Who here is getting laid tonight - be honest

[stevek173]

My girl went to the bar to see some cheesy 80's cover band.
Result for me - she comes home buzzy at least and it's Sat night so anything goes it's a +EV situation

How bout u

[flyingillini]

I could if I wanted, I will be going to sleep tonight with my hyna next to me but no action will be taking place.

[Jimmy0607]

Fiancee getting out of work in 15 mins it depends on how bitchy she is

[robmpink]

Yes it would be most def but somehow I got a herniated disc playing a slot machine for 2 hours earlier today. I get up and walk and all of a sudden I feel crippled and have to fall to the floor for relief. Hopefully the chiro helps me on Monday.

[JohnAnthony]

Fiancee getting out of work in 15 mins it depends on how bitchy she is

Go get it Jimmy! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!

[acarmelo1]

not today

[Jimmy0607]

Go get it Jimmy! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!

She aint home yet

[stevek173]

Yes it would be most def but somehow I got a herniated disc playing a slot machine for 2 hours earlier today. I get up and walk and all of a sudden I feel crippled and have to fall to the floor for relief. Hopefully the chiro helps me on Monday.

Youch. I messed up my ciatic once - worst shit ever GL

[jjgold]

NO for the like 700th straight Saturday Night you do the fukkin math.

[dwaechte]

Actually, surprisingly I probably could tonight if I wanted. The girl gets home from work around 11pm so we will if I want to call when the game ends, depends how I'm feeling.

[lacesout]

It depends, if the Colts/Ravens goes over, yes... if not, my hand just won't cooperate and I'm popping the doll.

[daneblazer]

I'm going to take my left hand and turn it upside down so it feels like someone else is doing it

[dwaechte]

I'm going to take my left hand and turn it upside down so it feels like someone else is doing it

Sit on it first to make it numb so you can't feel it. The stranger.

[The Seer]

I just got a call so I'm gonna take a shower at the half and go out after the game to meet htis chick. The chances look real good right now.

[Mr KLC]

Sex? What's that? I've been married 19 years.

[EmpireMaker]

NO for the like 700th straight Saturday Night you do the fukkin math.

700/52 = 13yrs 24weeks