Fishhead...What do you think about my NBA "system"?

[Busterflywheel]

What a funny thread...almost a joke..

[maersksealand]

Bobcats +5.5 WIN
Bucks +5 WIN
Kings -6.5 LOST
Pacers +5.5 LOST
Heat/Raptors Under LOST
Timberwolves +13 LOST
Knicks -3 LOST
Magic -4 LOST
Suns -1.5 WIN
Pacers +6 LOST
67ers +6 LOST
Grizzlies +4 LOST
Grizz/Spurs over WIN
Thunder -1.5 WIN
Grizzlies -7 LOST
Bucks -4 WIN
Sac/Bobcats under LOST
Nuggets +5.5 WIN
Nuggets HT +6 WIN
Clippers +11.5 LOST
Pistons +4.5 LOST
Wizards +5 LOST
Grizzlies +1.5 WIN
Kin/Nug under LOST
Pacers +1.5 WIN
Houst/Warr over LOST
Warriors +6 LOST

record 10-17

[MadCapper]

I am beating my man up so much that I am starting to feel bad. Well I'm actually starting to fear that he wont pay me this week! Its been a bloodbath! But I wont let up. He knew what he was getting into when he took me on. I warned him that I knew my sports! He didnt care. He wished me luck. Well hes the one that needs luck now!!! I havent had a losing day in over a week now. Thats 7 straight days of killing my man. But why hasnt he lowered my limits? Maybe hes too busy taking out loans to pay me? Well he better take out more because I'm gonna put a hurting on him tonight...AGAIN!

[MadCapper]

The total of the Lakers/Bobcats game is WAYYYYYY too low! The Lakers have so many scorers. And the Bobcats run all game too with Felton, Jackson, and Wallace. I cant recall a Lakers total this low. I think it was even higher vs defensive dominating Houston and San Antonio. Now they get to face a Bobcats team that would rather look good in Hollywood then actually play defense. And the Lakers have the scorers to score well over 100 themselves. Kobe scored 44 on no rest! Imagine what he will do tonight? This game goes wayyyyyyy wayyyyyy over 200! Let alone barely over 190!

UNDER 192.5

[Fishhead]

Great thread...........I will be stopping by at your place later today **............

[MadCapper]

Great thread...........I will be stopping by at your place later today **............

Thanx buddy. I cant believe the SQUARES have been killing it for the last 7 days.

Its gotta turn around soon.

Lets hope it starts today!

[MadCapper]

Fish...When you stop by my site....Go into the Lakers/Celtics thread...and give your opinion.

Thanx

[Gopi-1]

I really need a good laugh today, good thing I found this thread!

[G's pks]

warriors lost by 22, and you lost the over but you say you had a winning day. The bookies must clap like a seal when they see you making bets.

[MadCapper]

warriors lost by 22, and you lost the over but you say you had a winning day. The bookies must clap like a seal when they see you making bets.

Fishhead...

Are these guys at SBR for real? Are they this dense? Whats goin on here man? Where are the vets?

[MadCapper]

Holy cow! This is an obvious line error? Am I reading this correctly?! Are the SAN ANOTNIO SPURS only 3.5 point favorites against Sacramento? That has to be a mistake, right? The freeking KINGS suck! They are one of the worst teams in the league! The Spurs are awesome. They are by far the best team since 1998! Sacramento just lost to Denver WITHOUT Melo and to Charlotte IN SACRAMENTO! Now my man is telling me the Spurs basically just have to win this game!!! HAHA! Is this the easiest bet you have ever seen?? Thank you boss. You really are a fool!

