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  • GiveMeaBJ
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-08-09
    • 8449

    #1
    Your all retarded if you don't bet this...
    Everyone get on this play tomorrow. Yes, everyone, even you Sammy. My YTD record in hoops is 64% over 45 plays for +19.00 Units of profit. Not trying to sound like a tout just had a feeling this would come up. The play is Kansas -5.5 @ Tennessee and here is why:

    I had this game circled about a week ago when the news broke about the Tennessee players getting into trouble with drugs and armed robbery. I knew I would have been taking Tennessee plus the points until this story broke. This turns the #15 team in the country into a pedestrain Atlantic 10 team skill wise. We all know how good Kansas is so I won't bore you with that but lets focus on what Tennessee has lost. The three players who have been indefinitley suspended are Cameron Tatum, Brian Williams, and Melvin Goins. The one player who was asked to leave was Tyler Smith. So who are those guys?

    Being familiar with the Tennessee program I can tell yout that these are crucial losses. Tyler Smith is there best player hands down. The guy can do it all. True he isn't the leading scorer but he is public enemy #1 when other teams are gameplanning to stop the Vols. Cameron Tatum is a another quality piece. He has a great stroke and gets into a rhythm sometimes where he doesn't miss. Brian Williams in my opinion is the most crucial loss in this game. Kansas is one of the few college teams with a true center on the roster, Cole Aldrich. Brian Williams was the only true center on the Vols and after that it is pretty much all undersized power forwards. A majority of the time Aldrich will be guarded by Wayne Chism. Williams 6'11 278 lb frame is going to be missed. Chism is undersized and with Williams gone he is the tallest player on the roster. Behind him you have two players (Woolridge and Hall) who are both 6'8 and weigh just 200 and 220 respectivley. Aldrich will have his way tomorrow and if Chism is guarding him, beleive me I have seen it many times, Wayne will take himself right out of the game by commiting bad fouls. Chism is a key part of this offense and they can't afford to have him off the court for extended time.

    Altogether, with these suspensions Tennessee is losing 4 rotation players, 12 years of experience, 80 minutes per game, 32.4 ppg, 14.7 rpg, and 8 apg. So what did they do against Charlotte in their first game without them? Well they are down to essentially an 8 man rotation and the bench is miserable. Renaldo Woolridge was forced into the starting line up and Skylar McBee, Kenny Hall, and Josh Bone are the "studs" coming off the bench. McBee, Bone, Hall, and Woolridge played 77 minutes in the game combined. Before that game they were averaging a combined 36 minutes per game. These guys worked against Charlotte but against the #1 team in the country? No dice. This should be Kansas -11.5.
    Kansas 88, Tennesee 62
    Kansas -5.5 to win 5 Units (Max Play)
  • JohnAnthony
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 04-30-09
    • 5110

    #2
    Analysis Paralysis
    "I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself."

    - D.H. Lawrence
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    • Iwinyourmoney
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 04-18-07
      • 18368

      #3
      Gl sir
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      • xfrozenx
        Restricted User
        • 05-18-08
        • 861

        #4
        Jeeze I love seeing that avatar around. GL!
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        • Chi_archie
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-22-08
          • 63172

          #5
          looks like a solid pick.... nice breakdown and write up
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          • Spanks
            SBR MVP
            • 04-12-07
            • 2040

            #6
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            • 1st and Ten
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 11-13-09
              • 5131

              #7
              Good Luck

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              • Chi_archie
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-22-08
                • 63172

                #8
                oh gosh that was a great snl mike myers skit
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                • Spanks
                  SBR MVP
                  • 04-12-07
                  • 2040

                  #9
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                  • bighank33
                    SBR High Roller
                    • 11-03-09
                    • 190

                    #10
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                    • 1st and Ten
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 11-13-09
                      • 5131

                      #11
                      Originally posted by bighank33
                      Looks a little bit like OnTheWhat...eh?
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                      • Chi_archie
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-22-08
                        • 63172

                        #12
                        ha that could be herman
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                        • louisvillekid
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 08-14-07
                          • 9263

                          #13
                          Originally posted by 1st and Ten
                          Good Luck

                          damn, i ain't seen that clip in ages. that was a funny skit. i remember SNL catching flack for it back in the day.

                          i like how the link for it that's embedded even has it labeled as "retarded-boy".

                          with the crazy pc world we live in it's just funny seeing it.



