Americans are worst drinkers in the world

[mathdotcom]

Why? You start late and you think light beer is beer.

[mtneer1212]

English pub drinkers say that drinking American beer and have sex in a rowboat are very similar -- fukin close to water.

[minet123]

Because the country lives in fear

[frostno98]

Why? You start late and you think light beer is beer.

I guess because we freaking can.

[spartangreen]

light beer makes me pee.

[Matt Rain]

you think light beer is beer.

[Ced's shadow]

Why? You start late and you think light beer is beer.

True

[THE PROFIT]

Bar I used to hang out in every evening a german guy, in his late 50's probably, would come in every evening for about a month or so. He carried a beer heater with him. Same concept as the beer cooler they put in your pitcher that's filled with ice, but this was a small round metal cylinder with a hook to go over the lip of your glass that he would have the bartender fill with scalding hot water.
He said he didn't understand how us Americans could ruin good Budweiser by drinking it ice cold.

I assured him that we weren't like all Americans we were Hillbillies. If he hadn't looked so old I'm sure somebody would have kicked his ass on principle alone!