If your wife, girlfriend gave birth to a child of a different ethnicity unexpectedly

[pavyracer]

I would call it a miracle since she had her tubes tied.

[Powderguy]

i would talk to the ups man.or the milk man or any other guy that stops by your house when your at work,but if thats the case hopefully it will be the milk man cause then u would never have a shortage of milk

LMAO! Unlimited 2% ftw!

[teaserpleaser]

I would let her think we were cool...bend her over, go anal on her (balls deep, first stroke) punch her in the head after I blew my load...and then help her get her shit outta my house.

I wouldn't punch her in the head I don't like jail but I like your style I would do some nasty shit to her since I know I'm dumping her ass.. Balls deep anal is pretty good payback