                          and sorry to the O.P. for hi-jacking his thread.
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                          • The Seer
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 10-29-07
                            • 10641

                            #14
                            Nobody on this site is closer to UT's athletic dept than I and I can tell you either play UT or stay away. This will be no cakewalk either way.
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                            • H-BOMB
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 10-15-09
                              • 5240

                              #15
                              Perfect timing for Kansas to be playing the Vols. You have to think missing these 4 players they will be distracted by the events that have taken place. Kansas will not take them lightly and should win this game easily I think.
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                              • GiveMeaBJ
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 09-08-09
                                • 8449

                                #16
                                Originally posted by The Seer
                                Nobody on this site is closer to UT's athletic dept than I and I can tell you either play UT or stay away. This will be no cakewalk either way.
                                That is it? I'm just supposed to beleive you? Your not going to try to talk me out of it?

                                This isn't Tennessee. For christ sake Little Pearl is there 9th man. They have 0 spark off the bench. This isn't an SEC contending roster. Tenn plays too much run and gun basketball. They make dumb plays constantly and take terrible shots. That is there gameplan though, run up and down the court, force turnovers, and launch 3's. But, how do you do that with 3 mop up guys as your bench? They are counting on Maze a little too much for my liking. Guy plays like a head case.

                                Who is going to body up Aldrich? Aldrich is going to abuse these Tenn guys who are trying to body him. Tenn won't put it in the post enough to get Aldrich into foul trouble either. ONLY way Tenn wins this game or keeps it close is if Kansas has a terrible shooting day and/or Tenn has one of those lights out shooting days. But I have a strong feeling Chism goes to the bench with 2 fouls pretty early leaving them shorthanded and they can't afford to be anymore shorthanded then they already are.

                                I am yet cross someone who can tell me why Tenn can cover. Please, enlighten me.
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                                • stevek173
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 03-29-08
                                  • 27598

                                  #17
                                  I love it. I love your avatar more.
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                                  • LLXC
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 12-10-06
                                    • 8972

                                    #18
                                    Also on Kansas. GL.
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                                    • MaInIsLe
                                      SBR Hustler
                                      • 11-24-09
                                      • 76

                                      #19
                                      Love the pick
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                                      • wal66
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 10-14-08
                                        • 5305

                                        #20
                                        I have Kansas as a 8 point favorite even without factoring in the player situation. Not that my having favored means anything I was just saying.
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                                        • jayc88
                                          Restricted User
                                          • 12-30-07
                                          • 6785

                                          #21
                                          i guess i'm retarded then
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                                          • Jiggy Fly
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 05-02-08
                                            • 1256

                                            #22
                                            I like it BJ
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                                            • Cougar Bait
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 10-04-07
                                              • 18282

                                              #23
                                              Already on Kansas as well. It a small play for me though, not putting the house on it.
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                                              • jjgold
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 07-20-05
                                                • 388179

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by The Seer
                                                Nobody on this site is closer to UT's athletic dept than I and I can tell you either play UT or stay away. This will be no cakewalk either way.
                                                That was a fukkin classic post, it is so fukkin hard to go against Seer because of his success here. I think maybe lay off game. College home cts on weekends are fukkin tough too.
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                                                • Justin7
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 07-31-06
                                                  • 8577

                                                  #25
                                                  The market agrees with you. Wish I were on it.
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                                                  • SamsNCharge99
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 10-22-08
                                                    • 41242

                                                    #26
                                                    gl dude....but I shall not be playing this, however I can relay this pick to other friends and see what they think if they want to bet it or not
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                                                    • G's pks
                                                      Restricted User
                                                      • 01-01-09
                                                      • 22251

                                                      #27
                                                      No play for me... But hopefully you cash it...
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                                                      • james4512
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 10-27-08
                                                        • 3707

                                                        #28
                                                        on kansas -5 -115 its a great pick. Tennessee is not the same team since chris loften left two years ago, he kept that team under control and minimized mistakes while ALWAYS making big shots. Once he left tyler smith tried his best but without him they are screwed they have to rely on chism who is the definition of a moron, all he does it take bad shots and commit stupid fouls. Maze does an ok job himself but kansas has 10 players who will always be fresh and will beat tennessee at their own game. Kansas 77 tennessee 68
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                                                        • jayc88
                                                          Restricted User
                                                          • 12-30-07
                                                          • 6785

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Justin7
                                                          The market agrees with you. Wish I were on it.

