Mathy, how do I manufacture chloroform?

[buztah]

Spare me the CH313 jargon (stick to basic terms). Storage Tips needed as well. Looking to have a gallon in reserve at all times.

[jjgold]

[SlickFazzer]

[odusmykal]

Buzzy, just google it.. They're some great recipe's out there..

[Willie Bee]

Good to see you buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[pavyracer]

what's chloroform?

[buztah]

Willie, university ethics board got Dr. Buzzy canned (hey, I run clinical trials my way, kokphuckerz!) and I was unable to lift certain supplies before my access card was confiscated. We are hustlin' haaahhhhd here these days, Willaaaay!

[StraitShooter]

Does Chloroform knock someone out or..?

is it something fictional TV uses? Could you suggest something which does knock someone out into sleep? It's for a story.

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It certainly does. It was used in 19th century surgery to put patients "under." Before that, ether was used for the same purpose, although it was dangerous due to its highly flammable nature. Chloroform is dangerous as too much can induce cardiac arrest (a schoolfriend of mine killed himself in this fashion by inhaling a large amount of chloroform), plus contact with the skin, such as when a chloroform-soaked rag is used over the mouth and nose, will cause solvent burns.

[buztah]

Strait, I am a professional.

[SlickFazzer]

Buzzyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[buztah]

Fazzer, you still cornholing Deuce? I could have used the both of you in my latest trial.

[SlickFazzer]

Could never get into the homasexual lovemaking.

[buztah]

Fazzer, if I injected you with the study drug i was testing, you would have phucked anything with a hole to find relief. Viagra is a joke.

[Dunder]

Bleach, Acetone and water.
Important to stick your head in the bucket to make sure the proper reactions have happened!

[SlickFazzer]

i love having a woody 24/7.

give me the details....

[Boner_18]

I know a wholesale chemical dealer outa hong kong... actually much easier to import to Canada than the US... Let me know.

[buztah]

Boner, I have grown tired of international material transfer agreements and the pertinent and cumbersome customs documentation. Time to go in house, son. Thanks anyway.

Mathy?

[pico]

Materials:
- Bottle of Bleach.

- Bottle of pure acetone (not nail-polish remover, you can pick up acetone at hardware stores)

- Big bag of party-ice. You really do need a lot of ice.

- Glassware, so you can see how much of the solution has turned to chloroform. You cannot see well through many other materials, plastic etc.

Method:

1. Pour bleach in glass container. Almost all the way up. Maybe use half a litre or so, but it can work in smaller sizes, its just less effective.

2. Add ice to the bleach, to cool it down to a temperature significantly cooler than room temperature. Leave it to cool for a bit.

3. Add one part Acetone for every 50 parts Bleach. Pour acetone in, replenish the ice if necessary. With time the reaction should cloud up and increase in heat.

4. Leave it for 20 minutes, just to make sure that the reaction is fully completed. Keep a close eye on it though, it may overheat. Feel the glass occasionally to make sure. Also, allow time for the reaction to settle. Time may vary with the size of reactions made.

5. After settling, there will either be a white powder at the bottom of the glassware, or a clear bubble. Pour off the remaining solution and try to leave the bubble/dust in the glass.

6. Extract pure chloroform with a separation funnel or a similar instrument..

7. If you wish to store chloroform, use a brown glass bottle only to prevent radiation making it turn to phosgene quicker. Also, make sure the bottle is filled all the way up, because chloroform reacts with Oxygen. You can only store the chloroform for a week or so however, because it will eventually decompose.

Yeah. Now that you know this information, don't use it.

[pico]

WARNING: This isn't one of those bullshit 'something might go wrong' warnings. This is not safe chloroform. Medical grade chloroform is mixed with a percentage of ether to stop it decomposing to the chemical Phosgene, A WWI chemical gas. While taking in chloroform, it decomposes in your body to phosgene. The phosgene reaches the liver, and creates cell mutation and DNA changes which are pretty much guaranteed to cause cancer eventually. In addition to the phosgene mentioned, halocarbons tend to be bitchin' alkylating agents. There is an obscene amount of shit in your body which can be ****ed up by alkylation, and some of the more reactive thereof happen to be the base pairs in your DNA. YOU WILL GET CANCER.

[wtf]

so what is your evil plan?

[mathdotcom]

buzzy meet me at the Swiss Chalet south of Rogers centre tonight at 2.30AM.

I have everything you will need

[buztah]

Mathy, do not disappoint me.

[mathdotcom]

because we are pals i will show you a good place to dump bodies in the Quay area

[whatsgood5]

buzzy meet me at the Swiss Chalet south of Rogers centre tonight at 2.30AM. I have everything you will need

[buztah]

Mathy, you know from our stand-off at the black bull that I am a powerhouse and am not to be toyed with. I know you know about the hamilton police reward. I ask you to think twice before you try anything.

I will be there and as always I will be packin'. Let's just keep this as seamless as possible.

[flyingillini]

You guys are gonna mess around and wind up in "The Don" they have a scabies outbreak right now as well.

[buztah]

Illini, do not remind me of the Don strain of the scabies. My first time there I had to blow a fellow named "Amazon Pipes" to shore up a coalition and my tongue and throat itched for phucken weeks! Fellow inmate eventually sold me some tee tree oil in exchange for some smokes to help clear that shit up -- for the most part.

[mathdotcom]

buzzy I will be wearing an orange jumpsuite and gold on every finger. if temperature drops I may have a mink on top. I need to be comfortable and warm when doing business.

let's get this deal done with and then we can have a festive special with extra dipping sauce

[gummo]

Listen to Pico on this one boys.

[PuckOff]

Buzzy,

Don't phuken go!!! I just got word from someone close to Mathy that there may be a plan to knock you off. I'm serious....don't go.

Your Pal,

PuckOff

[mathdotcom]

Buzzy Guy Lafleur won't be there

It is safe

But come alone

[PuckOff]

Buzzy??