The 5 S's.....Shit, Shave, Shower, Shampoo, Soap

[SamsNCharge99]

Does anyone else do this, or is it just me. I know I have to do all 5 right now and just wondering if anyone does this all at once, or just over course of the day.

Shitting obv. comes whenever,
shaving comes when you need to, or daily for some
shower, shampoo, soap...all in 1 and should be daily, maybe 2x a day

but if you have to shit and shave, I just do them all at once

If you do the 5 S's at once...

How long does it typically take you

Me personally, will test this theory..everyone is different of course....I take fast shits, don't have much to shave, and shower is decent.

I would say..
shit...2 minutes
shave....6 set up and everything
shower..which includes shampoo and soap...about 14 minutes

So I am estimating about 22 minutes for all this to happen for me, will test this theory right now.

I posted this at 2:33 Eastern Time....we shall see when I return

DO WOKR

[SamsNCharge99]

took a quick shower, done in 15 minutes

[stevek173]

Bout 28 min for me all together my bowels aren't as "crisp" as yours, good for you kid. Shave around a sweet goatee, I'd say thats another 1 min, use hair wax prob 1 min more too. Yes all 5 at once is standard every morning.

[Deuce]

Shit Shower Shave is the expression Sammy.


To do all 3 takes me 15.

[BurtRapp]

shower is usually 20 minutes for me.

[pavyracer]

Why do you Shave before you Shower? And you forgot the 6th S. Styling

[H-BOMB]

What about sex? If you really wanted to you can have sex, soap, shower, shave and shampoo all in one spot

[harlee71]

And if she is real kinky, you could add the shit too!

[BeatTheJerk]

Shoot it takes me a good 15-20 min to perfect my beard which I then fail to resemble a Jerome Bettis beard style.

[stevek173]

Why do you Shave before you Shower? And you forgot the 6th S. Styling

I'd rather not smell like shaving cream, and I find taking a shower helps any nicks from shaving dry up nicely.

[pavyracer]

I'd rather not smell like shaving cream, and I find taking a shower helps any nicks from shaving dry up nicely.

The reason you get nicks is because your skin is not soft when you shave. By taking a shower and washing face first before you shave you reduce nicks. But I guess is also preference.

[1st and Ten]

Haven't used a razor in years but I was told that the heat from the shower swells the skin resulting in a increased likelihood of ingrown hairs. Shaving prior results in a closer cut.

[The Seer]

What about sex? If you really wanted to you can have sex, soap, shower, shave and shampoo all in one spot

u could also shit and have sex in the same place. Many do. At least shower fter you shit though so you'll have a clean asshole.

[paco]

Shouldn't shampoo ur hair everyday unless u use that "got to be glued" gel. Rinse hair everyday, shampoo 3x a week

[koby25]

That's about me

[THE PROFIT]

I like to shave before I shower for the same reason. But they say it's better to shower first because it gets your face heated & moist so the shave doesn't irritate. I like to shave in the shower though, don't have all those whiskers & edge gel to wipe off the sink

[THE PROFIT]

Another thing. That peice of *shit Gillette mach3 for men sucks. If you want the best shave ever use the womens version, venus. Several years ago I was out of razors & my GF had a new one of those & that's all I will use now. It's real big so use a regular disposable to get around nose & sideburns or goatee, but use that everywhere else. Also, if you shave daily one of those will last 2 weeks.

I have a coarse beard & if I go 2 or 3 days I will dull 2 regular gillette disposable razors. But that venus is the bomb!!! try it

[THE PROFIT]

I just noticed I put a * & still spelled *hit