                                                          line down to +4.5
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                                                          • acarmelo1
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 09-29-09
                                                            • 6321

                                                            #30
                                                            I went Kansas ALL IN after reading this!!
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                                                            • EaglesPhan36
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 12-06-06
                                                              • 71662

                                                              #31
                                                              Disagree here and I am a Jayhawks fan. Lots of people expected Tennessee to fold at home against Charlotte with the suspensions and they beat the line in that one. This one is going to be close and I would be shocked if the game was decided by double figures in either direction. Pearl is going to use all the off-court BS as a rallying point for an underachieving team IMO. At home and with the way things have gone on the road for the big boys this weekend, I think the Vols will keep it close if Hopson & Chism perform well. I think KU -4 would be a good number, but anything at 5 or more I think favors Tennessee.
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                                                              • Shortstop
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 01-02-09
                                                                • 27281

                                                                #32
                                                                You call us all "retarded" yet you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're"
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                                                                • gmcarroll33
                                                                  SBR High Roller
                                                                  • 03-18-09
                                                                  • 122

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by EaglesPhan36
                                                                  Disagree here and I am a Jayhawks fan. Lots of people expected Tennessee to fold at home against Charlotte with the suspensions and they beat the line in that one. This one is going to be close and I would be shocked if the game was decided by double figures in either direction. Pearl is going to use all the off-court BS as a rallying point for an underachieving team IMO. At home and with the way things have gone on the road for the big boys this weekend, I think the Vols will keep it close if Hopson & Chism perform well. I think KU -4 would be a good number, but anything at 5 or more I think favors Tennessee.
                                                                  I watched the Charlotte game. They single handedly gave Tenn backers the cover in that game. Charlotte's guards literally threw the ball to the Tenn defenders fronting players they were trying to throw the ball to every time. They were up 14-11. Then Tenn starting fronting there man and denying passing lanes and Charlotte would try to force it to every spot on the floor. They didn't move, rotate, or run any sort of fluid offense. The pressure intimidated them badly and they lost their composure big time. All those bad passes led to quick kick outs for uncontested layups and dunks and easy points for Tenn all game long. When Charlotte did handle the pressure, they felt so good to have beat it for 10 seconds that they just jacked up the first 3 pter they could. KU is not gonna be intimated playing vs that crap and force bad passes and turn the ball over. KU is 27th on Kenpom at TO %. You have a team of 6 players all of them outside of Maze (being PG height) being basically SF's. KU should absolutely murder Tenn on the boards with Aldrich and the Morris twins. KU has the height/length, better coach, 3 players on their team who are better than Tenn best player, more depth. The only thing they don't have is HCA. They beat Tenn at home last year when they were really young, and still raw. Their team was comprised of a bunch of FR and Sophs. Here's how Tenn has fared over the past 2 years vs teams with balance and length btw

                                                                  This year:

                                                                  Purdue 1pt loser N
                                                                  USC 22pt loser A

                                                                  Last year:

                                                                  Temple 16pt loser A
                                                                  Gonzaga 9t loser N
                                                                  KU 7pt loser A
                                                                  Gonzaga 10pt loser H
                                                                  UK 18pt loser H
                                                                  Vandy 13 pt winner A
                                                                  Memphis 2pt loser H
                                                                  LSU 6pt loser H
                                                                  UK 19pt loser A
                                                                  MSU 5pt winner H

                                                                  Verdict says Tennessee can't handle teams with length and a big post presence +balanced guard play. Now they're down to 6 players. Smith and Tatum alone acounted for 31 of their 85 points in last years game + 9 rebounds and 15 FT attempts by Smith to get KU in foul trouble. That's gone now, who's gonna be the Tenn player to slash and attack the basket like that now? You can't ask JP Prince and Hopson to make up for what those 2 brought. And like original poster said Chism should be in foul trouble handling the Morris twins and Aldrich down low. He's either gonna have to let them score cheaply at times, or foul. Either way I don't see how he contains them. The mixture of Taylor and Xavier Henry is so much better than Brady Morningstar starting in last years game too.
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                                                                  • GiveMeaBJ
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 09-08-09
                                                                    • 8449

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Shortstop
                                                                    You call us all "retarded" yet you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're"
                                                                    Perfect grammar. Nicely done.

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                                                                    • GiveMeaBJ
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 09-08-09
                                                                      • 8449

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Hurry up boys, place your bets. Make them LARGE.
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