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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388208

    #1
    Guy In My Avatar Made Me
    Bodo..............genius with hair pieces. He made me and knew what look was best for me. He took the right measurements, hair color and mold. I think many think it is funny but there is an art to it and he is the best in the business. I recommend him to anyone having hair issues and plus he is gentle when you go to his center, when you go to a hair center most guys so fukkin scared and paranoid that someone might see you entering. Many guys run into place, where hoods, ect and park at least 1/2 mile a way. I did all this silly shit also way back. Bodo does not make you feel uncomfortable once inside and women also feel our pain and are sensitive and convince us we will look younger and attract women. It is ok to accept hair loss and as long as a woman does not see you walking into one of these places your ok. I never forget when I had to wait sometimes like 2 hrs in car waiting for the coast to be clear and no one around so I can get inside, even when you leave it is weird as you think people are watching and laughing. Guys go park your car around a hair replacement center and watch guys enter and leave place and you will laugh your fukkin balls off as guys are scared to death, paranoid, etc and if you want to *** in your pants all you do is ask a guy coming in or out of place if that is a fukkin hair piece, you will fukkin destroy him forever.....lol!!!! I owe you BODO!!!
  • SamsNCharge99
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 10-22-08
    • 41244

    #2
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    • wtf
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 08-22-08
      • 12983

      #3
      maybe he can extend your penis also?
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      • odusmykal
        SBR MVP
        • 08-30-07
        • 3426

        #4
        I thought he was the grandpa from "The Lost Boys" when i 1st saw him.. I wanna go check one of these places out, jj, but i don't even know where one is at..
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388208

          #5
          Western Florida (Cape Coral) is a good one because no one fukkin know you there.
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          • statnerds
            SBR MVP
            • 09-23-09
            • 4047

            #6
            how the fukk are you drunk at 9 in the morning? man, if you are sober when you wrote that first post then you should stop gambling.

            kidding, don't mind me. i'm just jealous about your 55K posts.
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            • 3PtShooter
              SBR MVP
              • 04-13-08
              • 3936

              #7
              might have to give this guy a call
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388208

                #8
                Talk to me if you have 2k

                amazing how a small amount can change your life

                money buys looks to a degree.
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                • Iwinyourmoney
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 04-18-07
                  • 18368

                  #9
                  I made u, u ungrateful fuk
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                  • pavyracer
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 04-12-07
                    • 82668

                    #10
                    JJ did he use the hair from your butt to make the rug?
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                    • JohnAnthony
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 04-30-09
                      • 5110

                      #11
                      I'm gonna name my son Bodo.
                      "I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself."

                      - D.H. Lawrence
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                      • SBR_John
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 07-12-05
                        • 16471

                        #12
                        Played golf with a guy his head was sweating like crazy in the hot Texas sun. Found out later he wore a piece. Fvck that, I could not take that.
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                        • Marginalis
                          SBR MVP
                          • 12-12-09
                          • 1862

                          #13
                          Originally posted by wtf
                          maybe he can extend your penis also?
                          this
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                          • wal66
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 10-14-08
                            • 5305

                            #14
                            I still say that if you were to make a video of you calling up one of these places and asking to have one made from dead celberties. You would offer top dollar to have one made from Elvis' real hair, any number of other dead celebs or athletes. Maybe a Ted Williams piece.

                            Another call video is where you call up and are irate bcause the piece you just ordered arrived and it had lice.

                            Just saying, these are quality call video material here.
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                            • jjgold
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 07-20-05
                              • 388208

                              #15
                              Johhny its not easy, I have been battling hair loss and hair pieces for like 15 years, some days I want to burn it and others I look in the mirror and say I look good and can score. The sweating is one of two major issues with a rug. If you color your hair like i do the brown or black dye runs down your fukkin forehead if you sweat so you always need to be aware of this and try not to sweat. Secondly if it is windy you need to make sure it is secure on your head.
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                              • pavyracer
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 04-12-07
                                • 82668

                                #16
                                What's your scoring rate with the rug and without the rug? 0%
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                                • jjgold
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-20-05
                                  • 388208

                                  #17
                                  0% either way but mentally with a rug on I feel I have a better shot.
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                                  • SlickFazzer
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 05-22-08
                                    • 20209

                                    #18
                                    excellent thread
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                                    • Swinging Johnson
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 08-12-09
                                      • 7604

                                      #19
                                      JJ...I think I speak on behalf of the entire forum when I ask you to show us the fruits of Bodo's labor and allow us to behold the genius of a skilled hand who transformed you from being an attractive man into a modern day god.
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                                      • tltaylor89
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 06-19-09
                                        • 19610

                                        #20
                                        All that hot air you blew out you're ass took the hair right off you head
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                                        • jjgold
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 07-20-05
                                          • 388208

                                          #21
                                          Taylor watch your back
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                                          • Boner_18
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 08-24-08
                                            • 8301

                                            #22
                                            Have you ever tried his hernia briefs?

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                                            • sickler
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 06-05-08
                                              • 15006

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Boner_18
                                              Have you ever tried his hernia briefs?


                                              lol, that's a male girdle.
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                                              • Boner_18
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 08-24-08
                                                • 8301

                                                #24
                                                Bodo makes some serious products. He also makes a back pain belt.

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                                                • icsky3
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 04-14-07
                                                  • 1700

                                                  #25
                                                  Lol...your nuts nuttio mr nutty Pallllllllllll
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                                                  • jjgold
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                    • 388208

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Boner_18
                                                    Have you ever tried his hernia briefs?

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                                                    • sickler
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 06-05-08
                                                      • 15006

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Boner_18
                                                      Bodo makes some serious products. He also makes a back pain belt.

                                                      I drew suspicion at the hospital wearing a more full length back support belt. It came up to the chest on both sides. Years ago with a back injury, put it on under my shirt before going to the hospital. Condition worsened by the time I got there. The nurse had to help me undress. She stopped once she saw it and asked what it was. Gave me a very suspicious look even after I explained. It had the same design as a bulletproof vest, just not as thick. I think that's what she thought it was.

                                                      I know lame story, seeing the back belt reminded me of that experience.
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                                                      • harlee71
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 12-02-09
                                                        • 7202

                                                        #28
                                                        I hope he wasn't the one who made the piece your wearing in the Copa Cabana video. I couldn't stop looking at it. I was mesmerized by that thing. LOL I can't talk much I have had the male pattern horse shoe since I was 25, but no offense intended, that thing weirded me out.
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