I think your the man to ask here.
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NO PICK UP LINES...NEVER
be yourself...use some humor, they want to laugh
give them some space...don't follow them around all night....talk to them, then ignore them for a while, then go back to them at end of night
Don't drink too much, throwing up is a turn off
don't drink too much...passing out is never good, b/c then u can not get any that night
good dancer....if you are a good dancer, they like that
good kisser....if you are a good kisser, you are good in bed, usually golden rule
There you go JJ, hope that helpsComment -
WOW!!!!! Pretty fast response and seems to make a lot of sense.Comment -
great advice....thanks!
wow great idea for a thread!Comment -
I love these threads because it might work for me and i get horny reading guys responses.Comment -
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Originally posted by jjgold
I know JJ is trying to tell us something here. What the hell could it be?Comment -
car yes Pavy, I love having sex in my car and surprisingly, girls do too, I guess it's b/c of the danger of maybe being seen or caught that they like it
Money, helps, but you don't need money to get a girl, maybe in the long run, but not for a nightComment -
jj, you're one sick puppy..Originally posted by jjgoldComment -
I was responding to JJ, Sammy. You can't get laid having his looks without money and a convertible. You are a stud. He is a freak of nature.Comment -
I wish I had a girlfriend to lay with each night. Sometimes I put a wig on a pillow but it just isn't the same.Comment -
Originally posted by Tsoprano
I do agree w/ the 1st half, I do want a GF at times, but fooling around w/ multiple girls is also fun, but someone to have there daily is a nice thing
especially on a losing gambling night, just smash her out and feel betterComment -
it is monday isnt it ??Comment -
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Why are you asking Sammy. Ask The Seer, Pavyracer, The General, Happy Boy, they are all seasoned vets. Sammy is a guy that is 20 years old who just took his first shot of booze. I'd like to wager he hasn't dabbled his cock into many o' broads.Comment -
Your asking a broke 18 yo kid who lives in Middle of Nowhere Upstate, New York and constantly says Do Work and spends the majority of his time on SBR forum how to get laid?
You need help JJ.
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O/U 2.5Originally posted by Deuce
Lean under.Comment -
I'll take the over plzOriginally posted by GiveMeaBJComment -
JJ if you really want to get laid then do this.
Go to a bar/party/w.e but don't be alone. Very hard to get girl attracted to the guy who came to the bar alone. You need atleast 1-2 wingmen, make sure they are socially acceptable. Throughout the night any girl in talking distance to make eye contact and initiate a small conversation. Make sure they are in your league, be honest with yourself. This initial conversation should last about 30 seconds. If she is shutting you down move on to the next, if not buy her a drink. After you buy her a drink either keep conversation going if she is engaging or tell her you have to go back to your friends for a bit. While you are away from her keep talking to girls using the same strategy. Don't worry if she sees or not most girls who go to bars to meet men are insecure and want the guy that wants other girls. Go back to her when she finishes her drink and ask if she wants another. If she asks about the other girls just tell them they are friends of yours. Make her laugh, make her smile, and compliment her on things. Don't say "your really beautiful" thats to strong. Focus on other things, like "you have nice eyes". Talk about her and just keep asking her questions, don't let weird pauses happen. If all goes well the mix of booze and your positive image created will make her want you and you take it from there.
This works for younger girls, don't know if you can still get a 24 year old JJ.Comment -
Oh and JJ DO NOT be yourself. Instant turn down.Comment -
different things work w/ different peopleOriginally posted by GiveMeaBJComment -
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yo givemeabj, i can tell u one thing money gets u laid.. so that kid sam might play with him self all day on the forum. but when u got money in upstate ny u can do whatever u want. yo sammy DO WORK kidComment -
Don't be yourself?? What kind of fukkin BS is that? I might have best personalty here.Comment -
JJ, you haven't been laid in over 20 years, just stick to prostitutes...you can't lose thereComment -
be yourself jj. hands down you've got the best personalty here. broads love the cash jj. walk around with a wad. fvck it, you stop by a party up here at school and i guarantee you'll get laidComment -
you idiot JJ. to get a chick at a bar or club you just have to be good looking. i believe sammy gets chicks here and there but just because young girls like guys with cute faces, i dont think he has any game whatsoever (body doesn't even matter as much as face). he can do whatever he wants and think it's game and still get chicks becasue he is good looking. listen to his advice and u'll get destroyed. you're in a fukking club, how much personality can they get from you through all the loud music and screaming? they base 90% on looks.
plus the idea of walking away then coming back at the end of the night is classic PUA, but it won't work. if the girl is hot at all, the moment you walk away, she'll be approached by another guy, and if ur not good looking, she'll be more inclined to hook up with the new guy.
if ur a 5 or 6 and want a girl, forget going to a bar or club. you have almost no chance, and have to resort to what other ugly people do. you have to get into a long term relationship and then stay together like fukking idiots because you convince urselves ur in love. you see it everywhere. this is why i know marriage is bullshit, becasue it's all a variant of that.Comment -
JJ I have been overweight and been in great shape I know what it's like. I have gotten pussy when I was overweight as well but I don't know if thats more because I was always in the "cool crowd" or not. Personality doesn't matter if you can't get a chance to display it. Dress well, groom well, smell good, have a nice car outside, and have a wad of cash. You will get laid. True your looks don't matter but I don't know if most girls will be feeling your style of humor. I love it, but these young girls really are just down to ****. I guess it's easy to be 20 and get laid no matter what you look like. I got a model while I was overweight. Well she wasn't a model at the time but 6 months later she was. For me here is what works.
I drive my dads escalade lol, wad of cash ($1,000 works), nice clothes, nice shoes, fresh haircut (not for you I guess), walk in with my boys (not to be gay but all are good looking), the girls are around, pull out the wad and pay for a drink. Initiate conversation, keep the focus on her, make her laugh (not with stories but just observations of things around you), don't be desperate, get a number, and go from there. This works for me. Sure you get turned down a lot when your overweight but this works atleast 50% of the time for me. Everyone gets turned down jj, don't be scared of it, go in for the pussy. Pound that pussy and she will call you back.Comment -
Didn't Sammy go broke. I agree with Sammy being as young as he is it is relativley easy to get laid with the right friends and some money.Originally posted by thebeater07Comment