Kings +3.5

[MadCapper]

WOW! I just shit in my pants with the Nuggets/Suns total! I was expecting 230 minimum. And now I see its barely above 220. Are you kidding me? These teams are the 2 best running teams in league history. Neither even knows what the word desfense means. Melo will be back tonight and he's obviously well rested. He will light up the Suns swiss cheese defense for 45. Nash will dish out like 20 assists to Amare and Richardson tonight too. You will probably see 30 threes and never see the shotclock go passed 15. This game gets into the 230's easily. And I wont be surprised if it gets in the 240's. Hell...we even have OVERTIME on our side

UNDER 222.5

[Gopi-1]

WOW! I just shit in my pants with the Nuggets/Suns total! I was expecting 230 minimum. And now I see its barely above 220. Are you kidding me? These teams are the 2 best running teams in league history. Neither even knows what the word desfense means. Melo will be back tonight and he's obviously well rested. He will light up the Suns swiss cheese defense for 45. Nash will dish out like 20 assists to Amare and Richardson tonight too. You will probably see 30 threes and never see the shotclock go passed 15. This game gets into the 230's easily. And I wont be surprised if it gets in the 240's. Hell...we even have OVERTIME on our side

UNDER 222.5

It's because there's no such word grasshopper...

[G's pks]

I really need a good laugh today, good thing I found this thread!

[G's pks]

What a funny thread...almost a joke..

[G's pks]

Fishhead...

Are these guys at SBR for real? Are they this dense? Whats goin on here man? Where are the vets?

what were your bets yesterday then?

here..

Warriors +6

lost

rockets/warriors

OVER 219

lost

So you write the square pick, then do the opposite...yes...but your picks still lose!

[MadCapper]

what were your bets yesterday then?

I'll let Fishhead or someone else who understand this thread to explain it to you. I;ve only explained it 5 times already.

[ElCapitan]

Fishhead...

Are these guys at SBR for real? Are they this dense? Whats goin on here man? Where are the vets?

**, it's because no one bothers to read anything but the last page of a thread. To quote the great John Goodman from "The Big Lebowski":

"So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know... "

[MadCapper]

**, it's because no one bothers to read anything but the last page of a thread. To quote the great John Goodman from "The Big Lebowski":

"So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know... "

Thats why I posted this AGAIN yesterday...and in response to G's post.

Ok just to make things clearer (BOLDER).

I thought by now everyone would catch on.

Obviously, I have been mistaken....

So here it goes:

First off...As a bettor...I, myself, NEVER EVER have LOCKS..GAME OF THE YEARS, CENTURIES, MILLEMIUMS, etc...

When I write that...I am posting (or speaking) as a SQUARE. "Wow what a dumb line...FREE MONEY...LOCK of the DECADE" Squares and the avg JOE PUBLIC tend to do this when they see something that looks soooo good...and most of the time...they end uyp getting killed. Thats why the books are in business!

When I start with an INTRO of "I've been killing my man!" or "I havernt lost in a year"...thats once again me speaking as the Square!

Second, The writeups are SQUARE speak! They are what the SQUARE is thinking when he sees these lines. The SQUARE knows LEBRON and KOBE are gods. The SQUARE knows the LAKERS, CAVS, CELTICS are freeking amazing. The Rockets, Jazz, and Spurs play fanastic defense. He doesnt know that the upstart Grizzlies, Bobcats, Thunder even exist! So the SQUARE writes up these games just how he plans on playing it. I believe that SQUARES get killed in NBA...so my plays are the BOLD plays and they are always the exact opposite of the writeup.

Finally, SQUARES dont lose ALL the time. The SQUARE has actually going 9-2 over the last 3 nights. But we all know a SQUARE's success doesnt last long. They are the ones that keep the books in business by constantly reloading.

I do apologize to anyone who recently jumped abaord this ANTI-SQUARE train and lost money. Its short term and I know it will turn around.

I also apologize to the people who were either confised or mislead by my technique. I hope you all get it now!

Lets win some money!

My SQUARE definately thinks he will go 3-0 tonight. Hell...HE ALWAYS THINKS HE WILL GO UNBEATEN!

Good Luck!

[G's pks]

what was your record yesterday? Answer the question?

[G's pks]

(your quote)I do apologize to anyone who recently jumped abaord this ANTI-SQUARE train and lost money. Its short term and I know it will turn around

only thing you said that has been true for those who have followed you!

[MadCapper]

what was your record yesterday? Answer the question?

1-2 I think thats fairly obvious.

When did you learn to read? Answer the question.

