lets hear about your first legit fight if you have been in 1!!
when, where, why, u win or loose, and ko or a bitch wrestling match
when, where, why, u win or loose, and ko or a bitch wrestling match
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first fight was in 1993 I was a junior in high school at the time. it took place at the local mcdonalds at lunch time and there was about 200 other students there (no sh*t) it was against my former friend who that summer i quit hanging out with and he got pissed because i befriended him that summer so he wanted to fight on the first day of school. it was a good fight until this black guy who phukkin also hated me jumped in with a blind side shot to my dome then the fight ended. so i call it a draw. the guy who i fought died 2 years ago because he got into another fight and got stabbed to death when he was drunk. ripComment -
I was like 5 years old and thought I was a tough guy so I thought it would impress my friends if I fought the guy who drove the ice cream truck. I don't know what the hell I was thinking.
He pulled up to the parking lot and I waited in line patiently and when it was my turn to order, I was a real wiseass to him. I called him names and and told him to go fuk himself with the little wooden stick they give you with the italian ices. I called him something really juvenile that didn't make sense, like "oatmeal shit" or something stupid like that. I think he was amused at first but then he started getting a little upset because I kept it up and climbed onto the truck and tried to take a swing at him. He told me to get down and kind of swatted me away but then I jumped up and tried to climb through the window and I started kicking his fukkin head. My friends were going wild - I thought I was the fukkin king.
But then, I guess the guy had enough of getting kicked by a 5-year old, and he picked me off of him like a piece of lint and threw me right out the fukkin window onto the grass - I was lucky to hit the grass.
Well, needless to say, I was no longer the tough guy I thought I was, and I guarantee I was no longer the king among my friends after they saw me running home crying while leaving a trail of piss in my path.Comment