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  • Sledge187
    SBR MVP
    • 04-25-08
    • 3722

    #1
    Attn: New SBR Posters Only!
    Here is how things work in this fine gambling community for newbie posters. I have laid out a six step process for every SBR poster.

    1) Make Post introducing yourself. Don't say anything funny or offensive in this intial thread. Ex. http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...everybody.html

    2) Don't start anymore threads for the 1st month but just add on to threads with a few witty remarks and make few bad picks. During the 1st month you want to go pretty unnoticed. Please read what PittsburghPlayer writes in the following thread. Notice how his comment does not draw any attention to himself.


    3) After the 1st month this is where you want people to start either hating or loving you. Start by finding an enemy either JJ Gold, Sam , Willie or Nicky. For an example of this please read any thread by any of the above mention names and you will see many enemies of these people.

    4) Announce you are quitting gambling forever. This is a very important post. Every gambler goes through this. There is nothing to be ashamed of because I quit gambling 7 times last year and once already this year. Here is an example. http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...ost-board.html

    5) The Comback phase. At this point you can either announce it or just start posting again. Either way works.

    6) Quit SBR Forever. This is a very important post. You must state your beef and not post for awhile. You must also start posting at another forum so people can keep tabs on you. Example http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...been-real.html

    After step 6 make a ghost account and start at step 1 again or you can repeat step 5 again with your current screen name.

    I hope this helps the newbies.
  • G's pks
    Restricted User
    • 01-01-09
    • 22251

    #2
    wow!
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    • paco
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 05-07-09
      • 62873

      #3
      Sledge, don't u also think Zoe was hot as a blue chick ?
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      • Robber
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 10-21-09
        • 6432

        #4
        I didn't make a thread introducing but I didn't start any threads so I'm good with step 2
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        • 1st and Ten
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 11-13-09
          • 5131

          #5
          Sticky
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          • xxdjstriderxx
            SBR MVP
            • 11-25-08
            • 4740

            #6
            this is great mods plz sticky
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            • Bsters
              SBR High Roller
              • 11-16-09
              • 146

              #7
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              • Durrrr
                SBR MVP
                • 11-07-09
                • 1314

                #8
                Done 3, yet to do 4.
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                • Durrrr
                  SBR MVP
                  • 11-07-09
                  • 1314

                  #9
                  B^mp for more love.
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                  • THE PROFIT
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-27-09
                    • 17701

                    #10
                    That was informative for young viewers. It would be great if you could make an instructional video for our new followers.
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                    • WhatAboutMeBitch
                      SBR MVP
                      • 01-02-09
                      • 1294

                      #11
                      don't one and two kinda contradict themselves?
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                      • PDW
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 01-14-10
                        • 660

                        #12
                        This might be the sharpest thread I have ever read on this site.

                        I won't say which step I am on, but this is very accurate.
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                        • Shortstop
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 01-02-09
                          • 27281

                          #13
                          Good stuff Sledge!
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                          • Swinging Johnson
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-12-09
                            • 7604

                            #14
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                            • sickler
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 06-05-08
                              • 15006

                              #15
                              #6 should be: "Say you are quitting SBR forever but return days later under the same handle".

                              Those announcing their departure almost never leave. It's so common that it isn't shameful enough to come back as a ghost.

                              Otherwise, well done!
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                              • wtf
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 08-22-08
                                • 12983

                                #16
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                                • Flying Dutchman
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 05-17-09
                                  • 2467

                                  #17
                                  3.5: IMPORTANT! say something derogatory, or try to "make money" thru PMs, and get banned or restricted PMs.

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                                  • Flying Dutchman
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 05-17-09
                                    • 2467

                                    #18
                                    Great thread, BTW

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                                    • Bigmikesm
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 06-17-09
                                      • 1616

                                      #19
                                      Great thread. It's right on.
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                                      • Sledge187
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 04-25-08
                                        • 3722

                                        #20
                                        Charlie Sheen was good in Young Guns.
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                                        • THE PROFIT
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 11-27-09
                                          • 17701

                                          #21
                                          What happened to Swingin Johnson?
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                                          • Sledge187
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 04-25-08
                                            • 3722

                                            #22
                                            With so many newbies I thought it would be good to bring this thread back.
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