Am I really dealing with children here. Geez

[G's pks]

1-2 I think thats fairly obvious.

When did you learn to read? Answer the question.

Am I really dealing with children here. Geez

No I completely understand...so you lost again...case closed...

But you are sharp!

[MadCapper]

No I completely understand...so you lost again...case closed...

Thank god.

Carry on now, little one.

[G's pks]

The books love a guy like you that thinks you can outsmart them...

let me know when this system gets you your next yacht..

[teecee]

No I completely understand...so you lost again...case closed...

But you are sharp!

G's, I don't want to offend you, but there is really no need to bust his chops. He's just f-ing around. Even if he does lose, it's not your money.

[G's pks]

G's, I don't want to offend you, but there is really no need to bust his chops. He's just f-ing around. Even if he does lose, it's not your money.

thanks but read his replies back always ends with a jab...

This guy thinks he is intelligent, some might find it funny, but in the end he is losing. But the most amazing part is he probably thinks no one else has tried this before...not so smart! Take care done with him for now, actually hope he wins a few...

[MadCapper]

Oh boy. My man must have neglected basketball this Superbowl weekend, because this line is absolutely retarded!! How the hell are the MIGHTY SUNS only 3 point favorites against a BOTTOM 5 team in the NBA! The KINGS absolutely suck! They would got crushed last time but they hit lucky threes!! And didnt PHOENIX just WALLOP the Freeking NUGGETS IN DENVER just a fw nights back. This line has to be a mistake. But I dont care. If hes too busy with the Superbowl...then screw him! I will pound it hard. I will triple up on this. There is not a snowballs chance that the Kings are even within double digits in this game. The Suns are just too good. And the Kings just suck! This is MY LOCK OF THE MILLENIUM PEOPLE! I'm gonna tell all my homies about this one!

KINGS +3

(I advise you all to wait on this line. As you will probably be able to get +3.5 or +4 or even +4.5 later. Because I assume the Suns will be a very public play!)

[MadCapper]

I dont believe my eyes! A Rockets total OVER 200? I remember when the Rockets totals would barely reach 180. And now I see a 200+ total....and even crazier against the Grizzlies...a team that has had trouble scoring ever since drafting Big Country Reeves. The Rockets have always been a tenacious defensive team...From Olajuwon, to Yao, to Battier, Ariza, Scola. They play tough defense. Memphis is a team that cant score. Right? They never score! They are the freeking Grizzlies. This total is at least 15 points off! I'm giddy knowing that I wont even have to watch this game because its such an obvious lock for me! This game wont even hit 190 let alone MORE than 200!!

OVER 203

[Patrick McIrish]

I love you kid but is the window still open on this one?

I say the worst 58%....

BTW the confusion this thread has generated is hilarious, keep it up ** you're just in a mini-slump.

[G's pks]

do you eat these before you make your bad jokes and picks?

[G's pks]

I love you kid but is the window still open on this one?






BTW the confusion this thread has generated is hilarious, keep it up ** you are in a slump is all.

A slump...yes he sure is..as long as he keeps eating these he will be fine...this got old quick!

[masr]

Good spot for the KINGS ...like it

[MadCapper]

Is the Lakers/Nuggets total really only 202.5? Am I seeing things straight! SHOWTIME vs The high flying Nuggets! This total is way too low. The Nuggets totals are always near 220. And the Lakers can score on anyone. They just won the NBA title! Kobe is the best scorer of our generation. Gasol, Odom, and Bynum can score 20 any night too...especially against the swiss cheese Nuggets defense. And we know how Denver loves to play...run run run...shoot some threes...run run run...I dont think they have ever seen the shotclock in single digits! Both teams should easily put up over 110. There will be no time to catch your breath in this one as it goes well over 202!

UNDER 202.5

[jayc88]

i didn't read the entire thread, but just because he was losing a few picks doesn't mean his approach won't work ,
i'm not a fan of using systems or anything like that, but fading the public is not a bad idea sometimes.
Just let him build up a sample size of at least 100 picks and if he is still losing, you might have a point.