Cumstain

[stevek173]

noticed it on my pants on the way to work extremely distinguishable, have long commute no goin back now
hope no one notices but its not like they dont do it too

[babyanni]

Hard to get that shitvout but can be done

[13th Inning]

A little club soda.
Rub it in clockwise.
Toss in a lemon wedge for good measure.

[stevek173]

I really appreciate the help fellas wish I had any of the things you speak of, I only have water here.

Here's where this situation is at -

I'm pretty new here. The CFO very rarely acknowledges my presence whatsoever, well wouldn't you know I get a "Good Morning, spanky!" from him as I pass by his office. Coincidence or soul read? you be the judge.

We are supposed to be going to a late lunch at this strip joint this guy who has been there a long time is leaving. I'm thinking the blacklight could be a total nightmare in this situation.

WTf would u do? Debating playing sick, but I've only been here 2 weeks.

[whatsgood5]

Rough break man, good luck with this situation though

[cadillac pete]

Tide Stain Pen

[paco]

If they look at ur pants and stain at a stripclub, ur coworker's might be a bunch of queers

[Irish Lumberjack]

dude that black light will kill you, run out and get a new pair at lunch or if you have a coffee break

[mcbaseball10]

Spill some coffee or condiment in the general area as a cover up.

[whatsgood5]

Spill some coffee or condiment in the general area as a cover up.

Not a bad idea, I'd go with this one.

[lacesout]

Tell them to stop looking at your meat whistle unless they want to play it. That, or as soon as you get to the club, get a lap dance and tell the guys you just got a hand job.

[wal66]

stevek, I don't know you or your situations but there are less messy ways to kill time on your commutes to work than wacky one off. I realize this advice was not asked for nor does it help with the current stain but may provent future stains.

Even if this wasn't the case suppose you have a lil fender bender. The cop takes your statement as to what happened and even though it wasn't your fault he, being the observant officer that he is notices the very telling stain on your trousers. Deputy Do Right puts 2 and 2 together and ol' stevek get's charged reckless indangerment while pulling his pud.

[1st and Ten]

[stevek173]

Spill some coffee or condiment in the general area as a cover up.

Done, did this and was able to use it as an excuse to duck out to get new pants, problem solved. Such an obvious solution how do did I not think of it. Thanks

[stevek173]

stevek, I don't know you or your situations but there are less messy ways to kill time on your commutes to work than wacky one off. I realize this advice was not asked for nor does it help with the current stain but may provent future stains.

Even if this wasn't the case suppose you have a lil fender bender. The cop takes your statement as to what happened and even though it wasn't your fault he, being the observant officer that he is notices the very telling stain on your trousers. Deputy Do Right puts 2 and 2 together and ol' stevek get's charged reckless indangerment while pulling his pud.

ROFL it was not during the commute I wouldn't do that before work if I did I'd slip into a coma at 9:30 am.

I'm not sure how it happened. I would never do that in my work clothes btu they were hanging up in the room I shagged my fiancee in the other night. But they were across the room.

Oh well, thanks all. Best of luck today.

[Powderguy]

damn, that sucks

[mcbaseball10]

Done, did this and was able to use it as an excuse to duck out to get new pants, problem solved. Such an obvious solution how do did I not think of it. Thanks

Haha, glad I could help! Thanks for the points.

[compaqDikk]

always have back up clothes in trunk