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  • Nicky Santoro
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-08-08
    • 16103

    #1
    Have sex with a beautiful girl..........
    for 10 min ONLY.. and no football at all..

    OR stay home all day and watch NFL playoffs and gamble on it big??

    you can only do 1 of them..

    which do you take??


    As for me.. It's NFL playoffs and gambling, hands down.. fukk those women..fukk the sex. who cares.. it's NFL playoffs and time to gamble. now that's what you call fun..

    Plus, sex is way overrated..
  • Jimmy0607
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 04-09-09
    • 7785

    #2
    Another reason.....
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    • Flying Dutchman
      SBR MVP
      • 05-17-09
      • 2467

      #3
      Nicky, my suspicions are confirmed...

      ...you are a d*ckless wonder

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      • Pecos Bill
        SBR MVP
        • 05-27-09
        • 1958

        #4
        Sex is over rated
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        • daneblazer
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 09-14-08
          • 27861

          #5
          10 minutes huh?
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          • Jimmy0607
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 04-09-09
            • 7785

            #6
            Only losers who dont get laid say sex is overrated
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            • Nicky Santoro
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 04-08-08
              • 16103

              #7
              Originally posted by Pecos Bill
              Sex is over rated
              i've said this from day 1 at forums dating back to 1999..
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              • mihaita666
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 09-13-09
                • 8596

                #8
                u have a 3rd alternative : play world of warcraft )
                Soccer record (2010) : 244-160-24
                2010-2011 season (soccer) :
                144-95-11
                NBA Record (2010-2011 season) :
                17-12-1


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                • sickler
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 06-05-08
                  • 15006

                  #9
                  The sex

                  Record the games and watch them later. Even without the option of recording, the sex. For sure.
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                  • Nicky Santoro
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 04-08-08
                    • 16103

                    #10
                    no recording games...

                    if you include a good BJ, she licks the balls, play with her ass, , you lick her butthole, etc... and the session lasts 25 min, duh, i would take this..

                    but ONLY penetration for 10 min.. no thanks.. pass me the remote, cause i am ready for some football..


                    sickler

                    i was watching comedy channel last night and i swear there was this stand up guy named, sickler.. any relation?? i swear this guy could have been you. when they said sickler up next, i had a thought it could be you..

                    ryan sickler.. congrats buddy, you made it..
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                    • pavyracer
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 04-12-07
                      • 82896

                      #11
                      Originally posted by sickler
                      The sex

                      Record the games and watch them later. Even without the option of recording, the sex. For sure.
                      Agree. Sex and Tivo the games so after the 10 minutes of pleasure are gone you have something to do.
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                      • Karayilan9
                        Restricted User
                        • 01-10-09
                        • 3742

                        #12
                        Think outside the box, put a wager on, watch the game, get her to make food and drinks through the game, at half bang the beautiful girl. Get her to make more snacks and bring in the drinks through the rest of the game, if your game wins you can have the best sex, if the game loses you still get the hot chick.

                        Problem solved
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                        • Nicky Santoro
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 04-08-08
                          • 16103

                          #13
                          everyone thinks here you can have both, or by taping the game.

                          you can ONLY have 1.. not both..


                          gimme NFL please.. thank you..


                          i don't need those 10 min of my life.i'd rather have 7 hrs of entertainment instead.. plus, you can't win money having sex for 10 min..
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                          • sickler
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 06-05-08
                            • 15006

                            #14
                            Nicky, stand-up caliber funny isn't in my genes. Neither is personality.

                            Not a relative of mine....but congrats to the namesake..
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                            • flyingillini
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 12-06-06
                              • 41219

                              #15
                              Watch the games hands down. No comparison. I could care less about sex. I only care about making money and making a good life for myself. I am making it so I can retire any time I want. The problem is, I love what I do for a living , so it's not really work and the work I do is for myself not someone else. Sex is at the bottom of the line.
                              המוסד‎
                              המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                              • Jag8917
                                Restricted User
                                • 12-15-09
                                • 207

                                #16
                                I'll take having sex WHILE watching football games, Alex.
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                                • Richkas
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 02-03-08
                                  • 19396

                                  #17
                                  Sex is over rated. I had sex with the ex over 3,000 times in the 28 years we were together. Trust me, sex is over rated. If you say its not, your not getting enough thats all. I use to **** the ex every other night, on the rag or not. Its over rated.
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                                  • Nicky Santoro
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 04-08-08
                                    • 16103

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Richkas
                                    Sex is over rated. I had sex with the ex over 3,000 times in the 28 years we were together. Trust me, sex is over rated. If you say its not, your not getting enough thats all. I use to **** the ex every other night, on the rag or not. Its over rated.

