Anyone ever get a cold response for telling someone they looked like a celebrity?

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  • BrentCrude
    SBR MVP
    • 11-16-05
    • 4665

    #1
    Anyone ever get a cold response for telling someone they looked like a celebrity?
    I have known this guy most of my life.He's an ex chief of police from the small town I live in who was a rogue cop and he got hurt driving drunk to meet up with a slut when the highway patrol stopped him and the woman he was going to see was drunk and sandwiched him by accident between her car and the highway patrol car.The guy came out smelling like a rose with lawsuit money,pensions,pensions from the woman that stuck by his side after his affair who's husband died as a cop.etc.The idiot now went on a buying spree instead of socking all the moeny away and just living the good life.He bought liquor stores,bars,land etc.He still goes on hunting and fishing trips all over the world as well as going to Vegas and every other hot spot tourist destination once a month.


    So I just saw the movie The Wrestler with Mickey Rourke and went into this guy's liquor store to buy a case of beer.I told him and his woman friend that gee,you look exactly like Ram ''Mickey Rourke''in The Wrestler.I thought I would get a laugh for saying it.Just a cold stare.hehe!


    In that movie,how the hell in Ram's condition with being drunk,having medical problems,popping roids for years,having heart attacks.etc.was he able to bang the groupie doggy style in the womens can at the bar?I think they stretched that one a bit just to inject a sex scene in the movie.
  • stevek173
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 03-29-08
    • 27598

    #2
    My buddy told me I looked like the dude from Mask, I got pretty pissed
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    • podunk
      SBR MVP
      • 11-12-09
      • 3455

      #3
      hahahah
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      • pavyracer
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 04-12-07
        • 82896

        #4
        I'm more pissed when someone asks me a question in Spanish at the grocery store and twice as pissed when they get pissed that I didn't answer back in Spanish.
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        • MJT1212
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 02-16-09
          • 5124

          #5
          Yea, when a another MALE tells me I look like a young keanu reeves I gave him a cold response.
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          • MrX
            SBR MVP
            • 01-10-06
            • 1540

            #6
            If anyone wants a perfect example, tell MrsX that she looks like Ellen DeGeneres.
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            • Mudcat
              Restricted User
              • 07-21-05
              • 9287

              #7
              I was at a dinner party and we were discussing what celebrity would be best to play the various people at the table in a movie.

              I have this one friend who is a great guy but not handsome. Not thin. I tried to come up with a sincere answer, mainly thinking in terms of physical resemblance. I said Pruitt Taylor Vince.

              Do people here know who that is? I'll attach a pic.

              I wish I had just said, I dunno, Mark Wahlberg or something because he did not seem happy with my answer at all.
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              • BurtRapp
                SBR MVP
                • 01-10-08
                • 2410

                #8
                I was playing BlackJack the other day and some guy came over and says "TURTLE" " What's up dude " he thought I was that guy turtle from entorage. had I been losing I probably would have stuck him in the face but I was happy go lucky up a couple hundred and just brushed it off.
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                • pavyracer
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 04-12-07
                  • 82896

                  #9
                  Originally posted by BurtRapp
                  I was playing BlackJack the other day and some guy came over and says "TURTLE" " What's up dude " he thought I was that guy turtle from entorage. had I been losing I probably would have stuck him in the face but I was happy go lucky up a couple hundred and just brushed it off.
                  Next time ask him for a $20 to give him your autograph.
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