you bitch about our driving.
              No, I was driving on the 90W in NY STATE!
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              • ironmike67
                SBR High Roller
                • 06-11-07
                • 102

                #8
                Originally posted by betplom
                How bout this:

                If you don't like it, stay the fukk out of the country!
                We won't miss you at all, really!
                NO!!! I WASN'T IN CANADA... AND HONESTLY YOU NEED TO CHILL OUT BECAUSE I WAS JUST MAKING A COMMENT ON ONTARIO DRIVERS AND THEIR LACK OF DRIVING SKILLS!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS OK TO MAKE JOKES ON FORUM...

                LOTS OF LOVE FOR MY NEIGHBORS, JUST NOT THEIR DRIVING!!

                RELAX PEOPLE!!!
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                • ironmike67
                  SBR High Roller
                  • 06-11-07
                  • 102

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Stumpage
                  And 3) Hot Females...Hey, we have quite a few up here.....
                  HOT FEMALES FOR SURE AND WONDERFUL HOCKEY PLAYERS LIKE MY MAN PETERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                  • betplom
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 09-20-06
                    • 13444

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ironmike67
                    NO!!! I WASN'T IN CANADA... AND HONESTLY YOU NEED TO CHILL OUT BECAUSE I WAS JUST MAKING A COMMENT ON ONTARIO DRIVERS AND THEIR LACK OF DRIVING SKILLS!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS OK TO MAKE JOKES ON FORUM...

                    LOTS OF LOVE FOR MY NEIGHBORS, JUST NOT THEIR DRIVING!!

                    RELAX PEOPLE!!!
                    My bad, I misunderstood where you were.

                    I was trying to have a little fun myself 'cause I hear Americans constantly telling others that if you don't like it (America) you can leave it.

                    But seriously, you guys have alot of guns, so if a Canadian is driving like an idiot while motoring on your Interstate highways why not just fire a warning shot over their vehicle? I'm sure they would get the message. LOL!
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                    • 20Four7
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 04-08-07
                      • 6703

                      #11
                      Originally posted by betplom
                      My bad, I misunderstood where you were.

                      I But seriously, you guys have alot of guns, so if a Canadian is driving like an idiot while motoring on your Interstate highways why not just fire a warning shot over their vehicle? I'm sure they would get the message. LOL!
                      I thought that would have been a given. Maybe NY state has some laws that prevent that kind of warning.
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