                                    richie, i have no idea if you were being sarcastic there, cause i know of all the SBR posters, you love women and sex the most.. you and slickfazzer.. so i am confused by your post..

                                    although i know you also do love to gamble. i had you saying sex -340/games +300.
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                                    • sickler
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 06-05-08
                                      • 15006

                                      #19
                                      Sex isn't overrated if you spice it up.

                                      Get kinky.
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                                      • Deuce
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 01-12-08
                                        • 29843

                                        #20
                                        Sex, its only wildcard weekend.
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                                        • nosniboR11
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 09-02-08
                                          • 10042

                                          #21
                                          both, its easy
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                                          • jjgold
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388179

                                            #22
                                            Football

                                            Sex is overrated and only lasts like 30 seconds

                                            Gambling lasts 12 hours Nicky
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                                            • Jimmy0607
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 04-09-09
                                              • 7785

                                              #23
                                              he said you can only pick one you fukks
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                                              • Nicky Santoro
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 04-08-08
                                                • 16103

                                                #24
                                                alot were calling me names about me picking games over sex.. but if you look good in this thread, games are leading the sex by a wide margin and a lot have agreed with me that not only is 7 hrs of football better than 10 min of sex.. but they also agreed with me that sex is overrated.

                                                boys, i don't talk for nothing..
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                                                • wal66
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 10-14-08
                                                  • 5305

                                                  #25
                                                  Nicky, speaking football, what's your opinion today. I'm liking Baltimore but haven't pulled the trigger yet on anything cept' college hoops.
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                                                  • Nicky Santoro
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 04-08-08
                                                    • 16103

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by wal66
                                                    Nicky, speaking football, what's your opinion today. I'm liking Baltimore but haven't pulled the trigger yet on anything cept' college hoops.
                                                    no more opinions to give on sbr by me, wally boy. i learnt my lesson from yesterday..
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                                                    • marabdl86
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 10-06-09
                                                      • 1067

                                                      #27
                                                      it's true gamblers are a bunch of low lifes
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                                                      • Jimmy0607
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 04-09-09
                                                        • 7785

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by marabdl86
                                                        it's true gamblers are a bunch of low lifes
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                                                        • yisman
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 09-01-08
                                                          • 75682

                                                          #29
                                                          Obviously the football.

                                                          If a woman wants to have sex with me, she'll have to pick a time other than during football.

                                                          And Nicky, even if I couldn't gamble on the games, I'd still pick football.
                                                          [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                                          [/quote]

                                                          [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                                          • AMBlai01
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 09-16-08
                                                            • 5882

                                                            #30
                                                            I didn't watch a minute of the games yesteray.....I am sure I could go without watching more.....Maybe it is because I didn't have any action on those games?
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                                                            • Nicky Santoro
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 04-08-08
                                                              • 16103

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by AMBlai01
                                                              I didn't watch a minute of the games yesteray.....I am sure I could go without watching more.....Maybe it is because I didn't have any action on those games?
                                                              good point..

                                                              i have not found a bet on this game yet. not many good #'s out there. IF i don't get a bet in by game time, i ain't even going to watch for 1 second. who the fukk cares about this game unless you got action on it. if no bet, i will post here, then maybe go out a bit and get some stuff for the house.


                                                              but no bet means i woudl take the sex for even 1 min over a boring NFL game with no money on it.the key is to have action on it.. then i pick the game over sex..
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                                                              • acarmelo1
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 09-29-09
                                                                • 6321

                                                                #32
                                                                I take the sex, that way I dont lose money
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                                                                • wal66
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 10-14-08
                                                                  • 5305

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Nicky, an opinion is not same as advising. You were hyped about the game yesterday and clearly allowed that to influence your decision making process. You can remain objective and give an opinion and no one will hold it against you if you are wrong because we all understand the difference between an opinion and a selections.
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                                                                  • tblues2005
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 07-30-06
                                                                    • 9235

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I am with the gambling on sports above women. It does not go long enough with sex with women and it is overrated in my opinion.
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                                                                    • Richkas
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 02-03-08
                                                                      • 19396

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                                                      richie, i have no idea if you were being sarcastic there, cause i know of all the SBR posters, you love women and sex the most.. you and slickfazzer.. so i am confused by your post..

                                                                      although i know you also do love to gamble. i had you saying sex -340/games +300.
                                                                      If it was a new relationship then yes sex over any phucking thing. But if its a old relationship, bedtime or morning sex is usually when your rolling in the hay so it wouldnt get in the way of the games. So I guess my awnser is if its a strange cunt then yes sex.
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